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It's The FINAL Dynamite Before Double Or Nothing This Sunday!... AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from the Rio Rancho Events Center in Albuquerque, NM 8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!>AEW World Champion Jon Moxley & The Young Bucks vs. Samoa Joe, Powerhouse Hobbs, & Swerve Strickland in an All-Star Trios Match >Hangman Adam Page and Will Ospreay Face-to-Face! >MJF's Official Contract Signing Into The Hurt Syndicate! >The CEO Mercedes Mone and Jamie Hayter Face-to-Face! >Mina Shirakawa vs. Julia Hart w/ Timeless Toni Storm On Commentary >And More!
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>We are people >We are people >We are people >We are people
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at the start of the next gamethread, i am going to post the singular most RACIST thing imaginable. im talking so bad that even being in the thread when i post it will net you a 1 week vacation. youve been warned.
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Hey AEWtists There will be retaliation for what happened Monday. You really thought we would let that go? Enjoy the show... while you can. Papa H making some calls (:
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Jews hurt people
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The hurt syndicate theme has been on repeat in my head for days, it won't stop. We hurt people We hurt people We hurt people We hurt people
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Buddy vs lashley would be kino.
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>>17754901 it's a catchy tune as well when getting a buzz
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>>17754905 What about Bobby vs Lashley
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They need a jew in their company so he can infiltrate WWE for them lol.>Lol my CAPTCHA says OYKEK
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Missed opportunity with the scarf
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no, we HELP people, we HELP people
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WE HELP PEOPLE WE HELP PEOPLE WE HELP PEOPLE
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>>17754899 megamind works for us now. get used to it.
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Did he spit on that kid lmao
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>>17754927 shalom
kek, MVP just cooking this crowd
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What about the Albuquerque Isotopes?
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I hate most jews but I really like MJF. He gives Tony cover so he can make fun of jews and get away with it. And the beauty is that most people don't even get it.
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>>17754939 Are they wrong though
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MJF doing his best Owen Hart gimmick during the tournament. He should win the Cup.
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>why don't you try booing your boss I mean I do. It's oddly effective in getting snacks back in the kitchen.
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Please dont bring in Cedric. I like the Hurt Syndicate as-is
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we circumcise niggas
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>The blacks didn't even read the contracted. JEWED KEK
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The Hurt Syndicate's lawyer looks like he can suck up quarters past state lines in a fucking windstorm with a cold with his swamp witch looking ass nose
>>17754953 They can't read it brother
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>>17754950 They don't even have one to criticize which is sadder. Lobo's are good in college basketball at least.
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>>17754953 just like in the old motown days
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>By the way Max... >This isn't a contract for a 4th member >It's for our first bitch
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MJF DRAFTED TO THE HURT SYNDICATE
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fuck off sammy and dustin
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>sons of Texas Way to kill the only good angle you have going, Tony. Fucking retard
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fuck who gave Dustin the shiner
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sammy guevara???? wtf i thought he shoot retired
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Sammy should wear the panda outfit over his three piece suit
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>Guevara >White
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It's crazy how fast Sammy fell off after getting with Tay
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>Sammy Guevara >white trash
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damn dustin rhodes actually got cooler with age.
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>Sammy in a full suit my guy's still coming back from a dad bod huh
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You can't hate Dustin, the man still is fit for his age unlike Jericho
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whoa dustin cool it with the anti-semetic remarks
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>>17754981 his mentally ill tranny stepson probably had an autistic fit and hit him I bet
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I just dont fucking care, nigga. Shut up
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Sammy looks like he needs to ask for some more another bowl of porridge.
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sammy hasn't said a word in months
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>>17754988 He is white Cuban since his family got run off the island when the communists took over.
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>>17754987 And now she’s hood rat ugly.
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No one remembers that Guevara match at all beyond it being the first match in the company.
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>unforgetable night your never gonna forget
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Buddy’s group really is the only decent one.
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dustin looking old af
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>Dustin Rhodes is using "The Natural" gimmick again Ive waited so long for that. All his other gimmicks sucked.
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i wanna see the hurt business murder these two schmucks
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>>17754990 Too bad Tay won't ever lose her mom bod
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Am I seriously supposed to cheer for Sammy and Dustin over The Hurt Syndicate? Cmon.
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Dustin is that unc
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why is this old lesbian shouting at these niggasboos and they niggajew
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C'mon, MJF. Take a shot at Sammy's wife.
