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It's the Explosive Aftermath of Revolution and the Start of the International Eliminator Tournament... AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from the SaveMart Center in Fresno, California! 8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!>We’ll hear from the new AEW International Champion Kenny Omega live! >We'll hear from MJF live! >"Freshly Squeezed" Orange Cassidy vs. Hechicero in an International Championship Eliminator Match >The Beast Mortos vs. A Mystery Wildcard Opponent in an International Championship Eliminator Match >And more!
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>>17245436 What's wit that gay ass pic OP
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I WANNA FUCK HARLEYGRAM
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YOU FINNA KNOW IT!!
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H A R L E Y G R A M
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WHO IS HARLEYGRAM????????
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P-P-P-P-P-POWERHOUSE
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>>17245436 >Hwite Claw total dogwater, real men drink lagers
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Hologram is actually kinda based
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is it true that both of those kids hurt themselves in the pre show match?
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>>17245436 OUR FEARLESS LEADER
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I love that bimbo like you wouldn't believe
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Remember, don't lewd Mortos. He's a pure soul
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Fuck off HoloShitter we want Harley
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KICKING OFF COLD
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Harley seems like such a fun person
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Are Cage and Hobbs natty?
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IT'S JUST ME UCE! DAY ONE ISH! IT'S JUST ME UCE!
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This first time watching. Is everyone just a luch a dor or whatever it's spelled
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Brian Cage is a walking steroid billboard
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>Team Tazz mention I miss them.
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Mortos out means they will transition from this match to the next right after the finish.
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We're going to hear from a lot of people
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You expect me to see Beast Mortos and not think "I'd rape this fucking minotaur until I pass away from the exhaustion"?
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Hologram and dralistico are based
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*luchas evilly*
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>>17245501 he;s got a match later so it might be next and he just hangs around
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Need the camera to zoom in on Harleygram
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>>17245521 The pride of Butte County.
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nxt unironically gets bigger crowds
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>>17245530 Literally impossible
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>>17245512 god I want to lick every inch of her body
I'm having very naughty thoughts today!!!!!
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Holy shit based spot
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sick suicide 'plex
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brian cage understands the assignment
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Brian Cage is underrated.
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I wonder if he was supposed to catch him and do a power spot or that
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>>17245544 Do we not count Aaron Rogers anymore?
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>>17245546 Go away Iroihs, Shiori is an AEW-chad
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>>17245545 No they don't legentil fag and they are also dogshit
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Why doesn't Hologram get a hologram to fight for him?
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>Cage's bald spot showing already Damn, I thought he had better work done than that
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>>17245521 I like to think that if he took a piss test the cup would melt like it's the acid blood from Alien.
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Gonna ask my doctor to test my T levels. Hopefully they're low and I can get prescribed some TRT
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>>17245530 Yes. He's pure and not for sexuals.
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>>17245569 >>17245565 the shittiest big man wrestler ever
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Surprised it took THIS long for the roids to turn Cage bald desu Seems like it took longer than it should have
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do you guys think harley asked holo to wash the mask before she put it on?
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>>17245575 Both can share the table, but considering Roger's run on the Jets he's on shaky ground.
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>>17245577 Shiori's favorite wrestler is Main Event Jey Uso.
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I’m literally in love with Harley Cameron bros
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>>17245585 It would be thick like jello
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>>17245582 How do you know he doesn't?
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>>17245545 Yeah because it's free admission retard
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>NO DUDE I CAN'T TAKE FINASTERIDE IT'LL FUCK WITH MY HORMONES
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>>17245590 Pure, right.
Pure SLUT!
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>>17245596 This is actually cooler than when they catch the guy and then do the suplex doing it immediately into the plex even though they obviously didn’t mean to do that and cage wanted to like catch the guy and pose It looks much cooler when they just immediately drop backwards for the Suplex and that should be how he does it from now on
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>>17245597 quick layover in turkey will fix that
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Oh yeah Deonna is in that college commercial wtf lol
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>>17245606 Many such cases
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I'm gonna miss Inside The NBA.
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>>17245592 You say that but I lived through every Sid push El Gigante and the drooling headchops of the great GRHHHAALLAGHH
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I’m bored of wrestling again. Too much going on in life to make this feel fun.
