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It's the Aftermath of Dynasty and The Owen Hart Tournament continues on the road to Double or Nothing...>"The Aeriel Assassin" Will Ospreay, Speedball Mike Bailey, Kevin Knight, & Mark Briscoe vs. Ricochet, CRU, & The Beast Mortos in a $400k Explosive 8-Man Tag >Swerve Strickland vs. The Bastard PAC >AEW Champion Jon Moxley vs "The Wrestler" Katsuyori Shibata >Kris Statlander vs. Thunder Rosa in an Owen Hart Women's Tournament Quarterfinal Match (/w Timeless Toni Storm on Commentary) >Claudio Castagnoli and Wheeler Yuta vs. Samoa Joe and HOOK >The Hurt Syndicate Championship Celebration >TV Time With The Learning Tree's Chris Jericho
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>takes a WWE on the floor
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>>17478011 >WWE out of nowhere rent free
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>AEW is dogshit now
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Justified "DOOKIE" chants RIGHT NOW on Wednesday night Dynamite!
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>>17478007 Dookie restored
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>the young kuks
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Levesque chair?!
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JUSTIFIED "YOUNG KEKS" CHANTS
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the KEK chair lmao
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The DoucheBucks confirm to have Cuck Chairs
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kenny trying to hold it together
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Kenny Omega is the worst promo in our sport
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Buddy is better at talking than Kenny me thinks.
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>kenny and okada vs young keks
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>okada >swerve
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Okada can't afford a fitted suit?
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Okada is unironically better on the mic in English than Kenny
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>Omega vs Okada vs Swerve
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>BUCKS ARE KAYFABE VKM LEVEL DEVIANTS AND MISAPPROPRIATED COMPANY MONEY
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>>17478052 Lmao that suit is 3 sizes too big
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FUCKIG KINO OPENING WE ARE BACK
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Buddy gave Okada one of his best matches in AEW and he was hurt.
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Nana has the 2nd best job in AEW
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Brandon "Okada" Cutlet
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IT IS BUCK BREAKING SEASON
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>>17478066 how do you know, they shredded all the evidence brother
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BUCK HUNTING SEASON
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now he's trying to sound like booker t?
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>BUCK BREAKING SEASON
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schizo booking episode
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>3 promos >30 minutes in
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>>17478090 he really did start to sound like booker there kek
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>>17478098 a match already happened and this is leading directly into a second match
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pretty good show so far bit too promo heavy but still decent
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>>17478098 did you miss moxley winning by submission?
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Still waiting for a good explanation of what drove Mox insane and I hope they do better than "Shane backed out midway through the story"
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>>17478112 promo heavy because you gotta start setting up stories for Double Or Nothing and All In
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>>17478123 Mox matches are piss breaks
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Do you think Pac goes on dates in his wrestling trunks?
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>>17478137 Pac and Hangman are always in Full Gear
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>>17478135 >pissing for 10 minutes go to a doctor
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Swerve's strikes are always so fucking bad he kinda sucks desu
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>>17478137 always ring ready
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How the fuck is pac bleeding already
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>>17478142 i used to end up in the hospital alot so I have urinals next to my desk so I don't have to miss anything. Sounds gross but comes in handy. basement gets cold and i drink a lot of these.
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How is AEW better than TNA?
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>>17478098 You missed Shibata v Mox ?
Sucks to be you famalamarama
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>>17478147 Hes ok he puts on a good match and hjas a catchphrase/manager that hypes the crowd up. Hes just not a great promo and his character work is "Im black ye'all and im black ye'all"
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Did Pac pull a Cole?
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COUNT HIM THE FUCK OUT!!!!
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>PAC is hurt again
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>nana dancing over an injured PAC
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>>17478169 They never hired Russo
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>>17478164 You're gross man
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I'm feeling so fucking restored right now bros, best start in weeks
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STUPID STUPID STUPID
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there's a sign that says>Swere's House
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So who replaces Pac in the Death Riders?
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>oh no, you're going to do your top rope maneuver that requires me to be in a specific spot? >allow me to shift myself perfectly into position for you
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>Pac might be legit injured >Trios title relinquished
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>>17478208 >PAC injures himself on purpose to get out of the Death Riders vortex Based Bastard
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sex with the beast mortos
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>Main event features Hook
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rick o'shea's anime shirts
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mortos got me feeling some type of way
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AH-HAAAAAAAA!!!
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O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
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>>17478210 ENOUGH
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>>17478205 Kevin Knight in a very poorly planned and rushed angle
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Promos have been Dookie tonight
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Are they in a random sewer?
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>Fagjutsu Kaisen
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>Wearing a JJK shirt
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briscoe works with literally every wrestler
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MARK NO THE TARIFFS
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FUCK YEAH BABYFACES :D
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I knew Briscoe would invest his money wisely
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>>17478228 >brooding steroid short guy Perfect fit.
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Ospreay>what do you plan to do >buy some eggs.
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>>17478232 yeah it's called baltimore
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They let RicoShit and the Retard speak
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If this doesn't lead to Beast Mortos spending $400K on trying to seduce Harleygram, what are we even doing here?
