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John Cena is Warning Us.. of something

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what if John Cena's gimmick is a TKO agent..

>comes to ruin wrestling
>souless promos/matches
>interferes to try to help Logan Paul (celebrity involvement) win over actual wrestlers.
>gets rid of r truth (WWE's comedy beacon) to replace him with whoever is netflix's current comedy special as a guest

What if "The Last Time Is Now" means Cena knows once he's gone, the WWE as we once knew is over? Or that he knows something really, really terrible is going to happen..

My previous head canon was John Cena knows the world is going to end soon. But the acting as a TKO agent theory is even better.