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Kenny Omega Steps Back In The Ring, MJF Gives His Answer, Toni Storm Teams Up, and More!...>International Champion Kenny Omega vs. Blake Christian >"Timeless" Toni Storm & Thunder Rosa vs. Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford >MJF Gives His Answer To MVP >Brody King vs. "The Protostar" Kyle Fletcher >Mark Briscoe vs. "The Alpha" Konosuke Takeshita >Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Mark Davis >Rated FTR Sit-Down Interview with Tony Schiavone
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thought that niggas ass was out
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this is actually gamethread #7
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Hobbs running in like he just saw Anna Jay
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>gamethread #4 only had 4 replies when this thread was made
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Sirs, I'm starting to believe the pendulum really do be swinging
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>>17362966 Got ya salivating huh homo
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what's so Dunk about him
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we will miss saraya and dr. britt baker dmd
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>>17362973 'tis tradition I'm afraid
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>>17362966 lmao you thirsty fuck
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>>17362985 nxt will welcome them with open arms
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JACK BLACK IS ALL ELITE
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>>17362966 Same, honestly.
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Jack Black phoning it in ever since he stabbed KG in the back like a fucking coward
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>>17362986 I want this back so bad bros.
>dat jiggle when the cheeks clash Anonymous
>>17362973 you stinked thread number 4 and we hoped you'd be contained there, go back and keep replying to yourself over there
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Wait a minute, isn't that the NXT guy that got released?
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>>17362997 Threw KG under a bus and tanked Tenacious D because of a throw away joke, you hate to see it fuck Jack Black
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>>17362997 >throwing your best bub down the river because miyamoto said so such is life sadly, kyle gass aint made outta money brother
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Don MJF in the crowd, now that is grim
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>>17362974 Will Hobbs is a lucky man!
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>>17363000 Tay unfortunately will never return to her molten hotness due to baby making
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Davis built like a prison bottom bitch
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>Don Callis says he was attacked by a wild nigger.
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>>17362997 feels like all he needed was a reason, no matter how shitty
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>>17363008 dammit i forgot about that, i'm no longer watching that fucking movie now
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>>17363008 QRD? I used to like Initial D alright but didnt really follow them that much
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>>17363010 Yeah mang, there was uh this wrassler from mah hometown and he'd pick us up and use us as weapons in the ring, mang, I think his name was Antonio Inoki or sumthin like that, which is weird cause he wasn't even Japanese or nuthin
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YOU FINNA KNOW IT!!
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Hobbs finisher should be called Leviathan
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is Aubrey using that yellow tanner on her forehead?
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LOL, saying Davis is bigger and stronger then Hobbs
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>>17363029 Fat fuck baldy said something like "too bad the bullet missed Trump" or some shit. Got cancelled over it. They're all satanic pedos so no reason to follow shit D anyhow.
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>somebody call the police >he's a NIGGER
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>>17363016 Suhc is the fate of every Latina
White guys need to follow Ben Affleck's path with Latinas
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>>17363053 looks like Davis is BOTTOM tier kek
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>>17363046 OH SHIT! Good spot. AEW got caveman.
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Lexi leg got me feeling a certain way bros.
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KIP KILL YOUR ADOPTED BROTHER OR GIVE HIM AN OVER THE SHORTS HANDJOB IN THAILAND.
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>>17363046 >HEY, OKADA, YOU CALL YOURSELF THE RAINMAKER? WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU, COS I BROUGHT AN UMBRELLA Anonymous
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>>17363046 what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>17363029 >Kyle joked about the Trump assasination attempt at a gig >Everyone laughed >Some fags on twitter cried about it >Jack realised this might hurt his Hollywood cred >Publically blamed Kyle for making the joke, cancelled the Tenacious D tour Anonymous
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Is Young Bussing in his rebellious phase?
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Yung Bussin gonna stop being wasted finally?
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my tall Matriarch Queen
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MAMA WAYNE BROS WW@
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>>17363046 >tk throwing grug a bone that's a nice of him, really
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This Logan Paul ad feels illegal to play during AEW
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>>17363046 Fat chick is miring Hobbs
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My man Kip looking dimes and getting tv time baby
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>>17363046 >WHY GRUG IN WITNESS PROTECTION >Grug your material about Vince McMahon is vital to our case. >GRUG DON'T KNOW IF SNOW LAND GOOD >Grug, St. Paul is fine. And you have a new name. It's...Grüg. Anonymous
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>>17363070 Lexi is the kind of girl you propose marriage to and make love to with God's permission.
