>>178423791. Lurk playgrounds. Try to sniff the floor of ballpits in children's play areas as often as possible. Run as fast away as you can from confrontational parents BUT only do so while flapping your arms while making shrill, guttural grunts as you run erratically away.
2. Live in complete total denial of reality as a concept whatsoever. Legit deny it all.
3. See all those bottles of seroquel, risperdol, zoloft, paxil, abilify and geodon on your nightstand? Yeah don't take those for a few days, especially around full moons when the voices REALLY come through the walls
4. Have a sexual obsession of Kevin Nash, brought on likely by your lack of a father figure, your lack of guidance, repressed homosexuality, all which leading to your inevitable trooning out.
5. Flap your hands, especially when excited and overstimulated. Do it everywhere.
6. seriously consider removing your testicles so that you cannot infect the rest of the world
7. mumble shit to yourself in public about 92, 14-21, and other nonsensical obsessions over random sequential numbers
8. Bathing? Grooming? Basic human hygienic practices? Changing those sweatpants no time soon until they become glued to your legs and thighs? Basic standard uniform.
9. Cry
10. Be a dumb faggot.
There's your go-to guide. Have fun on the "winning side making waves in the real world" with the rest of the faggots, I guess.
