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>Dang ol’ Hank Hill, man, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 1 week with your grill, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
>I don’t hate you, Hank. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in Arlen.
>I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the dang ol’ best in the world, man. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Buck Strickland’s ass.
>You’re as good as kissing Buck Strickland’s ass as Enrique is. I don’t know if you’re as good as Joe Jack though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
>Dang ol'- whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall, man!
>I am the best griller in Arlen.
>I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this town. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Thatherton saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Thatherton guy. >You know who else was a Thatherton guy? >Principal Moss. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Principal Moss is I’m going to leave with the Propane Salesman of the Year Award.
>I’ve grabbed so many of your imaginary brass rings, Hank, that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost 26 years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best in this alley, in Arlen, even in all of Texas! Nobody can touch me!
>I don’t hate you, Hank. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in Arlen.
>I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the dang ol’ best in the world, man. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Buck Strickland’s ass.
>You’re as good as kissing Buck Strickland’s ass as Enrique is. I don’t know if you’re as good as Joe Jack though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
>Dang ol'- whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall, man!
>I am the best griller in Arlen.
>I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this town. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Thatherton saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Thatherton guy. >You know who else was a Thatherton guy? >Principal Moss. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Principal Moss is I’m going to leave with the Propane Salesman of the Year Award.
>I’ve grabbed so many of your imaginary brass rings, Hank, that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost 26 years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best in this alley, in Arlen, even in all of Texas! Nobody can touch me!
