Reunited Edition:
Asuka and Kairi are back together in America. Does this mean a Kabuki return is imminent?
Asuka destroyed the smark critics and cagematch trannies.
Giulia challenged Stephanie Vaquer to a title vs title match.
IYO will face Rhea for the title on Raw after Elimination Chamber. Are there big plans for her or is it just wishful thinking?
Sareee will face Syuri in the main event of Sareee-ISM Chapter VII.
Asuka continues to expand her gaming collection.
Kairi is working out in preparation for her return.
IYO is winning.
Giulia is the NXT Women's Champion.
Sareee is carrying on Inoki's legacy.
Meiko is running SENJO shows and is their world champion. Currently on her retirement tour, which will end April 29, 2025 to coincide with her 30th anniversary in professional wrestling.
Xia and Wendy posting is allowed, they're just not officially part of the Klub.
>Sareee & Chi Chi vs Mika Iwata & YUNA. Sendai Girls, March 1st. >IYO SKY vs Rhea Ripley for the WWE Women's World Championship. Raw, March 3rd >Sareee vs Syuri. Sareee-ISM Chapter VII, March 10th >Giulia vs Stephanie Vaquer for the NXT Women's Championship and NXT Women's North American Championship. NXT Roadblock, March 11th >Meiko Satomura vs Chihiro Hashimoto for the Sendai Girls World Championship. The Top of Joshi Wrestling, March 19th >Meiko Satomura & Sareee vs Chihiro Hashimoto & Yuu. Fortune Dream 10, April 16th https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka https://twitter.com/KAIRI_official https://twitter.com/Iyo_SkyWWE https://twitter.com/giulia0221g https://twitter.com/Sareee_official https://twitter.com/satomurameiko https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM https://youtu.be/BRLK0mFd-pM https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI https://youtu.be/jBJeH9zgws8 KanaChan eats yakiniku:
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>>17109943 Asuka should grow her hair out.
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>>17109954 I forgot to include them in the /Kabuki/ couples
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What did he mean by this?
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>>17109943 Where are their husbands???
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Are Kairi and Asuka having a love affair?
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>>17110076 on the prowl for white cock
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brother and sister role play with kairi
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Anyone caught the tweet Asuka made, but deleted. I only read the preview saying something like: "Everyone this is the kind of Tweets I have been getting"?
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>>17110118 Asuka is one of Kairi's many love interests.
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Need to see both of their panties ripped off
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>I'm taking my time to heal properly. No rush, but I'll be back when the time is right! https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1894713980385669214 Anonymous
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>>17111580 Xia is Kairi's goomar
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>>17109943 WE'RE SO BACK BROS :D
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>>17111925 need to see Stephanie sit on Giulia's face
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>>17111946 nah it should be me
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>>17111580 Asuka is her waifu
Iyo is her soulmate
Xia is her sidechick
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>>17111946 Then please stay turned to NXT as this will happen at #WWEROADBLOCK
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>>17112404 Thank you, webm chad.
Giulia is so beautiful and looks like such a star. I really hope this shit clicks for her soon and it explodes from there.
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>>17112641 the lack of English skills is going to limit her for a while. Her confrontation with Stephanie worked out since both of them can't speak English well and they kept it to short sentences.
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Nic Nemeth posts a pic of him with the Kabukis
https://www.instagram.com/p/DGi3OiXyvfD/ Kairi in the comments
>You were the kindest person to us! We want to see you again what did she mean by this?
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>>17113840 He also wants to go to Waffle House with Mina
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>>17113873 he could probably go to Japan and smash pretty much any joshi without much effort, why is he begging on social media?
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>>17112930 >You think you are best champion, but you are not. I am. Okayyyyy. Don't pretend this was anything other than a complete train wreck anon.
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>>17114215 >complete train wreck no. The whole thing was fine. It was two ESLs having a chat that lasted a minute and they stared down. That's all that was needed.
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>>17114307 I know barely a lick of Japanese, but I'm confident that if I spent 20 min in front of a mirror to practice some halfway interesting lines, I could do it.
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>>17114558 It's okay to have standards, anon. Putting both champs up there unable to converse at the level of a 4 year old looked really bad. If you can't see that, you are delusional.
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Giulia not dropping the title to anyone but her best friend is based
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That's pretty tragic timing if the injury rumor is true, and if it is, I hope it's nothing too serious, hopefully the fact that she's cleared to wrestle is a good sign it's nothing major, and Stand & Deliver is 8 weeks away, so hopefully that's enough time to rest up for a rematch
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Kek. Who’s really posting on Asuka’s account? “Bro!”
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>>17114960 nerds though...what can ya do? amirite?
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>>17114709 the upside is that Giulia can come back and work her way up to winning the title again. She wasn't going to get called up this year anyway. In the meantime, she can work on her English.
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>>17114960 I like this new feisty menopause crazed Asuka
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>>17115297 now that Xia is single again, we should be getting more thirst posts
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>>17112068 >>17112072 How the FUCK do we convince her to start an OnlyFans?
