>>17738036A pedophile is driving a van and spots a kid playing around in a dumpster. The kid finds an AEW shirt and puts it on. He's having a hell of a time running around, and then the pedophile invites the kid into his car.
The kid gets in and the pedophile asks "Hey kid, wanna get your cock sucked?", the kid reponds "What? No no". The pedophile asks "Wanna suck my cock then?", again the kid reponds with "What? Good lord no". The Pedophile asks one more time "Wanna have my cock shoved up your ass?"
Finally the kid says "Oh I understand now, I'm not actually an AEW Fan"