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It's the last Dynamite before Revolution this Sunday...>"The Rated R Superstar" Adam Copeland vs. AEW World Trios Champion Wheeler YUTA >Swerve Strickland (w/ Prince Nana) and Ricochet sign their contracts for Revolution! >Kris Statlander and Thunder Rosa vs. "Megasus" Megan Bayne and "The Superbad Girl" Penelope Ford >And More!
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death by snu snu with bayne
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someone needs to make an ai slop video of bayne atom smol and trump rolling around in a vat of spray tan
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I think Thunder Rosa is one of the worst female wrestlers in any company.
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thunder rosa is a white woman from indiana larping as a mexican
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seems like they're trying to hype up Megan, though it seems pretty clear Penelope will be eating the pin here
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>>17182145 Statlander should be in WWE Evolve, or even NXT ngl
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Absolute BULLSHIT man. They probably cut Tonis nude scene because of some BULLSHIT hang-up about her flat perfect chest being considered "pedo" or some crap/ Fucking people man dont even care that shes still hot 20 years past a womans usual sexual and prime and has the perfect body type for it. Im so pissed off right now
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>STILL not using WB synergy to do a Bane crossover with DC
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are penelope's boobs real?
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>>17182171 never gonna happen drone
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That one guy just started a Thunder Rosa chant by himself
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>>17182171 nah they have jade (:
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>Bayne
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Kris' cellulite is hot desu
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>>17182181 i want her back. they can have moxley, edge and jericho
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bayne is a big girl
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Bayne has functional strength which is impressive
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>>17182163 That's say something. There's a lot of bad wrestlers period. I think the fact that she thinks her shit doesn't stink on top of it makes it worse.
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why are there so many uggos on my tv instead of Leila Grey?
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what i wouldn’t give for megan bayne to crush my crotch
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Penelope showing a lot of ass
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>>17182182 She’s a big girl.
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>>17182181 Who just returned to major fanfare and destroyed her former partner, they do. Statlander should see that it's possible to get a clue.
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>>17182185 If she were my girlfriend I'd offer to wipe her ass
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>>17182198 Pretty solid gooners match.
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>>17182176 kek typical rotten-souled evil AEWtist.
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>>17182198 it's too much ass desu
I like classy asses like Mayu Iwatani's
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penelope is really good and FUCKING hot. why isn't she pushed harder?
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>>17182204 yeah unfortunately the next step is she has to wrestle a match
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need maika to do a match in aew vs kris
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slightly chubbier penelope really does it for me
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>>17182193 It’s everything. She’s not good. She’s not hot. She tries too hard to be cool. Her social media game is cringe as fuck. She’s hideous. Just a bad combination of shit. I hate Britt and Deeb as well but something about Rosa just annoys me.
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She's a big girl
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>>17182219 She can't promo for shit though
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>>17182219 she doesn't really seem that interested in wrestling. at some point she was going to be a teacher, then she was trying to get pregnant
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>>17182219 >penelope is really good find standards
>FUCKING hot true
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the timing on that was cool af
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>>17182193 Theres a lot of wrestlers like her that have gone through AEW. A lot of Indy folks that were pretty scquisitions early on but in the long run they just got better people or other ones supassed them. Statlander signed on pretty early as a nobody and passed up folks like Rosa and Britt instantly for instance. Trashpiles like Jade got pushed for a year despite being trained by the Amercian fucking Dragon himself and not improving at all while a fat Indy dork who once peed in the ring passed her up in the same time. Marko Stunt had a pretty solid spot as the underdogh that could eat all the pins in Jurrassic Express so they didnt lose TOO bad that first year but eventually they outgrew him too. Lots of shit like that
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>>17182231 Is she bad at promos or is this a “she doesn’t promo so that means she’s shit”’sort of thing.
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>>17182227 It's the weird latina attitude on top of all what you said. That's the cherry on top.
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this is a good women's tag match actually
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This is way better than I was expecting it to be. Like, a lot better.
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Penelope and Julia look the same
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Penelope is strong
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>>17182253 Imagine the heat she gives off from behind
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Penelope is making me go fucking primal hnngg
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yeah this is pretty good
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>>17182247 Nah she's a shit promo. Just sounds like your basic bitch.
