A Street Fight for the AEW Championship and Four Men Battle for a Shot at Kenny Omega at Dynasty...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT from the Liberty First Credit Union Arena in Omaha, Nebraska!
8/7pm CT on TBS and Streaming on MAX!
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. "The Rated R Superstar" Cope for the AEW World Championship in a Street Fight >Orange Cassidy vs. Mark Davis vs. Ricochet vs. “Speedball” Mike Bailey (Dynasty International Championship Eliminator Tournament Fatal-4-Way Match) >Megan Bayne vs. Kris Statlander 2 >The CEO Mercedes Moné vs Billie Starkz >And More! *Card Subject To Change Due To Weather (
https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1902223722641322430 )
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>*jogs up behind u* >*bops u in the head*
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QUICK SOMEONE DRIVE THE TRUCK AWAY
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match already better than the ppv
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What wrestler was on the Missing poster?
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How Drunk is the DOPE tonight? HE is walking in from the parking lot. KEK
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that cope shirt is pretty based
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>I drove 11 hours to beat your old ass COPE!!
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Music would be cool here
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>GRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHH you want a street fight you Omaha? >you want a [unintelligible]
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What the fuck is this shit
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They should hire Dijak and then he should take the belt off mox
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Cope and Dope are both gassed already
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Is this gonna be Edge vs Orton all over again
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Im not even watching dynamite but i can imagine it based on yalls response
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This is already too long
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these ring boys need to learn not to leave trashcans and folding tables under the ring
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>>17305636 The Greatest Match Ever? Based.
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everyone in the front row is so bored even though they're right in front of them lmao
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that guy / girl / non-binary person in kenny omega shirt is balding
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wow that's the first time I've seen Cope on his back since the early aughts
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>fake punches right infront of fans
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shes heckin cute and valid
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>>17305631 the combined age of the competitors is 112
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shida's gotta stop leaving her kendo sticks under the ring
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I hope Christian cashes his contract again today
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>>17305631 Mox is in his 30s lil bro.
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>>17305647 they know they have to sit through three more hours of this and they're dreading the ride home
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Cope should change his name to COOKED
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>>17305648 just like Kenny
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For a sec, I thought that was a real samurai sword.
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some kid is screaming bloody murder
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I get the feeling Mox just diesn't give a shit about this match
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>no yob sign
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>>17305657 >the other contract was fake! Based ribster
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I was expecting run-ins galore for this match, but due to the weather likely it'll be at a minimum
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Wish they were in Mexico and getting chairs thrown at them
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Jon Moxley is such a fake tough guy faggot and it's a huge indictment on AEW that they treat him as a top guy, let alone take him seriously.
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>KICK HIS ASS SEA BASS
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>>17305654 is that a problem?
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Mox is drunk off his ass and gassed.
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>>17305679 Makes sense. It's weird to have the main title match in the middle of the show.
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What if Mox gets the American Males to help him out?
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chick in the audience has a nice tummy
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>>17305659 His alcoholism added 10 years
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>>17305684 yeah Moxley's barely got the thought process of a 12-year old
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>>17305674 LMAO I'd approve
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aew announce tables are strong
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Did AEW steal WWE's reinforced table idea to get a big pop? Wtf?
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I AM THE TABLE!
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i like how the announce table doesn't break in aew, makes it seem more dangerous but it should end more matches
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>Showing the worst True Detetive season on TV
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They are phoning this in kek
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how long until COPE does a kendo stick crossface?
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These niggas look like they moving underwater
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the worst and best part of TD Night Country was when they found the fucking monster skeleton and learned it was the embodiment of evil and that started the deaths because a scientist got spooked and saw himself in the past (who saw himself getting killed in the future) so he freaked out
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AEW sucks shit
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>Logan Paul WWE footage during Dynamite
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This match is somehow slower than KO/Austin
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Match picked up nicely
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Show WWE footage during AEW. KEK Zaslav telling Tony how he really feels
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>>17305722 Is this the infamous bitchtits
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Well I guess there's a reason this wasn't the main event
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>>17305710 They stole that from WWE
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>STREET >FIGHT >JONES
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>>17305732 tits and ass is main event
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>>17305720 Piggie weren't you bitching about the action being too fast two matches ago?
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>WOW MOXLEY JUST STUCK HIS MIDDLE FINGER UP!!!!
