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Kenny Omega Steps Back In The Ring, MJF Gives His Answer, Toni Storm Teams Up, and More!...>International Champion Kenny Omega vs. Blake Christian >"Timeless" Toni Storm & Thunder Rosa vs. Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford >MJF Gives His Answer To MVP >Brody King vs. "The Protostar" Kyle Fletcher >Mark Briscoe vs. "The Alpha" Konosuke Takeshita >Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Mark Davis >Rated FTR Sit-Down Interview with Tony Schiavone
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this is actually gamethread #9
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Based chick magnet takeshita
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Takeshita theme gets me hype, I want to break shit,... but my mom would yell at me so i dont
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I'm here for Takeshita only
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Takeshita is supposedly having sex with 90% of the women's locker room
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are the rumors true that takesoup goes into the womens lockerroom? what does he do in there?
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>>17363503 Where are threads 2,4,&?6 I don't see them archived.
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Buddy vs Takeshita would be fun.
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>>17363532 kinda low number
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>>17363533 he just needs to borrow hair ties
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>>17363532 Takeshita is supposedly taking a shit in 90% of the arenas they perform at
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I heard Tony Khan hired Takeshita solely to attract women wrestlers to AEW
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>"he's bald"
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>>17363503 I have no idea who this black dude is why is he being spammed? I hate blacks.
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>still to come tonight
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>>17363532 What the fuck is with women's obsession with height?
We're not cavemen anymore, you don't need someone to protect your ass from a leopard anymore
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>>17363534 why? are you going to read them? stupid pig live threads are for the moment not for archiving
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>#7
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>>17363555 he's a heel, remember
if he did that in 100% of the restrooms, it wouldn't trigger your tism
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Kek ya gotta love the Takeshmeister baby
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>doucheface jones
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>>17363549 sexo with Take is part of the benefits package
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>>17363562 I've been noticing that a lot of women have been acting really playful and flirty with me for the past couple of months. I just now realized it's because of my height
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>>17363565 You seem upset about a simple question. Did your mother find out you wanted to jerk off with barbed wire and it didn't fit around your micro penis?
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Can I get an opinion?????
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>>17363562 Can't deny what's literally written into your generic code
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>>17363588 in fact she did but thats unrelated
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>>17363555 Well Tripman Jones if it was 100% of the womens Locker Room that would include Nyla and aint no fucking way hes going that far just for the acheivement
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>ad made me remember that Smash Mouth Guy is dead
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>>17363532 a few are lesbians or too old, nothing personal
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>>17363592 It's stupid though, if humanity evolves faster than any creature surely we should have moved past that need by now?
Like it's literally not necessary anymore
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with AEW producing these top quality shows week after week i'm jealous they're not in my area right now
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>>17363606 His children's children's children will never have to worry about money so don't feel to bad.
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I would listen to a taz and callis podcast
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>>17363615 it is still necessary manlet don't kid yourself
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>>17363562 Anon, there are things significantly more dangerous in the world than leopards.
We call them niggers.
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>>17363621 >Takeshita just making faces instead of talking I'd listen to that
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>>17363621 we really did lose when DARK was axed
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>>17363591 1, but the first 3 are all great
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omg sick german
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>>17363617 I was thinking the same thing bro. Next time they're in my area I'm going out of my to attend.
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>>17363631 Britt knows all about that
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>>17363639 hopefully we get shows while AEW is in the good side of the pendulum
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>>17363639 What did they mean by this?
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>>17363639 Bros give it to me straight:
Is it more fun to hand spank a woman or paddle them?
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>>17363646 Manlets are in nowadays.
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>>17363532 Nice headcanon, women dont find asian men attractive
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>>17363626 In what way?
I hope that Resident Evil ahh Chinese Scientist spitefully eliminates all Lanklets
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love that briscoe consistently has great matches with fan support all while constantly eating pins
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pretty good match
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Gotta love Briscoe
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>>17363666 lil bro is not our fault your genes are trash you can always move to a brown country
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Tony is overcompensating for all the people who said Toni vs Mariah should have main evented by putting her in the main, or on commentary for it, constantly now. He doesn’t understand that people were talking about a singular instance, meaning Toni vs Mariah was the correct main event for that show not that people were saying Toni needs to be involved in the final segment every week. He’s hurting his own show by panicking from slight criticism and over correcting.
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captain caveman lookin ahh
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>>17363658 The point is to use either as re-enforcement and not go too hard. Pleasure vs pain.
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>>17363663 Takeshita is not your average chink though
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>PAC being stuck in the Death Ratings vortex
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>>17363683 i can't fathom the circumstances that led to the creation of that gif
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>>17363670 I think eating pins is part of the charm for him in some way
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>>17363658 Paddles are a more dedicated kinda thing and person ive always prefered hand spanking so you can feel her tiny behind wiggle, Just make sure she understands you wont do it as hard as her mom and its just supposed to be playing around
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New Take merch just dropped
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>>17363678 It’s like if a booking simulator gave you feedback to do X, so now he can only do X regardless of the scenario.
