>>17118499>Tony Khan opens the PPV with a cringe promo>"Time to Play the Game" echos through the arena>Tony hands the mic off to Triple H, who proceeds to talk for 20 minutes stroking his own ego>Match 1. Reverse Battle RoyalMantaur, The Yetay, Ludvig Borga, Loch Ness, Zeus, The Kiss Demon, Kurrgan, The Shockmaster, Bastion Booger, Giant Silva, PN News, and Nathan Jones
>Extended EntranceJim Ross comes out to Boomer Sooner. The song plays on repeat for the full 10 minutes that it takes to raise him on crane and get him onto the "pole."
>Match 2. Jim Ross on a Pole MatchVince Russo vs. Michael Cole
>Video PackageThe crowd is treated to a slideshow on the Jumbotron of Kevin Nash's most popular tweets, while "Who's That Lady?" by The Isley Brothers plays over the speakers.
>Match 3. Punjabi Prison MatchLex Luger (post crippling injury) vs. Kevin Nash (after tearing his quad)
>In-ring Promo BattleThe Great Khali and Giant Gonzalez engage in a heated, and barely comprehensible, promo battle. Neither one has a manager.
>Match 4. 60-Minute Iron Man MatchThe Great Khali vs. Giant Gonzalez
>Backstage PromoNyla Rose is heard talking to the Ding Dongs about her dilation regimen.
>Match 5. Scaffold MatchThe Ding Dongs vs. The Johnsons (with Nyla Rose as special guest referee)
>Ramp InterviewThe Gobbledy Gooker bursts out of an egg and then gets interviewed by Scheme Gene. The Gooker can only babble in turkey gibberish, but Gene pretends to understand him.
>Match 6. 3-on-1 Handicap Hell in a Cell MatchThe Gobbledy Gooker vs. The Spirit Squad
