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"Alright, let me give you the rundown of my Saturday night, and trust me, it’s a wild one! So, I’m at the mall, just trying to enjoy a little downtime and maybe grab a slice of pizza. I stroll into the bathroom, and what do I hear? Some strange noises coming from one of the stalls. Naturally, I’m curious, so I peek in—and lo and behold, it’s CM Punk and Jim Ross getting all freaky with some BDSM action!
I’m standing there, half disgusted and half laughing, thinking, ‘What the hell, guys? This is a public restroom, not a freakin’ dungeon!’ Just as I’m about to back out and pretend I didn’t see anything, in walks a security guard. And who is it? Heath Slater! I’m like, ‘No way! This is getting better by the second!’
Heath looks at the scene and goes, ‘What the hell is going on in here?!’ He’s clearly not happy, and I can see the gears turning in his head. I’m thinking, ‘This is about to get interesting!’
So, I’m standing there, and I can’t help but egg Heath on. I’m like, ‘Come on, man! These perverts need to be kicked out of here! Show them who’s boss!’ And Heath, fired up, starts pacing like a lion ready to pounce.
He storms over to the stall, and I’m just standing back, grinning like a kid on Christmas. ‘Get the hell out of here, you freaks!’ he yells, and I’m thinking, ‘That’s right, Heath! Show them how it’s done!’
Next thing you know, he’s ready to throw down, and I’m just there for the show, thinking, ‘Only in wrestling would you find a Saturday night like this!’ So, I grab my pizza and make my exit, shaking my head, thinking, ‘Man, what a night!’
But hey, if you’re gonna get freaky, at least do it somewhere that doesn’t involve a mall bathroom, right?"
