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>be at work
>me and 2 guys do all the work
>3rd guy does nothing every month
>we notice he's distracted from the nothing he was doing
>useful colleague: "he's in love with this girl from IT"
>do basic recon
>32F-30-40, 5'6", clean and overtly autistic in the most "pajeet colleague fucking sucks at code" way possible
>gives me the horn but whatever
>Fifth wheel still does nothing
>he thinks he stands a chance
>ithinknot.png
>conjure up a nice rib
>create a bunch of soundbites from old love songs and load them onto my phone
>he's out for a bit, smarten the guys up to my business
>"TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOUUUUU"
>small pop
>work another spot
>"HAVE I TOOLD YOU LATELY, THAT I LOVE YOU"
>decent pop
>"OH MANDY, WHEN YOU CAME, AND YOU CAME, AND YOU CHANGED ME"
>colossal pop
>"dude that's her name"
>kek
>two weeks later, hang at the coffee machine with the lads
>"IS THIS LOVE, THAT I'M FEELING, IS THIS THE LOVE, THAT I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR"
>the fifth wheel walks by
>slam that pause button
>he's sad anyway
>"nah, she's leaving, she's quitting her job"
>know for a fact he's been stalking her
>know he's a volatile suicidal lad
>"SO SAD, SO SAD, IT'S A SAD SAD SITUATION"
Best fucking pop of the whole year.