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>>17363681 Me watching America's Funniest Videos Bob Saget version
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>>17363678 what else would you have main eventing tonight?
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>>17363700 yea it definitely adds to his scrappy underdog vibe
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has Megan Bayne cut a promo yet?
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>>17363678 Brother it's the last week of Women's History Month, don't overthink it.
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>>17363696 It's just a cartoon frog bro, don't think too much about it
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>>17363710 Probably would have made different matches and included something that could actually main event to begin with.
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>>17363706 I need this in 5x
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>>17363714 she had a prerecorded introduction style vignette last week I think
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>>17363706 those moonrunes translate to "pussy slayer"
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>>17363714 yea, she had a pre-recorded promo during collision. it was pretty good
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>>17363714 No but tbf the strong silent thing she's got going on suits her character much better
I feel her speaking would ruin the aura
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I’d like a buddy vs pac part 2 match.
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>>17363711 these women owe me sex, except for rosa
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>he has qualities...he's a jew
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Based BOBBO knows not to trust (((THEM)))
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>>17363711 When did Penelope get so thicc?
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>>17363696 The bombing of Ukraine.
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sex with bayne
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THUNDERTITS TIME
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>>17363737 >you have to book a shitty show with no main event even in my hypothetical. Oh sorry I guess.
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>>17363722 and it was good, I like her tone and voice
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I refuse to believe Penelope Ford has won that many matches in AEW (even if it includes Dark).
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GOONERS
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GOD I NEED TO SMELL PENELOPES ASS
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Penelope "superbarren girl" Ford
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TELL ME ABOUT BAYNE
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>>17363723 You actually made me check
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>>17363759 she's been there since day one
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Penelope PitStop and Joey Nutella's Cum Rag
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This match could use a Japanese woman
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>>17363766 Wow Sandra grew up to be pretty thick
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>Bayne main eventing 2 Dynamites in a row
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>>17363756 apology accepted, you're excused but don't do it again
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Toni is the most over woman in AEW, maybe ever in company history
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Not to be a "2/10 would not bang" incel Bayne's body is beautiful but her face looks a little busted
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>Thunder Rosa coming out looking happy af
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LUTHER DRIPPED THE FUCK OUT
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>>17363769 Yeah but she also didn't wrestle for like two years in a row.
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>>17363768 you doubted my translation? BAKA
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Justified "THUNDERTITS" chants RIGHT NOW
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based jamie got her visa
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JAMIE MATCH :D
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Dimeless an Sandbag
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>>17363792 I would do the job for Penny ngl
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>>17363784 Or Tony just had no other ideas for main event. Brock Anderson has won a main event on dynamite.
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>kevin knight
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Thunder Tits crowd sign?
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Jamie got her visa renewed!!!
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>Hayter is back on Collision
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I hope Bayne stiffs Rosa back
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What the fuck kind of no sell of the knee was that????
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>Hayter just randomly coming back with no hype
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ThunderTits is over brother
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>>17363826 The Scooby Doo look killed her momentum and I'm not joking
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>>17363826 That’s also how she returned to begin with and how her entire return run has gone.
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Hayter vs Queen "I'm-a-Jobber"
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>>17363816 >Aminata Delicious.
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>>17363818 >hype >for the skeletor gaunt bitch that usurped the OG Jamie's life Anonymous
>team Thundertits >they're both flat as a board
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>>17363816 YES more Aminata on my screen!!!!!
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>>17363834 You mean Dr Who look.
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>>17363834 I like the Scooby Doo look
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wonder why they never did a women's tag belt, all it would cost is one match a week and you can get four people in there
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>>17363829 Lily Starfire would be huge in Japan
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>>17363845 No. I meant what I said, faggot.
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>>17363834 She should of cosplayed as Velma instead
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>>17363846 I actually like it too.
It's objectively inferior to her original look though.
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>>17363766 God I wish that was my POV
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>>17363842 Tits stands for Tiny Itty Titty Squad
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>>17363842 Its so fucking PERFECT and I love it. Imagine the Naizuri
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>>17363850 Shorter shows, unlike the fed
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>>17363851 She just did a JAV
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>>17363842 bro I have a 5 inch Thunderdick and your girl loves it
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this is my jamie
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>>17363860 >It's objectively inferior to her original look though agreed
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>Jamie and Mina is on the menu
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>>17363867 small tits and big ass is objectively the worst body type
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>>17363853 for me, it was this
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>>17363875 Let her rebuild and feed to regain her ass-power then the keijo battles will return
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>>17363836 If Hayter had kept her body and her black and silver hair her momentum wouldn't have felt so fumbled
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>>17363878 No, that's fat chick with no tits
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Nobody talking about the joke of putting Janela’s old bitch with his new bitch as a team.