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>>17245616 >tfw finasteride and minox do nothing Anonymous
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>>17245614 >Yeah because it's free admission retard kek do you hear yourself and how pathetic your rebuttal sounds?
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Harleygram lust provoking
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Mortos and Harley having a sex appeal showdown
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HARLEY YOU FUCKING WHORE STAY AWAY FROM MY MINOTAUR
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harley tames the beast. absolutely based spot
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Oh no that whore has corrupted Mortos
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>Harleygram That's Sonny Kiss isn't it
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>MORTOS IS STUNNED
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Harleygrame should've done the dancing baby dance
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>>17245600 Its a ridiculous statement because nobody likes the headshrinkers in any era
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Harley wants the big bean cock
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>>17245636 All three of them wrestled like big men they didn’t roid up to still just be a cruiserweight wrestler.
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>>17245638 It's filling my sides in (after I dermaroll once a week)
But the top remains thin, must be genetics
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Everyone is watching Evolve instead tonight bros
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>>17245637 Not your therapist bro
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so what's going on in this match? is hologram really being competitive with one of the top luchadors? is this a tag match? so many questions
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I am a married man with 3 kids, but theres something about Beast Mortos...
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I hope Harleygram is the return of Jade Cargill
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sex with the beast mortos
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Beast Mortos and Harley romance storyline incoming
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Is everyone on aew roster a mask wearing fag?
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>>17245638 I fell for the fearmongering and waited too long
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SEE SEE MORTOS IS HETERO CONFIRMED AFRAID MOTHERFUCKING SO
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>>17245663 No they just bored the shit out of you every time they get into the ring.
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>>17245645 >>17245647 >>17245680 >>17245661 >>17245655 >>17245652 Shut the fuck up. Die. Kill yourself.
Mortos is mine and mine only. If this whore looks in his direction, I will cut off her limbs and force the Beast to see her bleed to death while I sodomize him.
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>>17245670 >therapy also there’s good things that keep me busy too
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lmao dralistico
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>>17245666 They're not, but ok.
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>dralistico miss
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>evolve has a bigger audience
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Anyone wants a stream?
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Motherfucker is not just a walking mass is muscle but he really is strong as fuck
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Wow that entire spot was absolute fuckery
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Hobbs' fault for the botch, he wasn't in position
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>sin cara botching i'm shocked
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>>17245698 Leave Harley the fuck alone. Or else.
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Wouldnt it be crazy if you met Beast Mortos and ended up getting some food and fell in love and spent the rest of your life together that would be horrible hahahaha
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Hologram and Hobbs are basically Rey and Batista
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dralistico gotta do better than those chops towards hobbs
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>>17245698 Sorry but Mortos is hetero and into bimbos
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Dralistico fucking fell apart that match.
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billy corgan with aids is my favorite referee
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How is Hobbs touching a hologram?
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>>17245724 Harley is gonna turn out to be behind all these "Sex with MORTOS" posts isnt she?
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>>17245722 Then she better leave my beloved alone.
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>>17245719 Dralistico jumped a lil early, had he waited a second Hobbs would've seen him coming
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Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp
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Archer could’ve just been in the fucking match instead of the dumb fucking asshole that botched everything
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who is this interviewer even
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>>17245647 HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE TELL YOU
HE'S NOT FOR LEWDS!!!!
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>>17245737 Hes a Hard Light Hologram
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The Hurt Syndicate is the most TNA rebranding shit I've ever heard. Still baffled they stuck with Hurt names.
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>>17245753 MJF’s girlfriend
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>>17245748 My high school teacher had a tramp stamp. She was really into me. I regret not making a move
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>>17245750 He's been lost in the card due to the constant stream of unfortunately, what a shame.
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Alicia Atout cannot speak the English language.
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There’s no good feuds for the hurt syndicate.
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WE HUUUURR PIPO
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>>17245762 Why did she give The Hurt Syndicate just one congratulation?
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>>17245760 >>17245762 idk why she looked different from the side, I thought it was someone new
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>>17245759 It works because WWE did two things with them. Jack and Shit. and Jack got cut
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Triple H really fumbled Bobby Lashley. How the fuck do you not have anything for the guy
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I wonder if Bobo and Sheldon had a shoot fight right now who would win?