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Is Dustin drinking again?
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Okada darker hair
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This is boring Fuck off Goldust
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i love a bloated promo that goes nowhere.
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>>17755018 Holy fucking thick
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okada's hair dye ran out
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Renee looking old and haggard as usual
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I guress Mercedes isn't there if Sammy is on the show?
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>>17755001 Damn. Why would she look like this voluntarily? Why’d she wrestle one match in stardom and zero times after all year??
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>silver hair okada oh shit
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old and haggard clap clap clapclapclap
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I'm betting on The Sons of Texas online it might be a swerve with MJF bet the odds will be good
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>>17755018 good lord.
could my 4.6 inch white penis even stand a CHANCE with an ass like that???
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>>17755019 That was an awesome promo. This is the best version of Dustin for sure.
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>>17755020 Crazy how you can hear some fans perfectly
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That got a kek out of me
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MJF is also day one… surely MJF doesn’t help the ROH losers.
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HE DIDN'T SAY THE WORD
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O-Sleepy vs SpitBall
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>okada swerving us LUV LIL KAZU, SIMPLE AS
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Remember when Redditors claimed this jap was the best in the world? lmao
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>first time for everything >doesn't call him a bitch kino promo as always
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Buddy had to carry Okada.
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>>17755018 unironically felt my johnson release a small drop of precum when i looked at this
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Based Okada with the I am Yu Law promo
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based okada finna put that SHITTER mike bailey in his place. fuck that troon loving scumbag.
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>>17755038 Enjoy living in poverty you gambling degenerate
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>>17755010 Oh, I wouldn't say so.
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>>17755052 And always with the perfect English
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>>17755053 >luv Renn---ACCCK Anonymous
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>>17755065 I think he was swerving the boyz in the back
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Please say hello to your SEX-E-O
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>>17755070 Is it me or are those arms getting... meaty?
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THE STOOL PLAYER
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This fucking Coors Lite commercial is getting on my nerves
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When does anything interesting happen
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>perry farrell getting royalty checks from tony khan only in pro wrestling
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I like Bowens theme but almost nothing else about him
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>>17755078 the amount of cum ive blasted out from this bitch is unreal.
if i had a dollar for every time my anus clenched while getting a load out to mercedes, id have at least a couple grand
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the outfit looks too cartoony man. are they ribbing bowens or what
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They need to give up on Bowens already. He ain't shit without Caster.
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No reaction for Bowens.
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>>17755079 kek remember when cole told kenny “cleaner i got this” on tv
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the five tooth player
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mercedes and okada are doing half ass work>wheres wwe sasha banks >wheres new japan okada
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>>17755078 Burnt caramel butthole
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Caster should have a match with Buddy and beat him and then Buddy shakes his hand and quits AEW
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>mouth, ass, dick, two hands the 5 Tool Player
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Is Ricochet over? He is going to bury this gay jobber
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>>17755094 He's shoot gay, dude.
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>>17755102 mercedes has had some of the greatest matches of her career in aew
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Zesty time? Don't mind if I do!
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Guys, I'm starting to think Caster is our gay
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>>17755078 you think her butthole has a lot of wrinkles? caramel colored?
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>>17755117 SAPP TIME
BEAST TIME
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>>17755110 Tony should hire Top Dolla just so he can make him a jobber. Change his name to Top Jobba and let everyone smoke him.
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>>17755117 This was just a normal outfit in the 80s
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Anthony Bowens just doesn't do it for me
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>>17755119 Of course he is
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>>17755127 yeah he was carried hard by Max
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Man, Acclaimed were one of the most over acts in AEW, and they gained NOTHING from breaking up. Max became a jobber. Bowens returned and squashed a jobber. It was a nice moment, but as with most things, little-to-no follow-up.
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Max is going to show up and fuck over Bowens
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why are all of you so horny and why does everyone her fantasize about ass holes so much
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>>17755117 That reminds me I saw A Haunted House 2 recently and Mark Henry comes out as a dude in prison who wants to get zesty with his cell mate lmao
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Is he watching live? What's he thinking?
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Both Bowens and Caster are DOA without being tag partners.
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>>17755096 I'm not saying he would've made it anyways because I think the way they're presenting is beyond outdated, but I firmly believe they killed him when he inexplicably went 50-50 (arguably less) with Blake Christian after he squashed Max at the PPV. The dude went from returning star to looking like a supporting role for a fucking jobber in one match.
