>HEH, YEAH PAL, THIS IS GONNA BE THE PLAN.
>SEE, WE'RE GONNA SELL TO THE "JEWS" - NO NOT REAL JEWS, THE ARABS! YOU KNOW, THE ONES WITH THE FUNNY HAT AND DOTS ON THEIR HEAD? THEY DID SOMETHING WITH NINES AND ELEVENS... IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT.
>YES THEY'RE BETTER THAN THE JEWS, SHHHHADDAAAAAAP!
>ANYWAY, WE'LL SELL TO THE BROWN JEWS. ONLY STIPULATION IS THEY WERE BEGGING FOR MORE WWE IN THEIR SAND LAND. SO, FROM NOW ON, WE'LL HAVE A NEW PAY PER VIEW - ER, "POOREMIUM" LIVE EVENT, JUST FOR THEM.
>I MEAN, WE WON'T HAVE ANYTHING SUBSTANTIAL IN THOSE EVENTS... NO MAJOR STORYLINES PAYING OFF OR TITLE CHANGES... BECAUSE I MEAN, COME ON, PAL. IT'S AN AMERICAN COMPANY. YOU THINK THAT SHIT'S GONNA HAPPEN IN GENIE CITY? (HAWHAWHAW) BE SERIOUS.
>THEY JUST WANT TO FEEL INVOLVED. I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR RABBID MEN? YOU SHOW PUT A WHITE WOMAN IN FRONT OF THEM AND THEY JUST... STARE... LIKE A FILTHY, DISGUSTING DOG... WAITING TO SINK ITS TEETH INTO ITS PREY AND JUST... -VIOLATE-... THEM.
>THEY'RE JUST LIKE DOGS! SO WE'LL JUST... GIVE 'EM A BONE. IT TAKES TWO, AND FOR ME, IT MAKES MILLIONS!
>WHAT'S THAT? THEIR "RELIGIOUS RULES" SAYS WOMEN MUST BE COVERED UP, AND THAT SPITS IN THE FACE OF THE FEMALE ROSTER?
>LOOK PAL, THE NUMBERS... T-THE NUMBERS ARE PRETTY BIG, OKAY? I MEAN, THE GIRLS, THEY'LL UNDERSTAND...
>NO I WON'T BE RAISING THEIR PAY AFTER THIS, ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY? IT'S JUST MORE MONEY FOR ME! THEY'LL UNDERSTAND, BECAUSE, THEY LOVE ME. MOVING ON.
>ANYWAY, WE'LL DO ALL THAT SHIT, AND THEN, GUESS WHAT: WE'LL DETHRONE THEIR FAVORITE WRESTLER, ROMAN REIGNS, AT WRESTLEMANIA 40!
>IT'LL MAKE THEM ANGRY? WHAT, DO YOU THINK THEY'RE JUST SOME KIND OF, RANDOM PAJEETS ON THE STREET, WHO HAVE A SHRINE TO ROMAN? A "ROMANJEET"? THEY'RE NOT LIKE THAT, THEY'LL LOVE IT! AND I KNOW WHAT THE FANS WANT, PAL, SO SHUT UP.
