>>17526132The women’s division on nxt and the main roster are carrying the company.
The women’s champs are a small Japanese woman, a plastic bimbo who can’t wrestle, and a thick Latina who can’t speak English. The other women who are draws are an Australian goth woman, a ghetto black woman and an Italian Japanese woman. Also in the running for drawing power for the women is a small Latina girl who eats white ass, a steroid abusing midget woman who’s married to an even shorter black man, a small bimbo who’s tag team champs with a flat chested tall Latina and that bimbo is dating the son of Eddie Guerrero who stole a belt from the nephew of Scott Steiner.
Dusty Rhodes son just got his belt stolen from John Cena who turned heel. Roman reigns is in a ntr storyline with cm punk who got their fat Jewish manager stolen from the man who sucked up Becky Lynch’s thickness.
The midcard is littered a shitty Samoan who can’t wrestler and depends on an entrance who’s now champion. Another Samoan who’s a relative of his but can actually wrestle. A guy who copies stone colds promos. A Scottish guy who’s dimes but has horrid booking. A Mexican guy who’s the best wrestler out of the group but has no character. A short black guy who’s cringe but based. And a guy triple h has tried to push for two years and still can’t get over.
The tag teams are a mess and in such bad shape that two gay dudes are the only ones who can draw and they have to call up another tag team from nxt to help. The women’s midcard has two women who “slightly” are known. A bird lady and the wife of Zack ryder who lost her belt to a short small Latina who can’t get a reaction. Also the bird lady is now feuding with Becky Lynch.
As for nxt, there’s an Italian mob storyline. The champ is a tall African warlord. There’s a dimes woman tag team who are lesbian but not really. More black storylines. A Latina who’s gimmick is her butt. Booker T orgasms.
