Gimmie a fucking mic. “Big” Vinny V is a “Fat” fucking Bitch and Bridget’s chocolate chip cookies taste like shit. Craig is another fat fucking slob who worships the shittiest butt-rock band in existence and only perks up when the conversation is about something he can stuff in his face. And Bryan “Chico” Alvarez is a midget “Cuck” who couldn’t keep his wife after buying her a yoga studio, a vacation home, and a vanity charity. Michael (Mike) is spending his money and blowing his wife’s back out as we speak, as Bryan sits alone in the dark jerking his dick in a whale costume. Fuck “Shithole” Bothell Washington and Fuck you too