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>>17182219 she’s with kip, that’s why
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>>17182163 She looks weird without her makeup
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>>17182254 nah Julia is a lot younger
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>>17182248 She unironically said "Latinx" so we disowned her
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>pins Rosa
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Megan Bayne strong
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Be honest faggots
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"Former AEW world champion" really isn't saying much
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I keep thinking Penelope is Julia
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Is there a backstory here? Why does BAYNE hate Rosa?
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Aubry have a bald spot?
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Bayne might be the most underrated signing this year
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Big Breasted team beats fat ass team.
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>>17182274 My finger game is better than my dick game.
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>make Rosa look like a GEEK >still fucking beat her
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>>17182274 Yeah but my gut is hiding some of it.
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>>17182278 Everyone hates Rosa
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OH SHIT Rosa finna shoot on her for the foot wipes
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>>17182266 Kip should've been released years ago
He's never done anything in the company
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>>17182277 It’s okay, Penelope is just a summer variant of Julia
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>>17182288 >Meghan pulls another Brock Lesnar move and Neckbombs Rosa Anonymous
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Lol the feet wipes
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>>17182267 She’s got an awful body too. God I hate her so much.
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>>17182291 Rare w for womemes matches
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>>17182274 No, but my moan game is on point
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we depend on Momo Watanabe, all of us
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BEST WRESTLER ALIVE
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C E HOE! C E HEO!
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What happened to Anthony Bowens and Billy Gunn?
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>>17182290 Momo is a big girl
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Here comes Bowens
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where the fuck was big tits Billie???
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Technically Caster is the best wrestler alive according to the US patent office
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Alright sleepy time, doodoo sleepy time. poopoo gimmick
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"BEST WRESTLER ALIVE "PLATINUM" Max Caster is over with me brother.
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>>17182293 He can eat pins and isn't terrible in ring or cutting a promo. If he wasn't short and had a better gimmick he could be more mainstay mid card. I've never been completely bleh about Kip like some of these other shitters.
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>serena
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LETS GO CHUCK TAYLOR
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>>17182291 Imagine that thigh crashing down on you in the bedroom
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Max Caster was like the 2nd or 3rd most over person at one point. The fuck happened.
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>>17182277 Julia is prettier without makeup than Penelope
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kek that chant
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>>17182318 Yeah it helps to have guys like that on the roster and it helps that he isnt shit in the ring
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I'm indifferent towards Max Caster
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MAXMANIA IS RUNNING WILD, BROTHER!
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gimmick infringement
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>>17182322 He turned heel and went solo :/
If they wanted them to go solo, they should've let them hype eachother's matches
Max was pretty good in the manager role for Bowens
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>>17182328 Many are saying this
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Why do I have the sudden urge to switch the channel?
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>>17182322 Booking genius, Tony Khan.
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>>17182309 >billy peepaw mode
>bowens went to a nfl fitness camp weeks ago
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>>17182324 She was never hotter than this moment
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>>17182322 The gimmick got old.
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It's time to breathe
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but it's better than feuding with miz
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Time for the switchCHAD
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ppv should be jay vs mox for the world and rated ftr vs death riders for the trios
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>>17182337 Industry plant fetish
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What is the fucking point of this? Why the fuck do we need this with 20 minutes left?
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I have a feeling max has a plan here
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get his ass taz
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>>17182244 i dont think Bryan is the good teaching type
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Best Wrestler Alive bros...
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>>17182343 Girls when I ask them what's their dogs name
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SWITCHY THE CHANNEL
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Yeah he's hitting Edge with a blade runner
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I'd get paid six figures too to job in 30 seconds per week
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Oh no, King Switch is screwing Cope....
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>>17182356 >Ok so this ia basic headlock >But I aint usin mah head I be using mah arm why you call it dat? Anonymous
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>>17182352 Nope been working its way up the midcard since the early 2000s
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>mariah may promo
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get the mic away from this corny motherfucker.
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>Mariah will never spit in your face
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holy jesus, this broad gone loco
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>>17182360 You shouldnt have went from that into the lore of K9 from Dr.Who before she could even respond
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Mariah boob game on point.
