>>17425812>Book his debutHe randomly comes down while Brock Lesnar is in the ring with Heymann yelling at the crowd. Everyone is speechless. He enters the ring and sends Brock flying like he's a puppet. Brock dies on the floor. Heymann shits himself and runs away.
"For I was too good, I've waited until I got 70 to come to WWE, to leave you guys a chance."
Then he randomly beats up a few cameramen for no reason, then leaves.
Triple H backstage gets mad his show was ruined so he sets Seagal as number one entrant to the fifty men royal rumble.
Seagal just boringly beats and eliminates them all without breaking a sweat, shoot killing or crippling most of them in the process. Then he takes a carrot out of his pocket, takes a bite and asks: "Is this all you've got?", then leaves.
Triple H is left with only one option to get rid of the problem: signing Chuck Norris.
