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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 20:54:31 No.17631947 View View Reply Original Report

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>comes out to one of the greatest thrash metal songs ever recorded
>drinks beer while walking through the crowd
>smokes while walking through the crowd
>cracks his head open with a singaporean cane
>grabs a handfull of titties and ass from various women in the crowd
>looks like a slob
>still the most over guy the entire night
the protagonist of professional wrestling, sandman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 20:56:01 No.17631960 Report

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>>17631947
You forgot to add:
>is ECWs worst wrestler
>didn't matter because he was also their biggest draw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 20:57:46 No.17631972 Report

Quoted By: >>17631980 >>17631981 >>17635866

i wonder how many lives he ruined by making being a degenerate drunk look so cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 20:58:58 No.17631980 Report

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>>17631972
it absolutely is cool, only soberfags be seethin at us alcoholichads

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 20:59:02 No.17631981 Report

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>>17631972
South Philly people are naturally like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 20:59:15 No.17631985 Report

Quoted By: >>17631995 >>17632048

>>17631947

>Austin steals gimmick

>new boom period

Ty based Sandman

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 21:00:58 No.17631995 Report

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>>17631985
HHH also stole Shane Douglas' leather cap gimmick

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 21:03:05 No.17632011 Report

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 21:06:52 No.17632040 Report

Quoted By: >>17632983

Enter Sandman isn't a thrash metal song, it's a rock song. Other than that, yeah. I'll excuse your error because this post is based otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yHJBDeshPA

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 21:08:16 No.17632048 Report

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>>17631985
>>17631995
EVIL FUCKING COMPANY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 22:33:23 No.17632644 Report

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>>17632011
thought that piper for a sec

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 22:35:15 No.17632655 Report

Quoted By: >>17632944 >>17634680 >>17634698

>>17631947
>fake tough guy pussy wannabe stone cold that never drew a dime
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 23:21:30 No.17632944 Report

Quoted By: >>17634191

>>17632655
>>fake tough guy pussy wannabe stone cold that never drew a dime
But enough about CM Punk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 23:22:04 No.17632950 Report

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>Enter Sandman
>thrash

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 23:25:17 No.17632983 Report

Quoted By: >>17633013 >>17635856

>>17632040
There's too many notes in the solos to be a rock song. The Black Album is metal but it isn't thrash. It's Load and Reload that hit hard rock/alt country territory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 23:28:29 No.17633005 Report

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>>17631947
You described every reason why he was over too. No one gave a shit about the matches, wrestling is fake. As long as there was blood, comedy spots, and a cool finish, that's all you needed. ECW wasn't wrestling, it was sports entertainment. If you wanted wrestling, watch the first hour of Nitro after the nWo promo.

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 23:29:10 No.17633013 Report

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>>17632983
Fair enough. I'd agree with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 00:30:58 No.17633562 Report

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>>17631947
i went to spring break a few weeks ago and sandman got literally the biggest pop i've ever heard. my gf fell off her chair and landed on the family of the wagner's who were sitting next to us

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 01:37:33 No.17634191 Report

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>>17632944
but enough about your daddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 02:57:28 No.17634680 Report

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>>17632655
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 02:59:39 No.17634689 Report

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>>17634191
Yes. My dad is CM Punk, and he is faggotiest pussy I've ever known.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:01:56 No.17634698 Report

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>>17632655
He drew megadimes for ECW
18+ kid

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:17:08 No.17634778 Report

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>>17631947
>>comes out to one of the greatest thrash metal songs ever recorded
Great bait buddy

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:17:50 No.17634783 Report

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:19:10 No.17634792 Report

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:26:00 No.17634835 Report

Quoted By: >>17635300

I remember reading dirt sheets my uncle would send to me every year in the 90s and being convinced that Sandman was an absolute BADASS because of how dramatic and big those black and white photos made him look. I would read these shitty little black and white wrestling mag that were very clearly hand folded and stapled filled with all these stories of Sandman beating the shit out of that jobber from WCW Cactus Jack and describing all these in credible spots and I just KNEW that this dude was the hardest bastard on the planet.

I miss being a little Jimmy and getting worked like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:42:29 No.17634945 Report

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>>17634783
>>17634792
Sandman really was the proper face of early ECW. Shane Douglas gave the iconic speech and called himself the franchise, but Sandman's transition from surfer dude to self destructive dirtbag mirrored ECW's personality shift perfectly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:45:20 No.17634962 Report

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>>17631947
The best is when a sandman ally is getting attacked maybe even ganged up on and sandman still comes out slow as shit enjoying his beer and it isnt until enter sandman, his cigarette or both are over that he will finally get involved

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 04:43:11 No.17635300 Report

Quoted By: >>17635411

>>17634835
When you really do believe, it's all so fun. You know you're getting wrapped up in bullshit but you don't care because it's just fun. I almost wish I remove my "smark" status and just go back to enjoying wrestling for what it is, too bad there is so little of it left anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 05:10:35 No.17635411 Report

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>>17635300
One of the few things businesswise that Heyman did get right was his press packages. Every single week he would mail out envelopes filled with glossy high color pics and purple prose match description of the previous week's ECW matches to every wrestling publication on earth. In the early 90s no one in Japan had ever seen an ECW match, but ShuPro and Gong would each have multipage articles about all the crazy shit happening in ECW with these giant color pics plastered all over the pages. When FMW and ECW finally started working as partners officially it was a big deal in Japan and drew huge crowds when the ECW guys were there just because people wanted to see all the shit they had been reading about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 05:22:54 No.17635456 Report

Quoted By: >>17635468 >>17635573

>>17631947
the personification of cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 05:25:33 No.17635468 Report

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>>17635456
Turn your monitor on

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 05:26:10 No.17635470 Report

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>>17631947
Massive dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 05:52:22 No.17635573 Report

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>>17635456
Go back to your joshi goon session.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 07:23:38 No.17635856 Report

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>>17632983
>The Black Album is metal but it isn't thrash
>It's Load and Reload that hit hard rock/alt country territory
Load and Reload are literally more metal than the black album which has mostly power ballads. Can't imagine listening to Enter Sandman and thinking that it's metal and then listening to King Nothing and thinking it's not metal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 07:25:59 No.17635866 Report

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>>17631972
Now think about ol Stone Cold

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