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>Gulia vs. Stephanie. >I have a lot of emotions about this. >What I want to say is >I’m fired up!‼‼ https://x.com/giulia0221g/status/1894928894785929647 Anonymous
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>>17109943 I have the feeling they will return together for maximum effect. Right when this Jade investigation is nearing its conclusion too. Everyone naysays and tells me I'm dumb for thinking it was the Kabukis who rekt Jade. The consensus seems to pin the deed on Naomi/Bianca. I am going to showboat/hotdog so good once I am proven right.
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>>17109943 Kairi must be embarrassed by her partner's psychotic episodes
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>>17116381 It's all part of Asuka's charm. The Sane aspect of Kairi is debatable too. Being a pair of crazy Japanese chicks is what makes the Kabukis great.
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>>17115871 Is either belt on the line for this match?
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>>17116523 title for title
Giulia is apparently injured and needs to drop the belt, so that's why they're doing the match
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>>17114632 Shades of Shawn & Hunter
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Day 444 of gooning everyday for Asuka until she returns
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Asuka btfo the nerds again
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I think it's some WWE public relations employee who's writing her recent tweets by paraphrasing the text she sends them. That's why it sounds like someone else all of a sudden.
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>>17118305 >What is Google translate Anonymous
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>>17118367 It sounds better than google translate imo. But who knows :) I hope it's really her.
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>>17118143 = [ You're Full of Shit Asuka ]
= [ Nobody's That Good without Reviewing Others Observations ]
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KAIRI is doing Muay Thai training with Xia
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>>17119075 Uhhhh bros, so I checked out Xia's best friend that's in the pic on the right...
Her baby is black...
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>>17119089 And Kairi has a choker on again for no reason
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Kairi probably likes getting choked
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>>17119075 this is actually a class on how to give good foot jobs
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>>17118367 It does sound rather polished for being Google translate
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>>17119089 And there's no pics with a husband/boyfriend...
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Asuka's written English has been very good for a long time. It's definitely her
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>>17119867 >be a woman >have black baby >no pics of significant other Many, many, many, MANY such cases.
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>>17120209 super kawaii
GO ACE <3
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>>17120209 dat prime Io chubb
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>>17120153 Must be cool for her to work in the same place as The Rock now. Hope she got that fan pic with him
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>>17121055 >what Asuka sees when she arrives to the airport in every city Anonymous
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>>17121679 as soon as i catch em lackin
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>>17120153 Dwayne needs to see this so he knows someone in his employ appreciates him, and has done so for a long time, with the hopes he pushes her to beat Charlotte for the WWE Women's championship.
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>>17121862 >beautiful, glistening, sweaty boobs Excuse me for a moment anons, I'll be in my bed for a bit.
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>>17121852 >>17121858 >>17121862 Goddamn they both look amazing. Xia will be fighting at Roadblock, right?
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>>17121934 why would she be?
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>>17121852 *imagine* the grippy
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>>17122033 She is involved in the Cora/Masha feud. And it seems like Roadblock will almost be a joint NXT/TNA event. She might make an appearance.
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Kairi getting back in shape just to get a little flabby again once she's on the road
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>>17121455 I'd feel so safe with Kairi behind the wheel. She must have a lot of experience driving in different conditions all over the country.
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>>17122628 Hojo is the wheelman
https://youtu.be/0GgNAjP8_f0 If they were a sexy girlgang of bank robbers
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>>17122157 She just got put in a match with Tessa Blanchard at the next TNA+ PLE.
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>>17122872 Xia will have the crowd behind her for a match for once
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I hope Xia shoot HEEMS Tessa
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i hope Xia and Tessa join forces in racism
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>>17122665 Hollywood Hojo deserves a wwe funded b-grade action flick like The Condemned to showcase her acting and stunt-performing talent.
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>>17123028 Can't even say anything, this is actually very much a possibility now.
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*Scott Steiner voice>AT SACRIFICE
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Day 445 of gooning everyday for Asuka until she returns
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>>17123028 What did Tessa whisper to Kairi here, I wonder? Best not have been a slur.
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>>17123314 All joshi defer to Kairi on the roads and waves
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>>17122985 Xia will finally go over if this happens
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>>17123252 Babe. Damn I love those big dark asian girl eyes.
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So now PWI is saying Giulia isn't actually injured, she just has some bumps and bruises she needs to rest up...... So I'm back to thinking this is all just leading to a DQ finish with outside shenanigans, because they don't need to vacate a title for someone who isn't injured
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>>17123756 well, we'll find out in a couple of weeks anyway
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>>17123756 given the way WWE likes to mess with dirtsheets, they could have thrown out the "Giulia is injured and that's why we're doing this big match so soon" rumor, but at the same time I can see Giulia being injured and wanting to make sure her friend Stephanie gets the title instead of that jacked up midget Jordynne
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What do you guys make of Dolph's continued flirting with the Kabukis?
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>>17124620 he needs to cut his losses and move on
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>>17124620 {T}/ ~~~[ {Q}: Well This Was Unexpected Folks - In a Way ]
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the Meiko vs Unagi match from 2/16 was uploaded to vk a few days ago and I didn't notice until now. Match starts at 18:40
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>>17124620 Completely pointless.
