>>17722921>GLASS SHATTERSWELL HELL SON, I LOOK LIKE I'M RIGHT SMACKDAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANG OL' OCEAN
>WHATI SAID I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA
>WHATI'M GONE
>WHATDROWNING
>WHATWITHOUT A RAFT
>WHATLIVING IN A PINEAPPLE
>WHATSTRANDED
>WHATAND ASTRAY
>WHATBUT OL' STONE COLD AIN'T ONE TO SWEAT; HELL I CAN'T EVEN SWEAT WITH ALL THIS DAMN WATER 'ROUND! I TELL YOU WHAT, NOT HAVING TO SHOWER ANYMORE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD DEAL TO ME!
>WHATGET THAT BEER SMELL OFF YA BEFORE YOU HIT THE SEA STRIP TO FINAGLE WITH SOME ANEMONES
>WHATBUT IF STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS GONNA BE TRAPPED IN LICK-KU-ID ALL HIS DAMN LIFE NOW, AND CAN'T DRINK A BEER, THAT JUST WON'T DO!
>WHATSO I'M GONNA TURN THE OCEAN INTO BEER!
>WHATYOU GOT YERSELF THE ATLANIC
>WHATTHE PACIFIC
>WHATINDIAN
>WHATSOUTHERN
>WHATAND ARCTIC
>WHATI'M GONNA TURN ALL THEM SUMBITCHES INTO THE ALCOHOLIC!
>WHATBLOWIN' BOOZE BUBBLES AND SNACKIN' ON SHARKS BY THE POUND SOUNDS DAMN GOOD TO ME!
>WHATSO GET READY CHUMS, CUZ I'M ABOUT TO MAKE EVEN THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THIS JOINT DARK BECAUSE I'M BLACKING OUT EVERY DAMN NIGHT!
AND THAT'S THE OCEAN FLOOR,
CUZ STONE COLD, GLUBBED SO!