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If Von Wagner got hired I will shoot start watching your show.
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Kumquat
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>>17363089 He should put the paper bag back on desu
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>>17363099 do you think Big Bill can satisfy her?
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All Jason Statham movies look the same
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Hangman has better hair than old and haggard Renee
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>Swerve and Hangman still fucking hate each other
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Hangman's hair looks cooler this time
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This fake Don isn't as good as the lady one
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>>17363003 >killed an entire troon thread just by pointing out the smark faggotry i didn't realize i had such power.
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>Bald Mjf impersonator in the audience
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NOT GOING TO SEE YOUR SHIT MINECRAFT MOVIE.
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most surprising thing to learn about the new Statham is it's co-written by Sylvester Stallone and adapted from a Chuck "Punisher War Zone creator" Dixon book
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>>17363118 Antonella Morena
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>Fake Don didn't paint the scar
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>>17363119 wtf is this green screen?
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>>17363132 I know Steve so I have to
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>>17363134 I just saw the filename. Is this one of the penised women?
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>>17363119 Hangman still did nothing wrong and Swerve is a somewhat better Rick Swann but not main event material
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Cope, The Gun and the Bitch
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>>17363133 Still gonna be a 6/10 on imdb like every Statham movie
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get ftr the fuck off my screen
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>>17363132 I'm sure they're devastated, bro
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>"I can't be caught in the middle" >is caught in the middle
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>>17363131 alternate universe MJF where Turkish implants don't exist
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>>17363146 So it's gonna be great?
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the first weak point of tonight's show.
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>>17362955 Dax looks like a substitute teacher wearing dem glasses
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Who tricked these shitters into thinking they were good or even over with the crowd at all?
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>>17363143 >Kumquat Of course, bro
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Real talk bros: I refuse to believe anyone could possibly care about the Cope/FTR angle.
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grug and Hangman look too much alike
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Dax is NOT okay
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This is the gayest interview ever.
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>>17363164 Yup and they're gonna face Cope and Christian
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>>17363161 Rude crude dude of pre chewed food
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>>17363146 hey an $8 steak dinner is still a steak dinner
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>>17363163 Unironically CM Punk
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>>17363159 7 is great, 6 is good
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>>17363170 It's all set up to eventually get Edge and Christian reunion which will be cool.
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>>17363182 Does she know her nalgas are hanging out?
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>>17363182 must resist urge to goon
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WHO'S BINGO HALL?
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>>17363188 AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
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>>17363177 Wouldn't stop me tbf
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>>17363188 What's so magical about this girl?
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When is Mina coming to AEW?
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>Swerve promo
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House of black were the only cool heel stables.
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He kind of looks like Idras Elba
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>>17363194 She's making a career out of having her nalgas out
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>>17363209 these niggas gonna beef til the end of time
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>>17363203 I think that's fair. Your tastes are your own and I din't blame you for them. But I don't like penises. Just not attractive to me.
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so are the Death Riders gonna kill Prince Nana at some point before the PPV?
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Here come the Dope and the Dork Riders
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>>17363182 god imagine defenestrating her, her body hitting the ground as her body parts get everywhere on the concrete, the people screaming, the mothers taking their children away, traumatized
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How Drunk is Moxley tonight?
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>Death Ratings is still a thing
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It’s crazy that nobody ever talks about how bad of a promo swerve is.
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mox needs to stop swinging like a retard for 2 seconds
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>>17363228 You have issues, babe.
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I hope in the end the deathriders undoing comes from within, Pac and Claudio turning on Mox and leaving him out to fend for himself and Yuta actually attacking him
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This nigga rambling
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"A rope to hang himself from" Swerve don't give the DOPE a new idea
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>>17363252 She's just a pair of tits
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>>17363244 >you can’t even look at it with you on your shoulder anymore He trips up his words like English is his third language.
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>>17363252 She needs to bring the Cosmic Rules match to AEW
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its hard to promo with this version of Mox
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>>17363244 He has attitude and some charisma so ppl forgive him for it.
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>>17363252 i would love to brutally rape her
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>>17363259 and what a pair
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>>17363244 love the guy but he often sounds like a dyslexic trying to read. he could do with scripting and practicing his promos wwe style
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>>17363263 This was my go to move when I first saw tits
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>>17363238 Mina is pretty nice and all but she isnt really for everyone ya know. Some folks prefer that DFC of a gal like Toni Storm. Sitting there looking like the hottest girl in her grade even 20 years past a regular womans sexual prime. Dang that does it for me
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>>17363273 Yeah, I love his matches but when he speaks I’m sad to be a fan.
