>>17659013>You have convinced yourself that professional wrestling is realObviously not
>Professional wrestling is the most important thing in your lifeLol no
>You own a lot of black shirts with pit stainsWtf does this mean? I have an Austin 3:16 shirt I guess
>You don't just want to go to a wrestling show, you want to be a part of itHonestly I only went to two wrestling shows in my life.
>You sing along with wrestling themesFuck no
>Dave Meltzer is your GodNo, he sucks. But sometimes he might have some scoops I guess
>Work Rate is important to youFuck no
>You hate any form of entertainment in your wrestling No
>You orgasim over Japanese wrestling I only orgasm to anime. Not japan wrestling
>you are opposed to seeing attractive women in wrestlingKind of depends on what he means by that. I personally think womeme matches are boring as fuck and they get too much TV time. But I'm not opposed to them being attractive
>You walk around with a beltNever bought one
>You rent in your moms basement I'm paying off a mortgage right now, but if I lose my job soon, I may have to resort to that
>You are part of a tribe that loves one wrestling brandI don't worship WWE, but I can't stand AEW either because they're way too woke and has too much pro trans bullshit
>You hate Vince RussoHe never did anything to me personally, so I dont care
>You are offended if anyone calls you a markJust call me a clueless fan then. Kind of like when sports media tries to call out a head coach. Its similar to that. If you say mark, you're just implying that you're calling us retards. Thats why we get mad about it
>Triple H and Tony are bookers of the yearOnly because there's no competition and you can't call anyone else good. They're both horrible
>You cried when Cody finished his storyNah but I was happy because Roman Reigns always sucked dick since 2013
>You make every excuse when your Brand rating is downNo. You are what your ratings say you are