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>>17305734 it's a cool idea
i haven't watched wwe in years but whenever they stood up on the table you always felt it was going to collapse before they even did a move. felt kinda shit
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Every time I watch AEW I remember why I stopped watching AEW. This is DIRE.
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Better than their Revolution match
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>>17305732 Yeah and its this
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Justified "AEW" chants!
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>>17305721 The worst part was trying to shoehorn in the Tuttles from season 1
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>>17305731 is bitchtits a tranny or a dronie? i have a hard time keeping track of the schizo characters here
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>>17305755 See you next week
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Tony, I am begging you, end this shit
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Dean reminds me of how GG Allin looked shortly before he died
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>>17305722 Liquid Bitchtits should be your name from now on
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What is the lore of Spike
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Piggies replying to themselves boilin' and buggin' while AEW chads ignore them and watch the match only replying during ads, classic AEW gamethread
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>Yuta comes down with a shotgun and shoots Cope in the chest and kills him
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>>17305764 Don't ask about that, just ignore. Stop enabling a couple of discord faggots' mental illness
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>>17305763 Based Hobbs fan
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>>17305762 oh yeah that happened too. There doesn't need to be a massive conspiracy! Just tell good detective stories and let Ray Velcoro love his idiot failson
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So what will they come up with now to make Edge not take the pin?
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>>17305767 This is the first episode I've watched in months, so nah.
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>>17305789 Jay White is under the ring, brother. He's been there for couple of days now.
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>post yfw Swerve interferes so Edge doesn't have to lose clean
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>>17305771 My name is Cryokeen
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>>17305773 Nigga do every little thing gotta have a backstory? Have fucking sex.
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HOLY SHIT
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>>17305796 LIQUID BITCHTITS
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP Anonymous
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What the fuck!!!
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fuck that's gnarly
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>look at the eye--the face of cope!
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>Street flight >Indoors
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LMAO, okay that was pretty good
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Holy fuck.....
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I'm gonna puke
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>17305800 It’s just not right without the long hair. I can’t believe my hero Edge is a past his prime shitter now. The short hair just makes it worse.
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holy fucking shit
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Okay wait Mox can keep the belt this is based
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THE PRODIGAL FUCK UP RETURNS!!>the ref stabbed himself with the spikes
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for the love of the game
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HOLY SHIT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
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OMG that was a shoot spiked bat
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HOLY FUUUUUUCK!!!!
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Mox driving 11 hours wasnt gonna go half ass, lets be real here
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This is based but I guarentee we're going to hear about "complaints" to the network in the next 24-48 hours.
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If I had a physique like Pac I'd always be ring ready too
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Hell yeah this is based
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was it necessary?
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What a fucking retard
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Fuck that lmao
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Based Mox is back on the booze if he's doing deathmatch shit again
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Spike was real all along bros.
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whats cope's nail hammer thing actually made out of?
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This should've been the match at Rev
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FTR hair just concussed himself
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>>17305850 apparently nails
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interference fest
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>Claudio, Pac, and Yuta still hold the Trios championship
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they should've let Tournament of Death champion Jimmy Havoc do spots like that but they were afraid he'd outshine the main eventers I bet
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>Mox after those run ins
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That was too intense for me bros wtf
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AEW's gonna be lucky not to get kicked off of TV for that spike spot.
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>>17305862 No one gives a shit about trios and it was introduced as a bucks vanity belt
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alright this match is cool they redeemed themselves
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Wait what happened, all you popping. My monitor is literally off
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why didnt they do this match at the PPV
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PAC doing international travel thru a blizzard of all things, that's why he's based as fuck
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WILLOW'S WHITE PANTSU
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i wish shaffir would mount me
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Let's fucking go!!!!
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I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
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Jesus fucking christ, thats crazy
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THIS FINISH DUSTIER THAN ASHY LARRY
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That spike spot legit might have crossed the line with sponsors lmao
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omg Willow!!! <3
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based bloodline rules match
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>literally just Bloodline rules slop
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wtf why didn't they do this WM 40 shit in Revolution?
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>>17305885 Marina is NOT for sexuals
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Overbooked as fuck
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Should be Jay killing Marina
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BASED WILD THANG
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Is this what they wanted to do at the PPV but couldn't cause the Hollywood Ending and Cage Match?