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Jey Briscoe > Jey Uso
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Isn't Mark Briscoe a legit millionaire. He raises chickens so he probably made bank during the whole egg shortage thing
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>>17478252 you mean 100k, blud gotta split that
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>>17478232 No it's the secret entrance to the briscoe cave
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>>17478255 greatest 4 man team in the history of our sport
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>>17478219 Hello Harley Cameron
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>>17478257 His parents are the ones who are rich and own the farm.
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>the first 30 minutes tonight
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>>17478255 >Alright fellas let's do our promo in this random sewer pipe Anonymous
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>>17478261 jesus is an eliteCHAD
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random thrown together tags. just like in Japan. Tony really is a mark for new japan.
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>>17478247 the nigga owns a chicken farming factory with about 10,000 chickens on it
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>>17478259 I meant what I said.
Mortos deserves all the money.
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>>17478264 Ya know this WOULD explain the thirsty posting and makes it significantly less creepy
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>>17478264 I think you mean Harleygram. Harley Cameron is an entirely different person
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Buddy should join Briscoe. Actually nxt buddy would’ve been perfect. He had bad teeth then.
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>>17478270 It really has been chaotic
Even by Dynamite standards it's been a little hectic
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>>17478280 BAAAAAAAAASEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>17478270 it was absolute kino yes
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>>17478280 >Maxwell posts here Anonymous
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>>17478280 Ay this nigga aight fr fr
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fuck this horse headed bitch
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TONY
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C E HOE! C E HOE!
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What happened to Saraya? Is she injured or she doesn't want to work with AEW anymore?
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Renee looking old and haggard as usual
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>>17478324 Contract expired
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Me using all my energy by hoping that Thunder Rosa gets eliminated first round
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I NEED Billie to be my lawfully wedded wife
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>>17478257 he’s a legit genius so probably
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>>17478327 Why doesn’t Athena persuade Tony to give buddy a ROH belt
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>>17478327 Victory lap night
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Hangman and Swerve are gonna fuck aren't they?
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Neenee looking yummy wummy as usual
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Hangman makes me feel. No one else like him. Very human character
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Buddy vs hangman. Book it.
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incredibly schizo booked episode
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dimes stable, brother
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Rico wtf are you wearing
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>>17478164 >mango venom this shit is so fucking good.
they used to carry these at a gas station near me but stopped carrying them recently. I miss them so much
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>>17478347 Nah they will probably eiffel tower Rene when they put their differences aside though
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Wildcard is Buddy
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>Swerve >Hangman >Kenny
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same energy with the coats desu
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Tony hitting the white claws hard tonight boys
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I think Mortos gets confused cause he sees Harleygram, but smells Harley
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>>17478280 MJF if you are reading this know that you are my favorite jew
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>>17478362 >legion of zoom Anonymous
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No Pop for RicoShit or the Shitters
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Wildcard is Perry
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>>17478280 One of the few Jews that are ok with me
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In kayfabe, how tf are you not pissed off that 8 random wrestlers get picked to get a shot at 100k and not you? Like wtf was even the eligibility?
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>>17478362 those spikes could put an eye out
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>>17478363 >Fuck yeah man and lets just give'em 400K for this match >I had it in my wallet fuck I dont need this shit >and Puppet Harely is gonna win the Owen >Holy fuck I need some coke to balance me out Anonymous
Hangman seems like he's trying to hang on to his hate for Swerve
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>>17478349 real human bean
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>>17478380 >and Puppet Harely is gonna win the Owen LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
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>>17478376 perks of working for a billionaire im afraid
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>>17478376 Aren't these also historically battle royals? Why the fuck is this an 8-man?
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Jennifer Aniston is just as bogged as Charles
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>>17478381 It's all he has
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Tonight has too much soul for it to be from Tony Khan.
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>>17478380 all for the love of the game
realest nigga in the biz
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>>17478394 now that's cinematic
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>>17478387 If we can keep TK fucked up until then we can pull this off
Ca[tcha 0n0n0 . Struck me as funny
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straightened hair billy goat
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Why did they zoom in on the black fans when Briscoe came out?
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>>17478413 nobody under the age of 35 recognizes that cartoon
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>>17478405 I wanna put an unplanned but reluectently kept pregancy in the lil sailor slag on the left even if other folks want a higher class of slag
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ASSPLAY! ASSPLAY! MELTZER LOVES ASSPLAY!
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>>17478381 Pretty much. Even swerve realized he pushed things too far
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>>17478405 Only the highest quality of slag for me
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Is Speedball wearing a Buuzz Lightyear coat?
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Why was the crowd chanting
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the BAE Mortos <3
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>Speedball is already over with the fans
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I'm almost positive that Pretty Peter Avalon is Mortos
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Mortos is basically Mantaur 2.0 when you think about it desu
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>>17478437 people love that karate shit brother
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>HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! >MWWWWWWRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!! >AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
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>>17478437 If all anyone knows about Speedball is "Hes the kung fu guy thats cool" he will be fine. Nobody knows to know hes a creepy mother fucker dau to day
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>>17478441 PPA was a fucking minotaur all along and we never noticed?!?