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>>17245775 ass boys could get there if they re-build them up a bit
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Alicia and 3 Strapping Black Men, you just know
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>>17245781 Because she's a talentless nepo hire
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>>17245753 MJF's Palestinian gf
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whats next for Mariah May?
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>>17245775 They're gonna lose to the young bucks
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The Revolution second-MOTN was Storm vs May. I hope Maria has a good match at WM one day.
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>>17245805 marriage, to me
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When are the Young Bucks coming back?
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How did Toni make herself black and white?
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>>17245791 Luther gets paid 6 figures to wipe Toni's ass.
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>>17245805 she's too good in the ring and mic to flounder. she'll find something, im sure of it
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>>17245787 Imagine Him putting over Trick & Oba
Would be huge for those niggas
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>>17245787 bobby was more bummed that they blowed up hurt business more than anything after doing all the heavy lifting during the pandemic
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Those jobbers are buddy and rheas friends btw
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Genuinely impressive that AEW can have the best storyline (Toni/Mariah) and the worst storyline (Death Riders) at the exact same time
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>>17245814 >wishing for ratings cancer to return Anonymous
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women's wrestling being taken seriously is peak corny
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it's as Hollywood as lighting Mickey Madison on fire at the end of your film about Hollywood genres
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I would pay $5000 to take an hour nap on Toni Storms thighs
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Hope Mariah heals up in time for the Cookouts.
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may ruined the title and made it irrelevant
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T I M E L E S S
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My god Toni Storm is ridiculously hot. I cant believe she spent her gold years of youth toiling in the other place and jobbing out to nobody nepo hires when she could have been here hitting girls in the cunt with bottles. Now even 20 years past a womans usual sexual prime this flat chested sex goddess has finally gotten to the top of the world and ill enjoy it while it lasts
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The second best rivalry in AEW, right behind Kenny vs. Hangman.
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........armpits.......... ................fuck, y'all want me to sink in my cum, do you?
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>>17245842 That was just a pity pic, she doesn't actually hang out with those.... people.
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That's my champ tramp
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>>17245814 >YWN have french fry pizza and watch Dynamite with Raora Anonymous
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>>17245834 >Get jobbed out via fire in your first 2 breakout matches >Get the strap 3 years later Based workhorse Mikey.
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>>17245858 Luther died remember
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>>17245858 he's off camera
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Who is interrupting peedub?
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>>17245865 Serpentico stepping up
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>>17245865 >Took one dropkick and fucking died Anonymous
Toni's face is chunkier, she's looking more like Anna Nicole Smith.
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Toni is def winning wrestler of the year and gimmick of the year again
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>>17245856 Is THIS serioualy your cope?
Wow
Rough time for you Mariahfags I suppose
You need any headcanon you can come up with now.
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Hearing big news on a AEW x XPW show coming to san fernando in july.
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>>17245848 >Kenny vs Hangman >Mariah vs Toni >Avalon vs Cutler >Swerve vs Hangman What else?
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this is the first time ive heard someone say pussy on tv
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very lewd promo
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Toni saved her career instead of deciding to get buried by Charlotte
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>>17245873 Even Toni can't carry Mox
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>>17245873 BASED
>YOU THINK JUST CAUSE YOUR A WOMAN YOU GET TO DO WHAT YOU WANT NAHHH NAHHHH NAHHH ITS A NEW PARADIGM Anonymous
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>>17245877 I was all in for mumbling, chubby, drug fuel Anna Nicole Smith
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toni is the only certified draw for AEW quarterlys and ratings prove it
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They are going to feed Toni to Manure Moans
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Juice Robinson has a lot to answer for.
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my penis getting hard
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FUCKIN A!! Bayne is a whole lotta woman
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I want to lick Megan's abs.
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>throw your keys into the bowl
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>she's not just timeless......she's titless
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>Ass vs. Ass KINO
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>>17245890 Kek reminds me of the old Brock vs Kairi Sane meme from here
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MESSY SWEATY O R G Y
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>>17245913 Too bad you arent, bitchtits
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can bayne work a mic? the posing stuff is only going to go so far
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Mariah tried to break Toni mentally. Bayne will try to break Toni physically. It's basically Dark Knight and Dark Knight Rises
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SHES A BIG GIRL
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Knew Bayne was next in the title scene
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>ywn be invited to one of toni's key parties
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I like how tan Bayne is
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ITS BAYNE! WITH HER 10" BOOT LIFTS AND ACNE SCARS MAKEUP CAN'T HIDE
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but the bayne/kris/rosa feud hasnt even ended
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>>17245926 thats a frickin megasus
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TELK ME ABOUT BAYNE WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE THONG?
