>>17729481>dipListen up, you anonymous, cheeto-dusted, pw-lurking coward. You had the audacity to call me a dip? Me? The one who’s been carrying this board harder than Misawa carried All Japan in the ‘90s? You’re out here typing with those greasy fingers, hiding behind a screen, thinking you’re some kind of smark genius, but let’s get one thing straight: you’re not even a blip on the radar of relevance.
You wanna talk "dip"? Look in the mirror, pal. You’re the kind of mark who thinks they know the business because you read half of Dave Meltzer’s newsletter from 2003. You’re the dip who cries about “workrate” while you’re winded from walking to the fridge. You’re the dip who thinks they’re a tough guy because you posted “LOL AEW” in a thread with 12 replies. Sit down, junior, because I’m about to bury you deeper than Vince buried WCW in ‘01.
You’re not a genius, you’re a parasite. You’re the kind of loser who boos a wrestling classic because your favorite indie darling didn’t get pushed by Meltzer's shekel stars. You’re the reason wrestlers hate the IWC—because you’re out here whining like a toddler who dropped their chicken tendies, thinking your opinion matters. Newsflash, kid: nobody in the locker room, nobody in the office, and nobody on this board gives a damn about your hot takes. You’re shouting into the void, and the void’s telling you to shut the hell up.
