>>17663904i went to an asian massage parlor in vegas years ago. on west flamingo blvd there was a low-rent shopping center like every other block, and pretty much each one had a storefront with the big red 'Massage' signage. i asked my friend who'd lived in vegas for a long time what the deal was, and he said they were basically brothels, but to be careful because they can be scammy, and often the women are like 50 years old, so dont get bait-and-switched.
so i decided to go to one, and one afternoon i drove to a random one a little bit north of the Orleans casino. the hostess was a kind of old bitch and i told her i wanted a good rub, but not from her, and she brought out this chink in her twenties who looked OK, so i said alright. it was $50 for half an hour. i went with the younger 'masseuse' to one of the rooms, and she told me to take off all my clothes. so i did, and after like ten minutes of a mediocre massage, she asked if i wanted an intimate rubbing. i said how much and she said it was another $40. i said ok, and she starts rubbing my johnson, and after like 30 seconds, once i was fully erecto, she says i have a "double-size dong" and so she needs to charge extra. i leapt off the table and socked her so hard in the face that she flew across the room. she landed like a sack of yams and looked dead. i hurriedly put my clothes back on, but right before i got out of there, since im sort of obsessed with cinematic one-liners, i said to her
>dont try to ching chong if you cant handle the ping pongthen i exited the room, and thankfully the hostess was in the bathroom or something, and i power walked to my car and drove away. i watched the local news that night and there was no report or anything, so that was good.