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I'd let Mariah spit in my face
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Lol spits in her face
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Toni holding the belt like an old territory champ is so based
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God I wish Mariah would spit on me
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>>17182367 >>17182369 Based and switchpilled
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Holy shit that segment was great
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>>17182383 I could tell by her eyes she wanted to know
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This is heckin' cinema.
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THE SICKEST BITCH
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FUCKING BURIED
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Toni just buried Mariah
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Do you think she spits alot at the cookout?
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I hate the voice that Toni puts on, it's so crinch
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>tfw switchy steals christian’s contract after he tried to cash in and signs it himself and cashes in to win the title
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Oh god That turned me on beyond anything I ever could have imagined. I want Dom Toni to talk to me like that before my nightly pegging
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>>17182367 >>17182369 >Cope wins the title >Christian appears >Jay attacks him and steal his contract >Attacks Cope and sign the contract >1...2...3! Please TK make this happen
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I just realized Tonis Timeless voice is how autistic people talk
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Is Cope winning the belt on Sunday?
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>>17182409 He needs to fucking do this
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>>17182409 Switchy vs Hangman for the world title could be the best feud they ever have
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the boston celtics doc ad is not as funny as the Anthony Davis prank show ad
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>>17182413 no Yuta or Jay is costing him the match
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>>17182413 No cause Pretty Peter Avalon is going to be the newest Death Rider
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>>17182413 yes, but Christian will cash his money in the bank contract
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>>17182402 mariah looks like the kind of girl to talk with her mouth full to be desu
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are there any actual rules about the not-mitb contract? can someone just beat you up and take it?
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>>17182317 Agreed 100%, I really enjoyed that segment
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that kid btfod by based okader
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>>17182438 He moves like a puppet wtf lmao
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lmao, Okada leaving that kid hanging
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Brody's gay gimp mask during his entrance hurts him so much
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>>17182274 i couldn't even get hard last time i attempted to have sex
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>no pop for okada
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>>17182422 Two ways it goes
>Cope wins Christian cashes in and steals it If that happens the entire Moxley storyline was a pointless waste but we get a new direction and based Christian as champ
>Mox gets helped by the one guy Cope didnt take out >Here comes the Money plays and he interferes >Christian isnt able to cahs in yet again Suddenly you have narrative reason for Moxley being a skitzo and there really WAS something bigger going on behind the scenes. Christian holds onto the contract a little while longer and cashes on at the end of this story to start the new arc a year or two from now
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>>17182438 >steals his gimmick Anonymous
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What da dog doin???
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>god's hate
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>>17182452 People wanted buddy to win. They know Okada is washed.
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GOD'S HATE
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>>17182453 >a year or two from now if moxley is on top for a year or two i will stop watching wrestling for good
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>>17182448 She's not like that
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>>17182452 Okada or Shinsuke who's the bigger washed up jap midcarder?
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John Cena is unironically a better rapper than swerve.
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This is gotta be the worst AEW go home show of all time.
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luv swerve
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When is Yuka coming back
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>>17182471 Bad Man is a shoot banger. I will die on this hill.
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>>17182477 A lot of talent got sick this week. Couldn't make it to the show
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wait tf
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>>17182477 The go home show is Collison
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>>17182467 See you next week. Also Moxley as Shane McMahons corparate champ would be fun. Particularly with the idea that Shane is saving AEW from itself and not letting an autist run the place who would let a skinnyfat neverwas indy guy push him around and derail his entire company for literal years
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>>17182470 Shinsuke checked out a long time ago. Okada hasn't checked out as long.
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Swerve Strickland gives me Damien Preist vibes. I will not elaborate.
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Tuning in out of boredom for the first time since Punk left and Tony started signing all these dimeless japs and shitters. KWAPC. What an absolute shambles. Elimination Chamber top card destroys modern AEW. What the fuck happened to Tony? It feels like he's just given up and is now just booking solely for his own autismal enjoyment.
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>>17182501 Yeah I mean they have the same hairstyle and zestyness.