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>>17363276 Babysitting anon...
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It finally dawned on me the other day that Mox is basing the entire Death Riders idea on Vinnie Jones' existentialist hitman that constantly demands the purpose of things from the people he's about to kill or the airplane meal he's about to eat
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>>17363269 She's not like that
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>>17363244 I think he’s fine as a heel but he struggles as a babyface
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People like you don't get to be champ, Swerve
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>>17363276 Babysitter bro you are lowkey more unhinged than usual
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It annoys the fuck out of me that Mox even at his most annoying and go-awayish can still talk circles around Swerve.
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>>17363248 Yeah, I lacked attention and affection growing up but was afraid of others so I tried hobbies after hobbies and nothing sticked. The closest I have to an interest is wrestling and translating obscure VNs.
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SAVE US ALREADY SWERVE!!
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oh shit mox is shooting
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Mox speaking facts
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>>17363279 he is passable with words but his promos with some physical bits are great, signing, jumpin on all the security guards etc, when the talking is fast and to the point
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what the fuck is Moxley even talking about?
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Ohhh shots fired
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>my business has been taken over by billionaires and hollywood agents
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Mox trying to sound like Joker
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>>17363292 When you’re the more retarded sounding person doing a promo against Mox it should open your eyes, but Swerve is too stupid to learn.
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>kids >Instagram filters
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I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
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>>17363311 [Incoherent Rambling] into a group beat down
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oh shit Mox is actually dropping the belt at Dynasty
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>I DON'T GIVE HANDOUTS YOU NI--
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mox going oldschool. finally doing a good promo like he used to.
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do they have to reference wwe every single week
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>I don't give handouts to niggers. Based Mox.
>>17363311 Welfare.
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>I'm willing to go the whole way right now
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The second they made Swerve a face and took away his crazy street nigger attitude they basically neutered his character.
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So is Mox trying to destroy the company, or is try rebuild it?
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this feud already has so much more heat than cope
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>>17363322 Marina is NOT for sexuals
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>Swerve actually gets someone to watch his back before talking to Mox
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They sold the match very well
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>>17363317 >>my business has been taken over by billionaires and hollywood agents >J-Jon w-what did you mean by t-that? Anonymous
Nigga the fuck is the Dynasty Era. Imagine if someone in WWE was like I’m leading The Great American Bash Era. It’s a singular show not an era dumbass.
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>>17363332 Can't have your first black champion be a sadistic psycho I guess, but man it's been downhill ever since
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>>17363334 swerve has the advantage of not looking like he's gonna collapse at any moment
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>>17363329 Can't tell if /pol/ made you schizophrenic or if you were just born that way
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She slapped Willow's pillows
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great promo by Mox, it actually explains his take and purpose pretty well
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>>17363345 WWE, Nick Khan, TKO
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The women add absolutely nothing to the dynamics of this group or the story.
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building for an actual shaffir match?
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Willows titty needs to pop out
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good Marina and Willow need a match
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swerve is not a main eventer
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Loving Moxley's ongoing Bloodline story
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>>17363356 Why is Willow even here
Because she's black?
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I'll never root for the non white guy to win.
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Willow is getting too thin
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What a sloppy ass fight
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I want Joe's shirt.
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>>17363351 My bitch cant use 2 hands on my willy. I need a bitch with smaller hands.
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>>17363346 who gives a fuck about wwe
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>Let's go Max you're the best wrestler alive!
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>>17363359 Based Willow Appreciator.
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>>17363361 He can't promo. He's got good music and Nana is over and he can't work but it's not a complete thing. He's the black Jay White.
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JOE NO THAT'S JUST ASSAULT
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I'd watch Caster vs Shibata
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>max is now getting jobbed backstage
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think I'm gonna buy a shirt like samoa joe to rock all spring and summer
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I'M GONNA BEAT JOE'S ASS IN YAKUZA FOR PUTTING HIS HANDS ON /OURGUY/ LIKE THAT!!
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>>17363378 It was an example dipshit. If someone in NJPW said it’s the power struggle era or if someone in TJPW said it’s the Grand Princess Era. Company doesn’t matter. It’s a fucking show not an era.
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>>17363389 I'm going to buy Takeshita's WCW Thunder theme on cd
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>>17363388 I unironically love Max's gimmick
And he's also right, what the fuck has Bowens done
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>>17363384 >post I'mma puke at the concept.
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I AM THE CREEPER, BRUV
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>>17363317 I mean, folks, where's the lie?
