>wrestlemania night 2 main event
>dwayne is getting squashed by cody
>just as cody is about to do his thirtieth cody cutter, a guy in a mask runs in and beats up cody
>the guy takes off his mask
>it's the Big Guy
>ryback's theme starts playing
>absolute silence in the crowd
>nobody knows who this big retard is
>dwayne bursts out laughing and reveals he only invited ryback so he could laugh at his dimeless ass
>he picks up the mic and goes "and now for the real return everyone was waiting for"
>HERE COMES THE MONEY
>humongous pop
>MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