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are they actually gonna put the belt on Megan or is Toni dropping it someone else
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>>17363886 I made that joke a month ago.
Got zero (yous).
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>>17363875 She used to be so breathtakingly gorgeous
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>>17363892 I don’t think anybody remembers that he was with Penelope because they were pretty much apart by the time AEW even started so you have to be a filthy dirty, independent wrestling watcher.
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>>17363886 How does a trashy manlet like Janela get a statuesque amazon?
Drugs?
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>>17363886 Yeah this dude said it a few weeks ago
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>>17363900 He scopes Mommy Milkers
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>>17363892 i got you next time senpai
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>>17363886 the joke has been made many times since they've been teaming, but bayne standing there doing nothing while joey got heemed was much funnier
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Toni's outfit reminds me of Urusei Yatsura
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>crest fallen
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>>17363900 I've been told personality goes a long way.
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>>17363900 Bayne is like 5’10 at most. She’s not a shoot Amazoness.
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Megan Bayne clean F5
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>>17363900 cocaine and pain pills, possibly the fent OCs
he's known as the man on the indies for that stuff
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Megan strong as fuck, big ass amazonian broad
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>>17363914 great taste anon
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>>17363907 His interviews with Marvez were kino
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Female bork Lesnar
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>Clean as fuck
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if penelope took wrestling a little more seriously she could be pretty good
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Holy shit that was the sexiest match I've ever seen. On TV. Or anywhere.
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>>17363914 My god the sheer amount of porn that has come out of that one thing is amazing
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>>17363925 >just got my Painkillers renewed today Feels good man, can't wait to feel fuzzy on Friday
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>>17363927 from a video game, cant remember the name but it was played on Oneyplays
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Rosa you useless wench
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the streak of great dynamites continues
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>>17363914 Nabiki was best girl
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RATE THE SHOW!
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>bayne is actually an unbeatable monster heel
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RATE THE SHOW
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>>17363948 Crazy how it's a streak when there still hasn't been a great one yet."
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see you sat gents have a great rest of your week
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Damn bros we're winning so much I'm almost getting tired of all the winning
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>>17363952 1/10
Feeling? barbed wire to the nuts.
Pendulum? Stuck in one position.
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So what happened to Jay White & Cope allying against the death riders?
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>>17363965 yet you watched lmao
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>>17363944 nice, though honestly I've withdrawn off opiates so many times that I usually stay away these days. Even withdrawing from kratom is pretty uncomfortable.
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>>17363971 they failed and moved on, this is not the fed, shit keeps moving
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The vibes are immaculate rn frfr
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>>17363955 >>17363952 8.9/10
tony seems laser focused, and the shedding deadweight cruises along
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>>17363971 i think jay is stuck in a wierd spot atm. cope has a ftr feud that will more than likely lead to christian.
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>>17363955 >>17363952 8.5. great combo of matches, in ring promo's, and backstage skits
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>>17363981 I kinda wanted to see a Jay White vs Cope feud tho..
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Is Mox dropping the belt to Swerve, Darby or someone else? I can't buy the idea of Swerve becoming a two-time world champion before the likes of Kenny and Hangman.
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>>17364001 i thought for sure he would drop it, but after tonights promo it feels like mox has a purpose and direction.
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>>17363952 Would've been a perfect 10 if the Deathriders didn't appear
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>>17363534 AEW gets out gamethread'd by NXT on a weekly basis. Sad!
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>>17364001 They’re running back Swerve vs Hangman. I think the general idea is Mox drops at All In to Ospreay. Darby was supposed to get that spot but he’s off climbing
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>>17363971 Speaking of forgotten storylines, I want to know what happened to Jeff Jarret. There were even rumors he was gonna get one last championship run this year.
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>>17364030 Agreed. This was the first time I enjoyed Mox since the Death Riders arc.
>>17364041 >They’re running back Swerve vs Hangman No stakes whatsoever? Unless they re-do Hangman interfering and costing Swerve the championship (which would be lame) they have no reason to fight each other at the moment.
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>>17364073 Hangman said he’s not letting swerve be a 2x champion
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>>17364235 So they're doing it again. Boring.
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Another 2 hours of pure cinematic kino
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>>17364247 idk, i think a lot of fans yearn for sweve v hanger
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>>17364247 Yeah I’d much rather them do more interesting feuds for both before we go back to this. Swerve vs MJF & Hangman against a guy they’re pushing like Fletcher would’ve been solid
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>>17364263 My problem is not with the rematch but rather the reason for the rematch. Recycling the same plot is just lazy in my opinion.
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>>17364274 Pick an opponent for Ospreay right now or I'll fucking stab you.
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>>17364060 That got canned apparently when him feuding vs MJF just wasn't bring anything. TK actually pivoted for once.
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>>17364288 Jay White or Moxley
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>>17364288 If I must, I'd take a chance on Shingo Okada
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