Narrator:
He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota, 'til one day, all hell broke loose.
Soldier:
Tim, we need you.
Tim:
I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing. I wanna raise a family.
Soldier:
That's just it, Tim: they've got your family!
Tim:
NOOOOOOOO!
Narrator:
Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder. From the heart of America to the jungles of Cambodia follow one man's quest...for peace.
Tim:
Ho Chi Bat, is that you?
Ho Chi:
Tim! I know you'd come! Just like old days, we kill everybody!
Soldier:
Tim, they've got your wife.
Tim:
But I'm not married!
Soldier:
You are now - to America!
Narrator:
He went in to save his country, but found his family...and lost a friend.
A gunshot is heard.
Tim:
Ho Chi!
Ho Chi:
Tim, don't leave me! You taught me baseball, Tim, and how to laugh!
Tim:
NOOOOOOOO! He would've been a fine American...I'll cry when I'm done killin'.
Narrator:
Get yourself a body bag, strap yourself in, start making friends the American way. Exploder: Evacuator Part II. Rated PG: may include patriotic