Jelly, I know you make/read these threads and I want to tell you that I can't wait to pirate your PPV. I'm going to watch you stink out the joint live just like you've done with every big match you've had and there's nothing you can do about it.
I hate that poor Sabu even has to work with you for a payday. You are the antithesis of garbage wrestling. You are the luckiest backyarder in pro wrestling and the fact you sleazed your way into a facet of mainstream wrestling is remarkable and a black spot on the sport.
You aren't capable of wrestling and working a captivating match, so instead you rely on working with big names from the past and doing "connect the spots" wrestling to make the goofs at GCW chant "this is awesome" for ten seconds.
Your mouth writes checks that you can't cash, and you've been publically humiliated on two separate occasions by wrestlers you called out.
Do us a favor, sell your gear, go offline and leave pro wrestling. Go apply at your local McDonald's and put the fries in the bag.
