SO STONE COLD WAS WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET
>WHAT?
I WAS MINDING MY OWN BIDNESS
>WHAT?
I HAD ON MY NICE SNAKESKIN BOOTS
>WHAT?
I CAME ACROSS THIS CHUBBY FELLA IN A WHEELCHAIR
>WHAT?
I SAID HEY TUBBY CRIPPLE
>WHAT?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>WHAT?
I SAID I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS DAGGONE NAME WAS
>WHAT?
HE SAID HIS NAME WAS TREVOR
>WHAT?
I SAID HEY TREVOR
>WHAT?
WHATCHA DOING WITH YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES?
>WHAT?
WHY YA GOT YOUR BRITCHES AT YOUR DAMN FEET?
>WHAT?
AND WHAT'S THAT STICKING OUT YOUR REAR END?
>WHAT?
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A BATISTA DOLL LODGED IN YOUR KEISTER
>WHAT?
I SAID IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT DRAX IN YOUR ASS
>WHAT?
THE ANIMAL IN YOUR ANAL HOLE
>WHAT?
TAKING BIG DAVE TO SHITTY CITY
>WHAT?
I SAID TREV WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?
>WHAT?
YOU JUST GONNA SIT THERE WITH A BATISTA DOLL HANGING OUT YOUR BUNGHOLE?
>WHAT?
I SAID LOOK AT ME BOY
>WHAT?
YOU BETTER START EXPLAINING WHY YOU GOT A DOLL UP YOUR ASS BEFORE YOU PISS OLD STONE COLD OFF
>WHAT?
HE SAID MY DADDY RAPED ME AFTER CHURCH AND PUT ME IN THIS WHEELCHAIR
>WHAT?
I SAID I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF THE WHOLE CATHOLIC CHURCH OF IRELAND RAPED YOU THAT DON'T MEAN YA GOTTA BE OUT HERE IN PUBLIC WITH A GODDAMN BATISTA DOLL HANGING OUT YOUR ASS CRACK
>WHAT?
I SAID AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS GET THAT DOLL OUTTA YOUR ASS
>WHAT?
HE SAID OK I'M SORRY MR AUSTIN
>WHAT?
I SAID WHAT?
>WHAT?
HE SAID I APOLOGIZE MR AUSTIN SIR
>WHAT?
I SAID THAT'S BETTER
>WHAT
I SAID DON'T LET ME CARCH YOU WITH YOUR DRAWERS BY YOUR SHOES AND A DAMN BATISTA DOLL SHOVED UP YOUR ASS AGAIN OR I'M GONNA SHOVE THESE SNAKESKINS SO FAR UP YOUR FATASS THAT BATISTA DOLL IS GONNA SHOOT OUTTA YOUR MOUTH LIKE SUPER MARIO IN A DRAIN PIPE AND IMA PROCEED TO STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOUR SORRY ASS
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!