I was in my room
And I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about pro wrestling
But then again, I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there
She called my name and I didn't hear her
And then she started screaming, "Phil, Phil"
And I go, "What? What's the matter?"
She goes, "What's the matter with you?"
I go, "There's nothing wrong, mom"
She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs"
I go, "No mom, read my knuckles, I'm okay, my name is Chez, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?"
She goes, "No, you're not Chez"
I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking"
And she goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're not Chez
Normal people don't act that way"
I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want's a Pepsi"
And she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi
Just one Pepsi
And she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pepsi
