I'm not going to say Haku is a shoot tough guy, because I don't know, but what I do know is everyone crying that all the stories are obviously fake because they aren't on the internet are full of shit. Not everything went on the record, and wrestlers are considered to be full of shit even when they aren't.
Fucking Billy Jack Haynes went on Hannibal and started confessing to murdering the "Kids on the Tracks" kids, whipping out obscure details about the case that he recalled clearly despite being obviously senile, and everyone just went 'oh, he's just a harmless old weirdo who confessed to a mostly forgotten 40 year old cold case for a little attention' and nothing came of it.
Snuka murdering his girlfriend was just a rumor for decades, until it wasn't.
Randy Savage beating up those cops at the Waffle House, which was later verified to be true, had little to no evidence on the face of it, and had been nearly completely covered up by the bookers.
So, if Haku did bite a couple guys noses off or smacked around some cops once or twice, it's hardly ridiculous to consider that some of the many well known attempted cover ups done but wrestling promoters actually succeeded. Bookers have been in good with cops since the carny days.
>But- but why didn't any of the guys he mutilated come forward???
If they did exist, you really think the kind of wino jabronis who pick fights with wrestlers in bars and get their eyes ripped out are going to live to 50? And if they did you really think they wouldn't be living under a bridge sucking cock for meth money? People who pick fights in bars are not known for their longevity or general ability to succeed in life in even the smallest of ways.