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Explain to me why Briscoe and Speedball aren't an autistic Kung-Fu team?
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>>17478437 The karate gimmick could easily be really goofy and corny but he does it perfectly
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>>17478443 Mantaur was the drizzling shits, couldn't work a lick and wasn't over at all.
Mortos is literally the exact opposite of all those things
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>>17478456 Mark only does groups, no more tag teams
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ok that was kino
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Right in the bald
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>>17478456 Briscoe only has one proper tag partner despite all the friends he teams with briefly
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LMAO THIS NIGGA BALD
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yay flippy shit
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kek, slap that BALD man!!!
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will tony actually give them 100k each for winning
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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/r/ing Ricochet reaction face
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>>17478478 It's 100k each or the Mystery Box
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HA HA HA HA YES
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>>17478463 Mantaur was based and was let down by poor booking
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A genuine laugh from a AEW show? Who's booking this shit...
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RicoShit just got NASHed
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slap your local bald man
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Does walken know what miller lite tastes like?
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>>17478478 100k Okada Dollars
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>>17478478 I unironically wouldn’t be surprised if he did
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>>17478484 ricochet is genuinely one of the best things on AEW right now
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>>17478498 Was that a back shot of Megan Bayne?
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>>17478498 Manchester is a 3rd world city
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>>17478484 Jetset be finna size that boi up
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>>17478498 God bless slags
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>>17478484 >ric'oshea is one of the highlights of aew incredibly based
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>>17478405 I'm going to tell my children this was Blackpink
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Mortos loves to team up with people
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>lungblower
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>>17478507 >Manchester is a 3rd world city At least we still have London
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>>17478347 they are, can confirm
>>17478362 the spike coats remind me bugs
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>>17478518 Quite the sociable fellow isn't he.
For being a half man half bull abomination of human lust made flesh
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>>17478518 His people still have generaltional trauma due to their imprisonment and they are gregarious by nature in the modern day
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>>17478362 more like Legion of Zoom
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why is bailey intent on destroying his knees
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That stunner was CLEAN
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>>17478537 Someoen got NASHed
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>>17478536 The Mexican generation or the Minotaur generation?
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>Briscoe popping the commentary table
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>>17478526 Why do British women get uglier every year?
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I want the heels to win so Mortos can steal all the money
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>>17478526 This is the slampig for me
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knights finisher is twisted bliss?
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WHITEYS ON THE MOON SPLASH
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mortosbros we're gonna have to fuck the pain away (with mortos not each other)
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Mortosbros... When will he finally win?
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>Mortos had to do the job there
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Mortos vs buddy singles now.
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>>17478566 Don't lewd Mortos
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>>17478561 >high test you alright anon
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>>17478569 he wins our hearts every week
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>>17478553 The latter. The former has completely different generational trauma and kinda brought it on themselves. Asterius did nothing wrong
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>>17478563 Gotta protect Action Andrrtti
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Tony looking suave with his slicked back hair
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>>17478529 >the spike coats remind me bugs they're like viruses
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We Want Harley
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>>17478562 Negro please, Lexi does a glorified spinning splash. That was a twisting 5 star frog splash
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that was a good heel turn by hair FTR, i thougtht they were splitting at first
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>>17478570 not Ricochet no.
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Tony wants to KILL FTR
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hopefully Edge fucks off for good
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>the pinnacle of them all >pinnacle
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is this the last time we will see him in AEW? I hope so.
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Tony scolding those FTR SCOUNDRELS
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>>17478591 Maybe this time dont Job the Pinnacle out in their first fued and end it in a few months
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old man Schiavone is PISSED
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WE HURR PEEPLE
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Is MJF an honorary black?
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>>17478604 He's got enough fake tan for it
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WE HURR PEE POE
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>>17478604 Black Israelites is a thing
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>>17478604 He’s not welcome at the bbq
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Jews and niggers A winning combination
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>>17478604 His skin tone is darker than everyone but Bobby.
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>>17478615 cedric jacob friedman
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>>17478619 and again the Blacks didnt ask for the partnership or know what they were up to the whole time
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>>17478614 What if he brings Matzoh Ball Soup?
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BLUD THINKS HE ON THE TEAM xD
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>>17478566 He's not like that
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this is so Owen in the Nation of Domination-coded
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Damn Lashley looks ready to murder the J 0 0 there.
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>>17478619 Jerry had some hot ass girlfriends
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>>17478656 implausibly so, quite frankly
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They hurt MJF feelings
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Bayne is too hot for this
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>the longest running professional wresting programme on Turner Networks
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>>17478724 I swear Nitro seemed like it ran a lot longer
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Love me tiny tit Toni
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I want to see some sandbagging
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Stat should've stayed an alien
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>>17478784 Agreed
She was even thicccer then
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>big package
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I miss the pip
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Toni is hilarious
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Statlander looked like she couldn't lift Rosa
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Takeshita has his pants up fairly high
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>>17478863 >Rosa sandbagging again when she has to do a job SHOCKING
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>>17478888 old aaaah nigga pants
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