If I could figure out a way to murder Vince Russo and not go to jail, I'd fucking do it.”
– Vince Russo

“If Vince Russo was on fire and I had a glass of piss, I'd drink it.”
– Vince Russo (again)

“The Hardly Boys and Twinkletoes McFingerbang are ruining the wrestling business.”
– The Young Bucks & Kenny Omega

“Any grown man wrestling a 9-year-old girl should be on a registry.”
– Kenny Omega (DDT match)

“That orange piece of shit should be beaten with a tire iron.”
– Orange Cassidy

“He’s not a wrestler, he’s a fucking embarrassment doing gay-for-play theater.”
– Effy

“That match looked like a Japanese schoolgirl fighting a man in drag.”
– Riho vs. Nyla Rose

“Trevor Murdoch is so tough, he could ride through Ethiopia with a bucket of fried chicken strapped to his back.”
– Trevor Murdoch (NWA, got him fired)

“Any promoter who books intergender wrestling should be arrested for inciting domestic abuse.”
– Intergender wrestling in general

“These AEW fans are basement-dwelling virgins jacking off to anime.”
– AEW fans

“Joey Ryan should be blackballed from wrestling and shot with a tranquilizer dart full of gonorrhea.”
– Joey Ryan

“Kevin Dunn is a bucktoothed beaver faced piece of shit.”
– Kevin Dunn (WWE executive)

“Modern wrestling is just cosplay masturbation for nerds on Twitter.”
– Modern wrestling as a whole

“These flippy bullshit wrestlers should be sterilized to save the gene pool.”
– Indie/high-flying wrestlers