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Steel Cage Match For the World Title, 4-Way Eliminator, and Hangman & Ospreay Look To Co-Exist Ahead of The Owen Cup Final... AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from the NOW Arena in Hoffman Estates, Illinois! 8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship in a Steel Cage Match >Hangman Adam Page & Will Ospreay vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita & Josh Alexander >Timeless Toni Storm vs. Mina Shirakawa vs. AZM vs. Skye Blue in an AEW Women's World Championship Eliminator 4-Way Match >Ricochet vs. Zach Gowen >Bobby Lashley Gives His Answer To MJF! >And More!
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Samoan Joseph isn't gonna win this one
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>cage match that sounds good on paper it's gonna devolve into a shitshow isn't it?
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you guys actually think the championship is in the briefcase? its the most obvious swerve of all time
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>>17690941 Moxley gimmick matches are the best kinds of shitshows
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MOMMY MARINA PEG ME PLEASE
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I like Nigel McGuinness because I also got Hepatitis C from using needles. I got it cured though
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>9 minutes left >match hasn't even started what dusty finish are we getting tonight?
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I watched Samoa Joe wrestle Magnus in a cage match once. They only took one single bump in the entire match.
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I'm ready for some Main Event bullshit
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>>17690941 >Wheeler Yuta rappels down from the ceiling into the cage to interfere Anonymous
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>>17690989 darby comes in on a zip line and knocks him the fuck out
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>>17690981 is this your first time? there is going to be a runover, don't worry.
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>>17690981 we running over by 30 minutes
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Holy shit START THE FUCKING MATCH
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I'm not into feet but I'd let Kyle Fletcher rub his stinky sweaty feet all over my face.
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I expect Mox to blade in the next 30 seconds
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>>17691004 >I'M GETTING DA NUT OF THE WINNER, PARDNA Anonymous
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How long is the overrun? I want to go cook steak and onion rings
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>>17691004 >Eddie Kingston rappels down from the ceiling into the cage to interfere Anonymous
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>castlevania theme hits
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>>17690784 Star of the match - The Cage Door. It was whippin the refs ass.
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Does Moxley ever sell anything
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I should’ve busted for the Toni storm mstch, this one Is ass baka
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>>17691019 >the cord snaps because he's a fat fuck but he lands on his stomach and bounces into the ring because he's a fat fuck Anonymous
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ALWAYS A FUCKING OVERRUN? EVERY DAMN WEEK WHY CAN'T THIS SHIT SHOW FINISH ON TIME. I REALLY NEED TO TAKE A SHIT AND NOW I'M FORCED TO SIT HERE WITH SHIT OOZING DOWN MY PANTS LEG WAITING FOR THIS MATCH TO END HOLY FUCK
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What happened with mjf I missed it
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Buddy vs Joe would be cool and they’re both punk guys.
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Does anyone jump off the cage tonight?
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Is it hard to see through the steel cage when you're there live in attendance?
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>>17691037 Same except I just took the time to take a shit. I don't give a fuck what happens in this match
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>>17691045 cage is transparent from the outside at live events
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>>17691041 Honorary black now
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Can’t wait for the screwdriver spot
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>>17691037 I’m taking a huge shit right now watching Picture in Picture on my phone and shitposting
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Here comes the Clusterfuck
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>>17691065 Can we see pics bro
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>>17691058 what is this from? lmao
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Eddie gonna come through the floor.
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*Castlevania music plays* AYO THE WORLD IS COLD BETTA KNUCKLE UP
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Eddie is gonna teleport in the ring
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deleting this in 2 minutes Joe is winning. im a intern lighting tech and rig prep, we were given instructions for a pyro set to go off after the cage goes up. believe me or not. doesnt matte
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>>17691065 Hot... Let's see some log pictures man
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>>17691078 It’s bundle up.
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>>17691074 twin peaks season 3
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>>17691084 You can't delete your posts once posted smart guy
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what are all the holes in the cage? why is Tony so fucking broke?
