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>>17976859 the fuck? how small is the venue?
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>>17976859 that pic is very apropos for the current political climate in america right now
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>>17976859 >hey tony I got this idea but it'll cost $10,000 >no problem MJF, anything for you! Anonymous
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>>17976871 Pretty sure it's a full arena, but with the ring all the way in one end and the stage cutting off 80% of the building. Maybe 3K people there
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SNACK BROS REPORT IN Don’t forget to count your calories and eat the recommended serving size
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Holy shit Adam Cole vs. Kemonito next week
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Is Kenny working Grand Slam Mexico?
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>>17976913 He’d probably sell more there than his match with Buddy haha
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BAAAALLLLLLIIINNN
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CEO booty enjoyer reporting in
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Hmm Kevin Knight vs MJF might slap
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>>17976913 NEXT WEEK ON DYNAMITE ADAM COLE WILL FINALLY FIGHT SOMEONE HIS OWN SIZE AS HE GOES HEAD TO HEAD AND EYE TO EYE WITH KEMONITO?!
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>>17976926 kek maybe but Tony seems to have at least small plans for Kevin
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>black and gold Good look
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shelton you don't need to wear lifts you're in AEW you're already taller than 80% of the roster
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SUMMER BOTCHBUSTER KWAB
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Kevin Knight is fumbling himself tonight
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This match is kinda falling apart
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match got kinda fucked at the end
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>>17976958 Hes not used to being in the ring with bigger, blacker nogs
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Guessing Mistico vs MJF main events Grand Slam Mexico
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Speedball looks like he enjoys bull prepping. You can tell he likes trannies and gay people. SHould deport his canadian ass from this country
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If you pull a luchadors mask off do they die?
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WOOOOOW FUCK MJF
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>17976972 in lucha tradition, it is one of the most ultimate disrespects
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>>17976972 It’s extremely painful
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Can't stand tgat punk, no respect
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MJF gonna die in Mexico
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>>17976972 It would be extremely painful...
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HOW COULD HE WTFFFF
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MJF might get stabbed in Mexico
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La Mistica is just a glorified fujiwara armband and I can’t take it serious as a finisher
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>Speedball is getting over
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Buddy is also familiar with Mexicans.
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>>17976996 Current Mexican president is Jewish. He's fine
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>>17977001 cool kicks and jumping 450 knee move
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is MJF gonna actually go over in Mexico?
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>>17976999 I mean, so it's MJF's finisher (Salt of The Earth)
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>>17976970 I think thats gonna be the opener. Main event will be something like Ultimo Guerrero vs Moxley
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Papa John’s is trash Pizza. Literal bottom tier of the big pizza chains
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Does anyone in Mexico even care about Hispanic Americans going to El Salvador?
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>>17976996 Not on her watch
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>>17977011 >>17977029 Mexico, whats going on big guy?
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I will be watching Superman in theaters but I'll probably just be making fun of it in my head
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hangman's been gettin beatdown for an hour and twenty minuts
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Kenny needs to come out and save HANGMAN
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based claudio smashing hanger with the pyro box
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>>17977035 Claudia is based
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Hangman looking really submissive and breedable right now.
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>>17977029 Shes jewish, do you think she will protect a fellow jew or help goyim?
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>>17977036 >watching DC Grim
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>hangman has been suffering Marina's CBT for the last hour and 20 minutes lucky bastard
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I'm going to get a Yuta haircut
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>Marinas back in my television
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>>17977044 Jews cant be based, so explain
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Futa Yuta is on the scene!
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wish i could be there and help hangman
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Mox is locked in and I appreciate that
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Based doggo enjoying the show
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death riders got based after the cope feud desu
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>>17977059 Tranny chaser gimmick would genuinely be more dimes than whatever he's doing now
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>>17977056 Well let her out then man. Humans aren't supposed to live in TVs.
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>>17977066 That would be copyright infringement on every e-drones gimmick
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>>17977063 based
Where The Bark Wrestle
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Hangman is turning as red as bloated Mox use to be
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Moxley's a Millennial as well why did he say it with so much venom?
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kek based hanger fighting to the very end
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glad the turner censor didn't even bother tonight
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>>17977076 >Hangman is drinking again BASED
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>>17977078 Mox has old boomer sovl
Read his book. Get the audiobook
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kek need to see hanger run into marina backstage
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>didn't call it men's world championship finally
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>>17977090 So they're both just cosplaying older generations, like every other Millennial
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BIMBOS UP NEXT
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>I would Ride through death Death Rider Hangman confirmed
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>>17977094 yeah she’s chill
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>>17977094 She's "our girl"
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>Tayjay match I'm finna cooming in anticipation
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>>17977094 Mommy mommy mommy
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We're finally be jiggle when the cheeks clash bros.
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>>17977094 Very much a Marina board
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This show has been fantastic so far and infinitely better than EVERY modern WWE show
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>>17977122 Many are saying this
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>>17977119 Dayum shame Tay is no longer hot as shit
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>>17977122 that seems to be the consensus
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>>17977118 There's more than enough Tony just doesn't fucking book them ever
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>>17977122 You are going to get tired of making this post eventually!