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How mad is Joey knowing that his gf is more successful
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>>17245933 i actually reallly like this angle
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kinda thought that Toni had peaked during All In last year and as it turns out she was just getting warmed up
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>cut away from the segment into a commercial awkwardly
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>>17245913 I bet you like they hairy bleeding and out of school too ya weirdo
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>>17245937 Gotta make sure the big monster loses a title challenge immediately. Wouldn’t want to build her up and have anyone mistake her for a serious threat.
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I respect Bayne but I Don't think they should be firing Toni straight into a filler feud straight after such a heavy one desu
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>>17245933 >>17245934 I fully trust Toni to do a stupid fucking airplane scene parody backstage segment
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What is going to be this movie?
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>>17245954 Me after I clogg the toilet at my friend's house
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>>17245949 She’s literally in the same company Joey made it too and she likely gets fired one day as well.
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I can't take Megan Bayne seriously after she just watched her man Jelly Nutella get his ass whooped at an Indy meet n greet signing.
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>>17245939 >>ywn be invited to one of toni's key parties >Toni pulls your Tesla key fob >Calls you a Chud >asks you to leave feels bad man
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>>17245963 She looks like she has sex with men that have penises.
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>>17245969 >straight into a filler feud straight after such a heavy one But that's TK's modus operandi
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>>17245957 She's the Dame you cannot tame
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>Mortos jobber entrance it's over
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>>17245963 >Be Ancient Greek >Be forced to choose between this and your favorite Towelboy Uncomfortable decision
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>>17245984 She's not like that
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I want Toni to lose only because she always comes back better
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>>17245984 hmm yeah I'm thinking I want her to win
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Lady Gaga's voice is COOKED holy shit did not know that
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Didn't Bayne use to have her own boys like Dalton?
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>>17245983 Shes crazy dude. Shes gonna jump and rape you as you try to leave. Dont ask me how I know this
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S P E E D B A L L
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oh no that faggot
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>no brass monkey
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SPEEDBALL IS HERE
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>>17245971 >WB own TDKR Holy shit it's actually feasible..
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isnt this Bayleys ex fiance?
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>toni will never call you a honky in your pink Cadillac while you coom in her womb
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Speedball is ALL ELITE
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>>17246025 another flippy manlet with no charisma
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i think it'd be cool if mortos could win a match for once
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>>17245984 that rules you out
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>barefoot wrestling like a real man
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wait, is speedball wearing a mouth guard or are those the craziest FINNERS I've seen in a while
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FAST TESTICLES!!!
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Mike may be the worst promo in the world.
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ugh this fucking faggot. can't wait for veda.
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Mortos = guaranteed five star debit for anyone
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It's a wild scenario to think this dude got himself banned for a decade in the US and missed the NXT era
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Tell me about this Power Ranger larper.
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TONY HAS A NEW TOY! Look out RicoShit Tony just hired your replacement
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>>17245995 Can that person just face the fact that he is a MALE?
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>>17245982 i think its apprant that shes only fucking Joey for his drug connections
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>>17246027 turn on your monitor
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Oh great, a wrestler for the footfags
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speedball will be a good babyface
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>>17246038 Kek look at that retard, you just know he watches WWE
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>>17246049 His face is too busy getting fucked by me
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>>17246034 It's a mouth guard or else Canuckle Dentistry can only perform one giant tooth with their current technology
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Speedball is good, but please keep his wife the hell away.
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>>17245885 eddie kingston vs cm punk
jericho vs oc
bcc vs jericho appreciation society
acclaimed vs swerve and keith lee
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Mortos too agile
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sex with the beast mortos
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>>17246038 why is the fan twice as big as the wrestler?
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>>17246043 why was he banned?
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We just keep winning elite bros
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>>17246067 Hes not just big
HES FAT
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>>17246063 Who's his wife?
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Speedball is overrated and belongs on Evolve.
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LET'S GO MORTOS
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>>17246081 wrestling indies in the us without a work visa
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>>17246102 Veda Scott (they/them)
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Great debut for speedball
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