Gimmie a fuckin mic. First of all, it’s 2192 miles from Calgary to Montreal. Plus, Goldberg said “watch the kick.” Also, it was a girlie magazine. Besides that, Stu was a pedo. Helen was a slut. Owen jobbed to a plastic clip. Martha is a cunt. Davey Boy was a crackhead. Dynamite was a cripple. Anvil was a ginger. Pillman was a midget. Nattie bogged herself. TJ can’t get it up. Teddy is a cat lady. Smith was a dead beat. And Bruce was a substitute teacher because he couldn’t get booked as a real teacher. Fuck this loser family and fuck you too