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>>17125412 You just know Asuka has her hand down Bayley's pants here.
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let's make some memes and send them to Asuka on Twitter
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>>17123314 >22:24 PANCAKE PRINCESS IS REAL
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>>17126724 Where is the silver-painted Asuka from?
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>>17127340 Damage CTRL vignette where they all laugh crazy
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>>17127813 yes that's the one
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>>17127340 slimed with syrup!
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>>17128448 >>17128132 love that doughy Hojo
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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>>17130410 She’s unironically perfect
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>>17130505 She's a perfect friend.
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NEW POTENTIAL KABUKI SPOTTED
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>>17130862 She's getting dicked by Takeshita, so she doesn't mind waiting for him in catering after Dynamite and Collision.
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Day 446 of gooning everyday for Asuka until she returns
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>>17132846 Jade joining the Kabuki Warriors?
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It is Saturday, my /kabuki/ brothers
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>>17133746 Yes
pic related is post babby
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>>17134033 To help wash down a heavily buttered and syruped order of Kairi pancakes.
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>>17134061 with Iyo fries, slimed with special sauce!
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>>17134134 do they sell ramen at in-n-out burger?
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>>17134220 Dat HOJO toe doe
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>>17134220 >>17134357 good LORD
omnomnomnomnomnom 2bh
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>>17135425 I miss bimbo Charlotte
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without makeup she looks older and mamasan like
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no Mania match for IYO then
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MOX JUST HATE CRIME'D WILLIE MACK
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>>17139335 wrong thread, tranny
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based Nige with the Metallica reference. nicely done with Harley.
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BROS I THINK THERE HAS BEEN ANOTHER HAWAIIAN VACATION
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>>17141421 With Xia's recent breakup, and Kairi being lonely with Batman being in Japan, do you think they're each others' road wives?
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>>17141421 >Kairi doing red light therapy Isn't that stuff bullshit?
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>>17142294 they are in a shower together................
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>>17141501 isn't that a sauna?
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gonna have to keep bumping the thread tonight because Cena turned heel
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page 6 in 10 minutes is what we're dealing with
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>>17143935 kek what
they finally did it eh
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>>17144795 yeah, it's a really good heel turn (if you ignore some retarded rapper being in the ring for it for no reason)
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Asuka and Kairi can now win the tag titles from Liv and Raquel at Mania
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>>17145405 Most optimistic outcome
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>>17145091 Asuka’s dancing is mesmerizing
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Day 447 of gooning everyday for Asuka until she returns
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So the Kabukis are going to WM to challenge the Tag team champions? It can't be Bianca anymore since she is going after Rhea
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>>17146046 There's no guarentee either/or will be ready in time
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Asuka finally getting a WM win by winning the tag titles would be lame as fuck. She deserves a big WM win not a consolation prize.
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>>17135730 The absolute levels of Kabuki Kamel Toe Klub
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>>17146557 It's mesmerizing.
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>>17146343 I'd take anything at this point as long as Asuka gets the pin.
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>>17147592 same. Get her a win at Mania is what matters now
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>>17149346 That's Me.
And You're Kairi - The More Clueless One!
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>>17149346 >>17149120 Senpai ribbin on the kohai
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>>17149738 It's worse than you realize
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Kairi pancake butt with Asuka milk for breakfast
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Post goonable asukas, specifically heer face
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>>17150919 This one really does it for me
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>POV: You are a rare 1980s Japanese arcade gaming machine
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>>17150919 my pale porcelain Goddess
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do any of you guys have the code for that giulia clone jav?
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>>17154115 who are you referring to?
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>>17154115 RCTD-627 - Giulia (Sara Tsukihi as Kaguya/月妃)
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>>17154381 I appreciate your relentless optimism and faith in manifesting
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If Kairi has a pancake butt, who has a waffle butt and French toast butt?
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Honorary Kabuki Klub member Shida Hikaru just spilled whiskey all over her laptop live on stream
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>>17154834 KWAB what a drunk slob
*(I have done this too)
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>>17154381 Damage CTRL explodes with Dakota as Elizabeth
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Shida needs a man to save her.
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>>17154834 eh she's more of an affiliate due to her ties with Kana from years ago, as a former kohai to her.
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>>17150919 great smile, great booba
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Kairi should cut a promo like this
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>pinching kairis love handles
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>>17151823 She needs to do a scene for HotMilfsFuck.
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>>17152433 >hfw i yank it out and untie it Anonymous
>>17155220 for me, it was MyFriendsHotMom
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>>17155000 >that hint of tan line Anonymous
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>>17155249 >NXT was always the porn coomer brand with its vignettes why does Kana always look like she's thinking about sex or food?
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>>17156071 Because she always does. Oh, and she's always thinking about classic cabinet coin-op video games as well.
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Asuka didn't get an updated model in WWE2K25. What's the bet that she's rated lower than Oinko?
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>>17157819 She's been gone for 10 months and looks the same as she did back then
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>>17157819 >Spoiling the new face paint before her return Gee, I wonder why?
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