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Megan Bayne owes me sex, simple as
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>>17977122 The entire universe agrees with this
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women are flicking their beans to AEW programming
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>Bayne not keeping the Archer gimmick of beating up random backstage people One job
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>>17977151 Explain how she owes you sex.
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>>17977151 Get in line, my guy.
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>>17977154 >puts bra on television to make sure you know she's a woman Anonymous
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>>17977122 Literally no one is saying this
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>>17977122 you're hearing this more and more
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>>17977158 you got some fucking nerve
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If you get rid of AYNE in Bayne and add UDDY you get Buddy who is someone I’m not seeing on the show.
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>tay melo has had sex with sammy how could you cheer for her
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I'm looking forward to Bayne causing more nose bleeding
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TAY TAY TAY TAY TAY TAY
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YES, the ass bump is back!
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Tay Melo is so hot. I think I have a thing for German women and she has Germanic features.
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>>17977094 I wish he stepped on me and choke me with her arms
Roddy is a very lucky man
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>>17977180 And Sammy is on ROH jobber status, dude fell off extremely hard
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please someone craft a webm of that assbump please
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>Ah not eh-friad of Yu
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don't care what you fucking johnny come latelies have to say for me it will always and forever be penelope ford
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>>17977122 I heard a lot of the townsfolk saying this down at the old mill earlier
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>>17977190 And Tay Melo is still extremely over kek
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They need to start the Tag Team Tournament soon if they want it ready by All In
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Has somebody been feeding Anna?
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What's planned for the second half of the show? I'm starting to feel sick and need rest
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>Every woman in this match is married to/dating a literal homo
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Yjk that lick on Anna Jay from Penny was a shout out to Shotzi
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The winner and loser have to shit on a glass table while Tony lays under it
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Wouldn't mind seeing Anna back in Stardom for a short tour.
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There’s no way they’re doing speedball Kevin vs syndicate at Texas right? Two random dudes paired together lol
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All four ladies in this match owe me sex
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AEW's coomer matches are a lot better than WWE's
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my dick is leaking
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Tony's fetish for blonde women who can't wrestle rivals Vince's
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>>17977145 This promo was shoot good. Marina told us we know her and we don't know her. People made fun of this and asked why Marina would wear a hat. She likes hats. We did not know her despite knowing her.
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>>17977186 Brazil, especially southern Brazil got a lot of German immigrants. It's where a lot of supermodels get scouted from too.
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>>17977219 many are saying this
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>>17977224 Main reason i think Mariah May won't have as much success in WWE
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Gonna be kino when Hanger wins after OPPS and Darby help
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>>17977180 i just remembered the girl sami was dating before he dumped her for tay
nigga proposed to her in the ring like cena
trully insane behavior
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>>17977214 Based Kip, Janela, Sammy, and Jack getting the babes
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https://x.com/AEWonTV/status/1932974081571541213 >barely got the jiggle on cam Would have fired whoever is at fault
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>no Bayne demanding sex with you and forcing you to cum but instead of letting you go she tightens her vag muscles to keep you trap and lets your meat marinate
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>>17977230 >Tay is the descendant of a Nazi war criminal Anonymous
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>>17977236 Given her new name, Paul already fumbled her.
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>>17977199 I enjoy all natural tiddies like a grown man.
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>>17977236 also cause she’s called blake monroe now lol
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>>17977245 Hopefully a fan got better footage. Like when Blake Monroe spanked Anna
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>>17977214 You sound bitter
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>>17977135 She's still hot as a brunette and thiccer
Man up bitch
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Tay is cooking
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We need more Brazilians wrestlers guys
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>>17977243 another thread mentioned that supposdly Tays child in brazil is missing
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>>17977266 we don't use slave names here
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Tay looking good, thought shed be sloppy
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>>17977281 You know who else is missing?
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>>17977288 What's so magical about this girl?
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imagine all that ass falling on you
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>>17977269 Blame pregnancy
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>>17977250 Kek.
I know you're joking but it's not impossible. But I believe most of the German immigrants arrived in South America in the 1800's.
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>>17977294 its magical how much her and her husband are making disappear from money mark tony kwab's wallet
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>>17977261 Yeah you like sucking on bitchtits
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Anny Jay's ass is getting bigger every week
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Drunk fan just singing random songs into the mic
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>>17977294 she looks quite young for being 82 years old
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>>17977311 I was wondering what that was kek
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>>17977301 Very close.
It’s BUDDY.
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What the fuck just happened there?
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Tay being a Shibata mark made me a fan, hope they tag together if AEW ever does a mixed tag tournament.
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>>17977294 She makes piggapoos seethe
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those two fat chicks just beat the athletes
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>>17977319 Bayne went to pose, got choked
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>>17977165 the >implication is that she flung it off in excitement
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I supporr this. Ladies get yer tits out for the graps. taht can be their kind of "this is awesome" chant. Banger workrate sequence? Flash the baps for the graps!
