Lemme tell ya, internet geeks! Lemme tell ya, keyboard warriors! Lemme talk to all you little basement-dwellin’, hot-pocket-eatin’, no-job-havin’ gooners over on /b/! You sit there, tappin’ away on your keyboards, postin’ memes, hidin’ behind your anonymous little screens while the Nature Boy is out here, LIVING! STYLIN’! PROFILIN’! KISS-STEALIN’! WHEELIN’-DEALIN’! And lemme tell ya, WOOOOO! There ain’t a man alive on your little message board that can lace up my $5,000 Gucci boots!