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>>17691084 i'm taking a screenshot and sending it to aew management
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The eye poke is the most powerful move in wrestling
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>>17691099 those are ventilation holes ya dingus
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>not even Rukus wants anything to do with the shit theme
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>>17691073 >>17691087 Nah it’s fucking diarrhea :(
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>ropebreak in a cage match ?
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>>17691099 wwe has the same thing, for cameras to shoot and people to put their feet in if they climb
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crowd super hot for this match
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>>17691116 Ruby should've hatched my children
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>>17691084 No way Tony Khan is smart enough to have Mox drop the belt
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>>17691099 it’s for the camera to look through dipshit
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>>17691099 speed holes, they make the match go faster
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There's no reason Joe should be losing
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>>17691099 Those are glory holes
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>>17691084 what did it say???
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When was the last time Mox bled?
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>>17691125 the camera guy is also looking into the ring like 4 feet above the ropes?
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THE JOO JOO KATAMI
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>>17691135 insider that said joe was winning
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>>17691137 I think the Hobbs match when they did the earring spot
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>>17691137 Earlier today after he ate breakfast he took a fork to the head Abdullah the Butcher style
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>Joe a two time champ before Kenny
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>>17691135 Peter Avalon will defeat Moxley
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i'm starting to believe joebros
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>>17691137 Mox blades just going to the restroom
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This has been the best match of Mox's run
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>>17691132 Reverse glory hole. Marina puts her titties through them and mox suckles
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>>17691158 this but harley cameron
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let's go Somali Jon!
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>>17691097 Yes u can newfag
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>>17691149 >Adam Cole beat Joe btw yeah that was the very first Owen. i hated that shit
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Why is is it called the Cochina Clutch?
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FUCK YES YUTA IS DEAD
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I think Joey Samoey might actually pull this off
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>>17691164 Marina is cooming?
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>Clutzio fell on marina shefir Lmfaoooo
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Why didn't Shibata show up?
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GABE KIDD???????????????????????
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>>17691160 everyone being at ringside has me believing
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Adam Cole beat Buddy.
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>>17691176 of course as i type this gabe kidd helps out, lmao
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now that's how you kill a crowd boys
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shitshow match confirmed
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That's fucking it? HAHAHAHAHA AEW IS SO GAY
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>>17691184 He was getting his month Brain removal treatment
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>>17691184 This guy has a cute butthole
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>>17691168 I tried to delete a thread I made but it said "something went wrong" And didn't delete. I guess it's only for replies then.
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Chet Hanks is ALL ELITE
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Death Riders interferences will continue until Darby returns huh
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Gabe Kidd is a death rider holy based
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>>17691184 shibata was taken out by the DR a few weeks ago
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>>17690784 no reaction for this geek shit finish WWE esque
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Gabe Kidd is double dipping. Death Rider and Bullet Club War Dog?
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it was bad on purpose
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horrible, wwe-esque finish
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>Old Cucks AND THE CROWD GOES MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
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>chairshots don't hurt until the dick is wounded
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Mox get his shoulder cut bad?
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no disqualification match but there were rope breaks
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Bullet Club x Death Riders?
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More interference spam finishes...
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>>17691207 please understand that darby is walking back from the mountain so it might take some time
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Literally who?
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>>17690784 >>17691049 >>17691052 >>17691064 Yeah I guessed right. I mean a cute joshi having a rap entrance theme is cognitive dissonance. Unless their gimmick is being a badass or something they should have upbeat themes or something along those lines.
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Does he have a detonator?
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>joe lost k. welp, back to not watch dynashite for a few months
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HUH WHERE THE FUCK DID THE CAGE GO
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I’m fucking marking out, bro but the crowd clearly doesn’t know him. Goddamn it why does it keep happening
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KENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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new member of the skinhead gang!
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no shitshow is complete without a lil cuck n' kenny action
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>>17691229 looks like an old school cell phone
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OKADA WITH THE DIM-MAK RIGHT TO KENNY'S GUT
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Leave it to Tony Khan to book the most typical WCW ending to his weekly live show
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LET'S JUST BRING OUT THE ENTIRE ROSTER WHY DON'T WE?