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>>17363346 Fucking retard swerve cut a promo a while back about how AEW is building a dynasty and swerve is the leader of the dynasty era. If you're gonna come here and troll at least do your homework.
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>>17363385 But didn't Jay used to get praised for his promos?
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>>17363403 where has Bowens Daddy Ass even been?
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>>17363405 CREEPER?
AWW MAN
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>>17363404 Hows the size game on this one?
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>>17363404 Puke is all I can say when you post your
distintas.net folder
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>>17363404 >that borderline ridiculous fake ass Anonymous
>>17363400 who gives a fuck what njpw or tjpw does nigga
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>>17363414 >distintas Err slowpoke alert, I haven't posted from there in a while now, fren
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bros, how do I live the friendzone? I wanna grab this saucy little latina and pet her while using my left hand to grab popcorn while watching Dynamite but for some reason, I seem to be the only person she's not fallen for
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>>17363410 No. I mean maybe in NJPW but not in AEW. If anything, his promo shit was always weak and too scripted.
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where were you when kumquat turned heel on distintas?
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>>17363409 So he’s been saying this retarded saying for awhile? That makes it better. Dynasty is a single show, not an era. Thanks for your input though.
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>>17363426 Tell her Thunder Rosa is your girlfriend
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that They wanna go, let's get it tune from the Dynasty promo could replace the Dynamite intro and I wouldn't be mad
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>>17363425 It's all spiritually distintas
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so do you just announce you're in the tournament? Like if I said "I'm in the Owen Hart tournament now!" And that's...huh. My phone's ringing.
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SWITCHY THE CHANNEL!
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>>17363423 NJPW is our beloved partner you fucking piece of shit. Die.
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the cru have been watching top flight for months now
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>>17363435 This.
It's distintas in our heart.
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I miss the Collision Cowboys, bros...
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>>17363426 Stop paying attention to her and she'll be all over your dick
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>>17363431 >Dylan turns electric >Sugar Ray turns pop >Johnny Cash becomes a preacher >Kumquat leaves disintas Anonymous
what was the conclusion to jay white - edge storyline
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>>17363444 She got married.
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>>17363452 >stop paying attention to her >she just replaces me with someone else (a "friend" who may very quickly turn into more) Anonymous
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>>17363446 my bad senpai I will be quiet now
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>>17363455 jay white edge feud
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>>17363431 At home, eating smegma butter
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>>17363455 They put deathriders in an ambulance...
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Omega goes 10 mins with a Vanilla Midget... Botch Flight get the squash match
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>>17363450 Unfortunately Juice keeps breaking his cock off in Toni's bum so he has to sit out long periods of time
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>>17363468 Toni was a hotter Mariah
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Darius has somehow gotten more black while Dante has gotten more white
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This nigger just did Ryback’s finisher.
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>>17363461 Pick a random chick and have her help you date her. She'll get jelly and fight for your attention.
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we do use that word here brother
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>>17363468 What makes some women's bodies have more fertile shapes than others?
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Explain to me why Julia Hart stole Lio Rush's gear.
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any crufags here?
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OMG no one cares about Shit Flight and their nigger feuds. Just give up on them Tony ffs.
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takeshita fucking the aew women while yuka is at home
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>>17363487 Genetics, diet, exercise techniques etc
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pacing tonight is great. perfect mix of promo's and matches
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it ain't a strip club if they ain't showin pussy
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3 Don Callus matches in one night
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Reach for the sky boy!
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>>17363483 she'll go from "you'll find someone!" to "NOOOOOO, NOT LIKE THIIIIIS!!!!!!!!"?
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Take has a cool theme
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>>17363501 it needed a womens backstage segment
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Why does Tak refuse to get that boil lanced off his nose?
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THE WORD OF THE DAY IS AMALGAMATION AS IN WE GONNA AMALGAMATE ALL OVER Y'ALL
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>springfield ma
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The Oni Mask is so sick
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>>17363522 Isn't that illegal?
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>>17363426 I had a latina who put me in the friendzone. It wasn't until another girl showed interest that she got mad as hell and basically swooped in so the other girl could've have me
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Takeshita is the hero we need
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>>17363545 only if you get caught
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>>17363589 did you get her in the end? or went "fuck off, leave my life"?
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refs hand was on the ground before his foot was on it
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>When a literal blizzard booked better than Tony Khan
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>>17363612 I always get caught
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>>17363613 I got her in the end.
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More like Thunder Thighs
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Women main eventing again
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>>17363773 what sucks is she seems to fall for any person who shows her attention and affection but her bad habit seems to have died with me.
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>women main event