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KINO CLIPS INCOMING
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That fan is working his ass off
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>Okada/Omega highlight reel sweet
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I NEED a Bayne wardrobe malfunction, those things are begging to be freed
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>>17977294 Anti-gravity capabilities
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>>17977334 This narrator sounds AI generated
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>>17977312 >82 I think I can see some Baba likeness now that you mention it
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>>17977336 Trans icon, baby!
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Hope they interviewed Meltzer for this promo package
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>first gaijin to win the G1 uhh Hulk Hogan??
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Just realized that match was basically Team Tits vs Team Ass
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Kenny Omega vs Okada 1 legit made me cry at the end
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Look at those mutants behind the announce desk.
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Those Japanese girls were miring Okada
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I remember torrenting that first Kenny x Kazu match, those were the days
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>>17977349 Had a different name then
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>>17977352 tits will have their redemption
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>>17977349 That wasn't the G1
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>Guys, I was a Bullet Club leader, I swear...
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>pre-AEW Kenny I miss him so fucking much bros
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I'm going to rewatch these matches this weekend I think
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>>17977368 Did anything good come out of the Codyverse? Jade?
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>>17977370 Good choice brother, get ready for kino.
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Is blond NJPW Kenny his most OP form?
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i don't think making this video package is a good idea when the all in match is going to be obviously subpar compared to these matches
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I swear Okada lost because he started wearing pants
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I have never watched any of these matches. I should probably watch them
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I miss terribly dressed world champion Kenny
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wrestlekingdom 11 will always be the goat njpw ppv
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KINO HYPE VIDEO
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This would be a solid video package in Japan where people don't speak English
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>>17977384 maybe, but this time okada will call omega a bitch to a monster pop
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Ibushi will appear
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Okada's kicking out of the OWA isn't he
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>>17977401 Okada speaks perfectly English
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>>17977388 Omega and Okadas feud in NJPW is objectively one of the best rivalies in the last 15 years of the entire industry. Do yourself a favor and watch their matches.
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>>17977408 Well it would make sense for him to do it since he has developed muscle memory from fighting Kenny so much
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>>17977410 Shame you don’t
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Who do we think will win?
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Buddy will help Kenny and Kenny will entrust his knees to Buddy forever.
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Dominion this weekend bros, can't wait.
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FIVE STAR VIDEO PACKAGE
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>>17977384 I don’t think it’s a good idea putting a 15 minute commercial in the middle of your broadcast in general. I get it’s an extra long episode and they need to pad it out but Jesus. The video package plus the actual contract signing will be 30+ minutes combined.
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>looking at what's left that's been announced for collision The women are main eventing, aren't they?
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>>17977388 It's required viewing, one of the highest highs
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>>17977408 They should do it. Would get a fucking monster pop.
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>>17977418 I would if I learned from Okada
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>>17977418 saar i will rape you benchod basterd
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>>17977428 Might as well since no one will be watching
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>>17977219 Do they run a Tag tournament like NJPW's World Tag League? Send both of TayJay
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KINO video package. The fact that AEW never does this makes it seem like an even bigger deal
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Okada looked like he didn't know what to do with his hands
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Tony got a haircut, makes him look younger
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OH SHIT NEW BELT INCOMING
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The rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrainmaker
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I HEAR THE BATTLE CRY
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WE LOVE YOU CLEANEEEEERR!!!!
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is the new title under the blanket?
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>>17977428 Big Dimes Thekla is going to pop the rating right before midnight.
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>winner takes all What all will they be taking?
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Talking about Omega, where's Riho?
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>>17977466 Bro, this isn't raw, it's not as fast. You should be baking the new breat around 295 posts.
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>>17977465 She has nice thighs
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>>17977388 The 2 out of 3 falls match is shoot the greatest match of all time.
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Omega with the Cody level pyro
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STOP SAYING MOMMENT TONY YOU FUCKING OLD RETARD
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>>17977467 Winner Takes All In
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Ugly belt honestly
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>>17977466 >>17977470 Not moving until bump limit
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Looks like the old women's belt
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NEW BELT NEW BELT NEW BELT
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That's the best belt in wrestling right now.
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I like that new belt>OWA and Rainmaker side plates Now that's some good fucking kino
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most beautiful belt ive ever seen
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That's a nice belt.
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new belt is sick
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>>17977488 In front of everyone?
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The replacement belt sucks guys................
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>>17977514 Yeah I'm not digging it at all
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Based brown note theme
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>>17977466 >>17977470 Stop splitting the threads
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Callis has the best stable in wrestling
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>biggest brain in the business
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FUCK DON CALLIS>FUCK DON CALLIS FUCK DON CALLIS>FUCK DON CALLIS FUCK DON CALLIS>FUCK DON CALLIS
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>>17977550 Has the scar to prove it
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>>17977521 It looks crappier than both the International and Contiental belts do. Just use the International Title going forward.
The replacement belt looks like the old tiny Women's title belt, but a little bit bigger .
I don't like it fellas
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OH, NOT HIS BOWELS!
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Okada doing his best 'did I do that' urkel ahh face
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>Each week Cole is getting closer to being a full time commentator BASED
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BIG TOM & DA CHICKENMAN