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Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 09:07:38 No.17683822 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17683948 >>17683963 >>17683973 >>17683979 >>17683984 >>17683989 >>17684004 >>17684010 >>17685056 >>17686549

When my worthless career comes crashing down and it hurts inside
I'm a chud piece of shit that never drew a dime
If I do leg drops, it hurts my spine
Lend me some morphine, I need to kill myself

I am real chud piece of shit
I'm fighting AIDS right now
I am a real canceled bitch
Fighting back the urge to put a gun in my mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 09:18:08 No.17683846 Report

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doesn't even rhyme properly
try again anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 09:20:14 No.17683851 Report

Quoted By: >>17683871

>If I do leg drops, it hurts my spine

That’s the irony of it all — he was so lazy that he destroyed his body.
I do find it sad that no one told him, “Hulkster, you’re falling on your ass. This isn’t good for your health. Stop, brother."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 09:29:37 No.17683868 Report

Quoted By: >>17684004

/pol/ eternally BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 09:30:15 No.17683871 Report

Quoted By: >>17684089

>>17683851
You're gonna take long term damage no matter what. If you're smart you retire at 40, 45 max.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 09:36:23 No.17683884 Report

Quoted By: >>17683904 >>17683985

I don't get it. Bro could've had and easy retirement if he just kept quiet and came back every one in a while for a nostalgia pop or some other appearances.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 09:42:52 No.17683904 Report

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>>17683884
he just had to work the marks brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 09:59:17 No.17683948 Report

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>>17683822
At least he was alive to see Trump 2.0 and the tranny meltdown so he lived a good life jack

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:06:27 No.17683963 Report

Quoted By: >>17683983

>>17683822
Been downhill since he got with the Scientology woman. They got him, brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:12:07 No.17683973 Report

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>>17683822
5/10 Ya got talent kid and the leg drops line popped me, but ya got lazy with the rhyme scheme

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:13:42 No.17683979 Report

Quoted By: >>17685056

>>17683822
see first line, you can't replace "it" with "my worthless career"
already I'm singing 5 syllables instead of 1 like the song

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:13:56 No.17683983 Report

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>>17683963
They took his toilet paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:14:11 No.17683984 Report

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>>17683822
Should have used kratom instead of morphine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:14:35 No.17683985 Report

Quoted By: >>17684099

>>17683884
He got financially raped in divorce court

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:15:26 No.17683989 Report

Quoted By: >>17684004

>>17683822
popped me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:20:19 No.17684004 Report

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>>17683822
>>17683868
>>17683989
Do you fags ever regret cutting your cocks off?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:21:07 No.17684010 Report

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>>17683822
It could be better, but the mean spirited nature of it as Hogan wastes away makes it a hit for me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:24:03 No.17684018 Report

Quoted By: >>17684029 >>17684072

I mean you fags know one day, very soon, Hulk Hogan is gonna die.
Ric Flair is gonna die.
Vince McMahon is gonna die.
Then they'll be gone forever, get a video package on Raw like Sabu, and be forgotten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:25:50 No.17684029 Report

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>>17684018
We’re all going to die anon, the ephemera of life is one of the defining aspects of the human condition

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:35:52 No.17684072 Report

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>>17684018

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:41:03 No.17684089 Report

Quoted By: >>17684171

>>17683871
Yes, but Hogan’s damage was focused on his spine and purely due to one shitty move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 10:43:06 No.17684099 Report

Quoted By: >>17685164

>>17683985
Yeah, but then he financially raped TMZ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 11:06:03 No.17684171 Report

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>>17684089
Kek it was such a terrible looking finisher too. Should've just done the Axe Bomber, brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 14:52:30 No.17685056 Report

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>>17683822
>Lend me some morphine I need to take my lifeee
There, now it rhymes.
>>17683979
That actually popped me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 15:11:24 No.17685164 Report

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>>17684099
You mean Gawker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 15:14:57 No.17685183 Report

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The Anti Hulk Tranny reeks of shartranny or circlejerk redditor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 May 2025 18:34:16 No.17686549 Report

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>>17683822
KWAB tbqh

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