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big jim with the quadraplegic quads
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>>17755139 anal board newfag
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>>17755139 Guarentee you're going to get 5+ replies from annoying coomers
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>>17755147 He never watches it live. He DVRs it and watches it on Thursday morning so he can fast forward thru the parts he doesn't like.
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I always thought Max was the straight one. Is he also a faggola?
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Collision is also on TBS now?
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>>17755168 think due to nba/nhl playoffs
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>>17755167 Max has been balls deep in this, my guy.
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>>17755166 Im going to tie him to a chair and make him watch deathmatches all day.
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Hey. (You). Watch WWE. it's better and actually interesting. Also feels like a professional production. You'll thank me later.
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>>17755180 I'm not watching that soulless corporate slop
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where the fuck has that sexy mother fucker beast mortos been
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>>17755180 >main event of the biggest show of the year is decided by interference by a rapper no thanks
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AYO THIS NIGGA GOT MOLLYWOPPED
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>>17755184 There's no fucking soul in AEW it's just meaningless matches lil bud
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>>17755180 I watch RAW and SD every week even I hate both shows.
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>>17755139 What do you mean?
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Shoot hate the Spirit Gun He should just do a running kick or something opposite Ospreay. Still, based RicoCHAD
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>>17755139 its not wrong to think about Skye blue asshole
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>>17755196 you don't even watch AEW so you have no clue what you're talking about.
You attention seeking saddo
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>bowens loses to scissors absolutely pottery, based ricochet
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>not bleeding after getting stabbed in the head with scissors
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did he not even blade?
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>Ricochet beats Bowens by using the scissors Pottery
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>>17755211 kek drones are so deranged
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>>17755139 >Why are you all so horny Where the fuck do you think we are?
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FUCK FAGGOTS aa-HA!
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>DEM BOYS >DEM BOYS >DEM BOYS
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>>17755180 WWE would need to be wrestling first for me to consider watching it.
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>>17755219 Toni made a hotter Mariah
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REACH FO DA SKY BOOOOY
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RicoShit when full retard again
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>>17755219 the erection i had during this match could have hammered a nail into concrete.
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what happened to gabe kidd?
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>>17755211 Leonard needs to kill himself
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>>17755211 Drone fragility
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Gay nigga said I’m too cute to blade
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Renee Isis looks a little older
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>>17755239 maybe wheeler gets beat up later tonight and gabe takes his place idk
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Hmm latina, ok I will watch Collision tomorrow
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>bring in Catalina for ROH >put Isis on Collision What did Tony Khan mean by this?
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Promo cringe kino upcoming
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>>17755227 i know you just started watching a few years ago when it wrestling was popular on reddit but this paki shitshow isn't wrestling, lil bro.
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>>17755211 imaging being a wrestler and seeing replies like this every day
i'd lose it
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time to take out my pecker for the ceo
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>>17755252 CMLL won't let him job out Catalina
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I have latina and Joshi fatigue. The industry needs to tap into a new market.
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All piggiEs belong in the MUD.
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>Sasha Banks >Toni Storm Looks like I'll be turning the show off early. 3/10
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>>17755276 be careful what you wish for
>pajeets Anonymous
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>>17755276 How do you feel about Eskimos?
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>>17755269 This spicy player is over with me brother
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>>17755211 This is shoot funny. KO and Sami try to be cool and respectful and a little piggiE is like WHAT? NO YOU HAVE TO BE OBNOXIOUS LIKE MEEEEEEE!!!
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>>17755286 some pajeetas are hot.
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>>17755276 >Latina fatigue Kindly kill yourself, gays are not welcome.
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>still employ Thunder Rosa even with these hot Latinas Makes me mad. Almost as mad as when I see buddy isn’t in the episode.
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Did Stokley dump Stat or Stat used his body and never called him back?
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I should own a 'Big Stoke' tracksuit
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>>17755276 we need some korean women
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Dax is about to cry on Twitter again
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>>17755296 >As of this day, Mistico is no longer his favorite wrestler kek
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BLACK GUYS, OUT.
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Why is she called Renne Baguette?
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This Jamie Hayter actress is cute, bring her back.
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>>17755296 CMLL finna wipe the floor with WWE's new mexislop branch.
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wait is mina vs julia really the main event? whyy?
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do you think hayter is going full 60s and stopped shaving her pubes
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aew is so fucking cringe and gay lol
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C E HOE! C E HOE! C E HOE! C E HOE!