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>>17182495 I stopped watching from hangman vs cole through the first all in mostly because of moxley, and also cole best friends and jericho. he is garbage in the ring and the same boring shit on the mic for almost six fucking years now. shane might be based but i am so fucking sick of moxley even he couldn't redeem it
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>>17182497 okada seems to be having a blast with hands down the easiest paycheck he's gotten
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that stomp spot was fucking based
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lmao at the bump Okada took into the barrier, he damn near just stopped and turned around a little
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Brody is a big guy but hes not a great big guy. Hes more like a good value Indy big guy that wouldnt look as good if you put him next to somebody like Lashley or Brock
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The fact Max doesnt rap anymore is a wasted opportunity for his heel persona. He could say some pretty funny shit but I'm guessing TK shut it down even though it now makes sense for him to say offensive shit
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the griddy is a based taunt
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>>17182453 didnt Shane ghost Tony or something? i thought they completely dropped the angle Mox is working for someone because Shane decided to not join
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>>17182519 He would get over as a face if he was doing that. Its how they started and got over as fuck
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So no one is going to comment that Ricochet's new persona is essentially just Roberto from Futurama?
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>>17182508 Shut the fuck up bitch
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>>17182471 HUSTLE with Murs is godlike
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>>17182529 Tony ghosted Shane cause he wanted complete control over AEW
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>>17182529 Word is Shane wanted equity in AEW and Tomy said no
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>>17182519 Heel Caster raps at this point would be corny as fuck
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>>17182535 if it works it works
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>>17182517 He’s not that good but people hate the other two so much they pretend he’s good. Big Bill is better.
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>>17182535 I don't watch cartoons for babies so I don't know who that is
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Swerve's roid gut is distracting
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Shelton in that pic he looks so happy kek
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>WE WANT CODY chants
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>>17182550 Just wrestling though...
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>>17182537 calm down okada
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>>17182461 it seemed like they were planting the seeds for okada to start doubting himself and his lackluster effort since he got to aew with the build to the buddy match but then he just won anyway and in all likelihood will beat brody with nothing having changed at all
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>>17182550 You didnt get the "Quantum Finish" joke at the race track when the people around you laughed and that made you angry didnt it?
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>>17182566 I hate sharing hobbies with funk buying cuck retards
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>>17182566 Wrestling is for men who drink beer
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>>17182576 >is straight edge like my hero cm punk Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
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that chop from brody to ric'o had some gusto on it
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>>17182573 I don't know what you're talking about because I haven't watched this cartoon
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>>17182542 That would kinda suck because it would be pretty fun bringing back all those 2016/17 Smackdown memes
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>>17182565 nobody chanted that
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What the, Okada and Ricochet work well together
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>>17182569 Word is they're going for Okada vs Omega title unification.
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>>17182576 Based and true. I'll be watching Revolution on Sunday drinking a case of beer and maybe an 8 ball
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>>17182586 No say it again without crying
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>>17182576 All wrestling sucks without beer literally the only reason I'm here and having a good time
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>>17182593 >maybe an 8 ball Degenerate
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It just hit me that Ricochet vs Swerve at Revolution is basically an Lucha Underground match
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>>17182603 Did Meg and Tonis ass do NOTHING for you?
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>harley in action
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>Harley in action
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I lowkey want Ric'O to win at the ppv
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>>17182603 For me it's grass, Mary Jane, dope, reefer, devil's lettuce if you drift my catch
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Swerve is such a low-mid card holy shit
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This tag made me hyped for both matches at Revolution
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you do not deserve the dignity of death, i sentence you to a lifetime of mediocrity
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basers match
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How did Paul Levesque fumble Richochet?
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>harley in action
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sneaky ric'o does it again
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Swerve bros….what the fuck do we do now?
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>>17182643 He couldn't get the fact that Ricochet fingered his asshole with his own finger and not HHH's.
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>>17182643 He followed Vinces plan and didnt do anything with him. Shit even TK planned to use him as a face but was able to switch gears when it became clear it would work better that way
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Rate this Dynamite 7/10 for me
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>>17182163 I blame Rosa for Madi not getting signed, I think she intentionally sabotaged any of the mission pro girls from getting signed cause she wanted to keep them working for her and not breaking out on their own
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>>17182743 Works for me. Wren in nxt is better.
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>>17182747 She gets treated as a comedy jobber in NXT
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>>17182763 shes over unlike Rosa
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>>17182312 And we like her like that.
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>>17182834 Very true, but I wasn't defending Rosa I blame Rosa for Madi not getting signed by AEW
