>>17069439gerald ford - hoss heel, takes every other president in the ring to eliminate him, stinkfaces flippy indie guy john tyler
andrew jackson - brawler, hardcore outlaw mudshow indie background, goes into business for himself by eliminating john quincy adams off script, then jumps over the top rope himself to keep shooting on him outside of the ring
thomas jefferson - working a cody/angle gimmick, gets distracted by a queen in the audience and gets thrown off by john adams turning heel on him
again
james buchanan - has go away heat with the crowd since he botched massively and injured some fan favorite stars in the lead up to the civil war PPV, suplexed out of the match by lincoln
lincoln - real shooter background, one of the biggest babyfaces, odds on favorite to win, but gets jumped and knocked out by a rogue mark as he is making his entrance
JFK - gorgeous/ladies man gimmick, concussed by a mark throwing shit from the crowd on the way to the ring
william henry harrison - comedy jobber, gets the santino/chelsea spot
trump - current champ, mizlike gimmick, joins the commentary desk for majority of the rumble
FDR - ironman of the match, does flips in his wheelchair, runs over
biden - early but not opening entrant to little pop, goes under the rope and hides under the ring and eliminates the last guy, running it back vs trump at wrestlemania 2028