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Why is Dax getting all this tv time. Buddy is better and doesn’t cry on twitter(unless its about his wife.)
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>>17755276 it's because you're watching women's wrestling, stupid.
that shit has never had any staying power in a wrestling ring and if it did they wouldn't have to lure you in with their asscheeks.
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Neenee looking yummy wummy as usual
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I do the Mercedes shimmy to shake off the last of the poop on the toilet
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anyone have their pecker out rn for CEO?
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>>17755314 French-Canadian
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>>17755324 So it was all for nothing?
PFFFFFTTTT AHAHAHAHA
SLOPPY FUCKING SHOP
TONY COULDNT THINK OF A BETTER FINISH?!??
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That gramps chanting C E O highlight of the show.
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C E HOE! C E HOE! C E HOE! C E HOE! C E HOE! C E HOE! C E HOE! C E HOE!
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>>17755337 Look at dis dude
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Why does Jamie look like Helly R.?
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>>17755340 Its probably more the fact that NJPW realized they shouldn't put Gabe in there
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>>17755276 >I have latina and Joshi fatigue sad
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DAMMIT MA THE HORSE ESCAPED FROM THE BARN AGAIN
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>marks not realizing gabe kidd had another mental breakdown and interfered last week as a shoot I thought you guys were smarter
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>>17755344 You know that old fuck spend 99.99 to get "Mercedes" to text him
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How come the men's finalists had to stand?
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Damn this is so boring, I can’t even wank off to this
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I can't stop looking at Hayter's belly spilling over her I'll fitting jeans
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I feel like Jayme is purposely desexualizing herself because she got tired of coomers and gooners drooling over her.
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>>17755340 >Still selling for a Taz promo from 5 years ago You must heal Anon
Remove the hurt, from your butt
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>>17755340 Do you not realize that they sometimes do dual contracts? Gabe might be working for both companies.
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>>17755324 They really just booked themselves into a corner and had Gabe interfere for a finish, huh? Grim
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I miss pre time off Hayter
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is Mercedes still thiccy like last week?
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>>17755360 because the optics of two dudes sitting down having beers and talking looks too friendly on tv, standing up is better
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>>17755367 that tight turtleneck is still working me into a shoot
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mercedes is so fine
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Jamie is a meh promo but her tits look awesome
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>is anybody even gonna care nope
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I like Jamie's sweater puppies :)
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>alright ladies the men did an incredible promo about how much they need to win, Jamie go do the same Jamie ain’t got that in her. This sucks.
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Scooby Doo Hayter makes me feel things brothera
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CEO DRAWING THE HEAT
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Sadly we know LOLMANUREMOANSWINS, poor Jamie
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>>17755367 Well, it's not working
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Are we supposed to give a literal fuck about this match after Jamie Hayter returned on a preshow and was then basically off Dynamite for the entire year? Does Tony think he can just do a sit down like this 4 days from the show and make me care?
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i have my pecker out rn
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>>17755390 I would always fold the back of the magazines while looking at them at the grocery store
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>>17755369 Wait, Taz was the one who came up with "sloppy shop?"
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>>17755394 mmmmmmmm nice....
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>>17755367 Women have no idea how to lower their sexualization. A lot of the things they pick are actually hotter than when they’re being a whore.
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peckers out for the ceo
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Mercedes looks like she fucks white guys
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Manure Moans promos continue to be awful, and she reminds us she has creative control. With the pipe in cheers.
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Yo Coca Cola flavored gummy bears. FIRE
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>>17755394 Hayter says she's lighter
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>>17755393 Sicko booking, please understand.
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>>17755402 Yep and it's been 5 years as of this month.
And Drones are STILL selling their hurt little butts off about it.
KWAB!!
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>>17755416 For me it was the root beer hard candy
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Manure Moans - "Jamie, you're not winning because I have creative control."
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>>17755340 They never said he was on the match
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>>17755424 Hottest she has ever looked
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>>17755435 and you're still watching you mark
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>womeme main event fuckin boo
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>>17755435 I would let her beat me
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Luther gets paid 6 figures to change Toni's diapers
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>>17755414 who cares lol it's not like you listen to the other women
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>>17755457 He holding up how many seconds I would last
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>>17755455 But why does he sniff them?
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old Mina theme yes
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Toni is best on commentary
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>biggest package Is it true?
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Jiggling Japanese titties
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Julia somehow looks thinner
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>this is awesome does reddit chant this at every match?