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Gabe Kid gonna be in the Anarchy main event
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>>17691235 Gabe Kidd's been on AEW tv several times already so they should know him
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old school aew clusterfuck finish
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>Omega van dam
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Should have known it would be an awful show when they didn't have beach babes for the beach themed show. Bring back Daily's Place AEW.
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so would this have been where Switchblade would have finally joined if he wasn’t injured?
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Mox no your whole gimmick was taking over AEW what are you doing
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>moxley’s kicks the state of him
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Bucks moving Joe out of the way for the cage coming back down. KEK.
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swerve off the top Baby!!
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Prince Nana just jumped off the cage!
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This nigger Darby gonna show up and do coffin drop off the cage
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okay that was pretty good
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Remember kids never go full Retard... Tony Khan's booking went full retard
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Oh it’s one guy against 8 dudes. He’ll for sure make a difference
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Oh yeah it's about that time of the year they do Anarchy in the Arena and then War Games, huh. Explains all the overbooking.
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just move to the other side of the ring desu
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FUCKING CINEMA
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that monkey climbed the cage quick
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the ring is full of retards.
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We finna setting up for Stadium Stampede no doubt
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where the fuck is Jack Perry
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>>17691286 Sounds like you've never taken on 8 dudes my guy.
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That's right white boys.
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Just wanna put my face in marina shefirs sweaty armpit right now so damn bad
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anarchy in the arena is gonna be so dimes
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SWERVE NIGLAND KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
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shitshow...Saved!!
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this ending fucking sucks ass
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Anarchy in the arena should be a good time, love that clusterfuck match
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>>17691299 I mean Anarchy in the Arena
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>anarchy in the arena basef
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CLUSTERFUCK IN THE ARENA
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>>17691300 better than wwf
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>>17691202 You have to wait a certain amount of time and it usually doesn't work on mobile. Idk about threads though, just posts
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>>17691307 I’d let Marina choke me out, spit on me, and shove her feet in my face
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>>17691319 He put Kingston on the shelf
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Tony is running circles around Triple H. Tony is winning booker of the year
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who's the fifth man for the babyface team
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>>17691319 He's bald with a goatee?
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>>17691297 Why are watching WWE right now?
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>>17691319 Kenny, probably
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>>17691333 hope that means eddie coming soon, miss that fat fuck flopping around and grunting in the ring
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>>17691267 >Should have known it would be an awful show when they didn't have beach babes for the beach themed show. Bring back Daily's Place AEW. Anonymous
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>>17691334 Only thing Tony is winning is the retard award
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Trannies are like trained seals
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gross they put fags on the screen way to fast
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>>17691337 Either Eddie or Darby
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>>17691345 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD morning bloody basterd benchod sir
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>>17691338 >fifth man It's 4 dudes and Willow.
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>>17691320 they gotta keep the tradition if have a song play on loop through the first half of the match
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Marina and Willow in the anarchy match? hope Kenny gives Marina a V-Trigger then she gets Swerve stomp'd only to look up and see powerhouse Hobbs smirking
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Well I’ll see if buddy appears on Friday.
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>>17691361 And it should be willow's song
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>>17691359 we’re inching closer and closer to a full on intergender match
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when is wargames anyway? do they always do it around the same time?
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>>17691356 I hope it's Eddie and he's lost all the fat, because we've only seen couple of pics of him rehabbing looking like a hobo training with Cesar Bononi
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>>17691379 They usually do it the month after Anarchy
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>>17691379 It's usually in July but the schedule is fucked up this year because of All In moving
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>>17691387 >and he's lost all the fat lol,
lmao
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>>17691379 that will be on an ep of dynamite
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>>17691395 >I got all dat ozempic pardnah!! let a man dream
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>>17691387 >I hope it's Eddie and he's lost all the fat, because we've only seen couple of pics of him rehabbing looking like a hobo training with Cesar Bononi he's been training at little caesars pizzeria
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