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Mox driving back 11 hours with that sore back is kinda funny
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BASED MATCH HAHAHA
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>Kip Sabian
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the bulldog choke is apparently the most powerful move in wrestling
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>Willow in a cute skirt
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This is what their Revolution match should have been
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>>17305891 Is this the edgiest spot they've done on TV since the pizza cutter incident?
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>>17305879 don't know how he recovered so fast after Sunday's celebrations
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>cope STILL doesn't do the job clean
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DEATH RATINGS WILL CONTINUE
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>>17305904 probably takes him back to his younger days desu
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>>17305907 It took out Mr.Brody Lee when the Death Rider got a 1 count
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COPE HOGAN LMAO
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great match, they redeemed themselves
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Why would Wayne and Kip help Christian when they were starting to show cracks last week?
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They are crazy for that spiked bat spot, that is fucking wild kek
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That's such a lame way to end the match.
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COPE DIDNT EAT THE PIN
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spike spot worked me I thought he legit punctured an organ or something
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Why didn’t Switchblade show up?
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>>17305912 >Didn't cut to a Home Depot commercial Missed opportunity
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>FTR guy isn't injured
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FTR JUST TURNED HEEL ON COPE
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willow would be perfect without all those shitty tattoos
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Copebros... we're never getting the belt
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Stop copying the Bret/Austin spot
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Okay COPE, you gave it the ol college try now.... twice. Move on to another belt or some shit
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>>17305945 nah, it complements her as a quirk chungus
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>>17305938 Real. That's what wrestling is all about.
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the DAX are showing
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Rated FTR... is finished>tfw they did one match
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>dax harwood is very very angry
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Everyone should've just turned on Cope
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Somebody check on Dax
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Thank god this angle is over now go feud with Christan for the rest of time
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Willow working me into a shoot bros
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Christian run in when?
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>DAX WELLNESS CHECK INCOMING
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shoot thought willow was going to turn on cope since she was still there
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Dax going to cry on Twitter
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>>17305968 Is it the skirt?
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Crowd looks pretty full
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>>17305968 Bitch got a PHAT ass
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waiting on willow to kick cope in the dick
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>loses >Theme plays after
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>women main eventing
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I hope this means COPE is retiring for real now.
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>>17305982 Didn't lose clean
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>>17305982 Cope is a massive mark and was hoping they'd sing his song
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The spike spot was fucking based
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Willow looking too cute in that skirt wanna take her on a pizza date and hand holding bros
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BAYNE CHADS
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ahhahahah imagine how bad ftr would be seperated.
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>>17305996 I want her to lift that fucking skirt up and sit on my fucking face tbqhwydesufam
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>Megasus vs PAWGlander main eventing
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You think Cope will pick the bits of flesh off and pop then in his mouth? I know I would
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>>17306004 never give up friend
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Why did they drag all that out if it wasn't the Main Event?
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>>17306004 she's just a little too fat
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Welp. That was disgusting.
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What if Christian is one of the wrestlers with travel issues and he was supposed to run in as well
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What happened with his beans?
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>>17306008 this and wrap those thighs around my head while I lovingly lap and lick at her caramel cunny and she continuously squeezes until I pass out
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Banditos mask seems too long
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Who cares about this shit? Talk about your sister's fat ass Bandido.
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get this beaner a manager TK>still a better promo than andrade
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it runs in my beans
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>Johnny TV actually on TV
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He's a better promo than every other Mexican not named Rey
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>>17306039 it's weird that I can still understand him better with a mask on than andrade
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WE LOVE YOU GOAT
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Neenee looking yummy wummy as usual
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Hmm I dont mind these girls but they arent really my type. I prefer girls like unreal sexpot Toni Storm with that DFC still looking like the hottest girl in her grade even 20 years past a womans usual sexual prime. Imagine that hip attack/bronco buster combo
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not this fucking guy
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inb4 Ospreay goes 50/50 again with a shitter that should obviously be far below him.
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ASSPLAY! ASAPLAY! MELTZER LOVES ASSPLAY!
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Has it been long enough to say I miss New Japan Ospreay?
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>>17306076 No, but only if you mean Commonwealth Kingpin, before he won the right to Elevated back off the band.
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This match should not go more than 5 min but it will
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You know this was a Dynamite for the sickos when the cool down match is Ospreay Fox
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