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Quoted By: >>17836525 >>17836567 >>17836583 >>17836596
Listen up, you circlejerking, waifu-worshipping, schizophrenic /pw/ degenerates! This is a shoot promo aimed at every single one of you fat pathetic smarks who think you’re the second coming of Dave Meltzer just ‘cause you torrent every NJPW show and cry about “muh star ratings.” You’re not wrestling fans—you’re a fucking embarrassment to the wrestling business, a walking dumpster fire of smark bullshit that makes Vince Russo’s booking look like high art.
You troons sit there on your unwashed waifu body pillows, shitting on every wrestler who doesn’t do 47 flippy shit moves per match, like you’ve ever stepped foot in a ring. Newsflash, you neckbeard fuckwits: your “critiques” are about as useful as a Ricochet singles push. You’re out here whining about AEW’s booking while your only athletic achievement is jerking off to Sasha Banks’ old NXT matches three times a day. “B-b-but Tony Khan doesn’t understand storytelling!” Yeah, and you don’t understand basic hygiene, you greasy fucks.
Every thread on /pw/ is the same recycled garbage: “WWE’s dead!” “AEW’s dead!” "My waifu is better than yours!" Shut the fuck up already. Your memes? Stale as fuck. Your takes? Colder than a Collision taping. You’re out here glazing some indy shitter with 12 Twitter followers while shitting on actual draws like Roman Reigns ‘cause he doesn’t do a 450 splash. And let’s talk about your “insider knowledge” - you all get your scoops from a Reddit thread that cites a Discord mod who overheard a dirt sheet rumor from 2003. You’re not connected; you’re just loud.
So here’s the deal, /pw/: take your waifu fetish, your “Evil fucking company” copypasta, and your shitty joshi threads, and shove ‘em up your collective candy asses. This board’s a bigger jobber than Shawn Spears. I'm taking my talents back to /sp/ where they belong.
You troons sit there on your unwashed waifu body pillows, shitting on every wrestler who doesn’t do 47 flippy shit moves per match, like you’ve ever stepped foot in a ring. Newsflash, you neckbeard fuckwits: your “critiques” are about as useful as a Ricochet singles push. You’re out here whining about AEW’s booking while your only athletic achievement is jerking off to Sasha Banks’ old NXT matches three times a day. “B-b-but Tony Khan doesn’t understand storytelling!” Yeah, and you don’t understand basic hygiene, you greasy fucks.
Every thread on /pw/ is the same recycled garbage: “WWE’s dead!” “AEW’s dead!” "My waifu is better than yours!" Shut the fuck up already. Your memes? Stale as fuck. Your takes? Colder than a Collision taping. You’re out here glazing some indy shitter with 12 Twitter followers while shitting on actual draws like Roman Reigns ‘cause he doesn’t do a 450 splash. And let’s talk about your “insider knowledge” - you all get your scoops from a Reddit thread that cites a Discord mod who overheard a dirt sheet rumor from 2003. You’re not connected; you’re just loud.
So here’s the deal, /pw/: take your waifu fetish, your “Evil fucking company” copypasta, and your shitty joshi threads, and shove ‘em up your collective candy asses. This board’s a bigger jobber than Shawn Spears. I'm taking my talents back to /sp/ where they belong.
