>>17411991>>17412040https://youtu.be/lKVb_EcJrz0?si=MgKggAUc6PLFsMNahttps://youtu.be/oO5bfNZ2Ytg?si=sCNoj-Qh2ymY27f9Never the guy
Fake tough guy
Fake shooter
Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil
PANCRASE was a work
as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada
was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty
dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took
nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw
never won a G1
never won the IWGP HW strap
has literally wrestled in empty arenas
never drew a single dime
never sold a single shirt
janettied by his theme song
faction full of jobbers
literally wears a fedora
midget
stupid haircut
"shooter" who doesn't even have cauliflower ears
stole Taz's towel gimmick
NEVER Champion because he NEVER drew a dime
senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass
not good enough for main card of WK13
wasn't good enough for EITHER main card of WK15
wasn't good enough to wrestle in America for 30-years
when he finally was able to come over for the 1st time in 30-years to wrestle Cody, he lowered himself by thanking Cody for drawing the house in front of the entire lockerrom.
when he finally was able to come over for the 2nd time in 30-years to wrestle Moxley, his “legendary” entrance was cut to make time for Dante Martin vs. Will Hobbs
"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle
フェイク・タフ・ガイ・プッシー
