I saw a weretroon with a Joshi pillow in his hand
Posting on the threads of PeeDub in the rain
He was looking for the girl called Lee Ho Fook's
Gonna get a big stiffy watching her take pain

Ah-hoo, weretroons of 'Dubya
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, weretroons of 'Dubya
Ah-hoo

You hear him howlin' around your wrestling board
You better not let him in
Little old janny got mutilated late last night
Weretroons of 'Dubya again

Ah-hoo, weretroons of 'Dubya
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, weretroons of 'Dubya
Ah-hoo, huh

He's the hairy-handed gent who has never drew a cent
Lately he's been overheard in twitter
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out, Jim
Huh, I'd like to meet his doctor

Ah-hoo, weretroons of 'Dubya
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, weretroons of 'Dubya
Ah-hoo

Well, I saw Dave Meltzer walkin' with the troon
Doin' the weretroons of 'Dubya
I saw Dave Meltzer Jr. walkin' with the troon, uh
Doin' the weretroons of 'Dubya

I saw a weretroon drinkin' an HRT colada in catering
And his name was Nyla

Ah-hoo, weretroons of 'Dubya
Huh, draw blood
Ah-hoo, weretroons of 'Dubya