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     A Star-Studded 4-Hour Summer Blockbuster Event Starring Omega, Okada, Ospreay, Strickland, Timeless Toni Storm & More!... AEW Summer Blockbuster live TONIGHT! from The Theater of the Clouds at Moda Center in Portland, OR 8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!>Kenny Omega vs. Kazuchika Okada Contract Signing! >Will Ospreay vs. Swerve Strickland 2! >AEW Women's World Champion Toni Storm vs. Julia Hart w/ The CEO Mercedes Mone on Commentary >The Hurt Syndicate vs. Speedball Mike Bailey, Komander, & Kevin Knight in a Trios Match >Mistico Returns! >TayJay (Anna Jay & Tay Melo) vs. Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford >The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Anthony Bowens >The Toxic Spider Thekla vs. Queen Aminata >And More!  ** 31 Days Out From All In Texas ** 
  
                 
            
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     >>17978605 He's not like that 
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  >The "69" Manuever   I taught you that for good, not evil! 
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     I just want to see Thekla. I think she's pretty. 
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     Wow Jon Hamm is doing shitty commercials now. Really thought he was going to be the next Batman or Superman at one point 
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  >>17978647 Would you sit and listen to Thekla's music if she gave you a tug-job after? 
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  >>17978682 Me too got him pretty hard. 
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     bandido? based mortos? based luchas? based 
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  >>17978681 Tony id retarded. She’s hot and has a great presentation but he keeps putting her in death slots close to midnight. 
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  >>17978665 Do you not know the Lore of the Minotaur?
They are literal products of unchecked beastial depraved lust. 
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        Guy Incognito  !!qVrCsAIzwpq  
     
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  bandido had to pull the extra stops 
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  Bandito is a bit of an Octogon fan I see 
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  Bandido join Bullet Club 
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  challenge assepted bitch 
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  Renee looking old and haggard as usual 
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  holy shit those titties 
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       Neenee looking yummy wummy as usual 
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  >bee-uch  Okada bros 
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  the mask stays on during sex 
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     Renee with long hair ain't doing it for me. This decision is almost as bad as that only ugly dress she wore that one time. 
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  I feel like commercials make these shows go by faster. 
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  >>17978763 Renee looks like she has banana titties when not wearing a bra 
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  the v neck can't get any deeper 
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  Hangman is still in the Elite 
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  >stay out of Swerve's business  OH SNAP 
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     >>17978763 She looks like an average upper middle class white woman you’d see at the mall or a grocery store or something. Not saying she’s ugly but I don’t see the big deal. You can just go outside and see a 6-7ish woman like her every day 
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  Thekla is so cool bros 
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  >Austria   Does she know Arnold? 
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  Based backstage segment, AE vibes 
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     thekla looks like a smoker 
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  This fucking bitch. 
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  >From Hitler's hometown  FUCKING BASSSSSEEEEEDDDD 
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  THEKLA BROS WE EATIN 
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  Thekla literally has an action figure body, her proportions are perfect 
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  >>17978801 What Hooker do to my weenies when I tell them all I have is a dollar 
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     Thelka is too animated for me. She’s gotta turn it down a notch 
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     AMINATA = SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
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  Tony is such a shitter. Showcases his hit new talent with half the audience at 11:30 2 weeks in a row lol. 
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  Thekla has nice pits 
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  >>17978803 It's just tradition at this point to call her yummy wummy when she pops up on screen 
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  I don’t like Aminatas face 
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  >>17978820 the lighting for her intro is turning me into a shoot epileptic 
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  >>17978821 The headdress is sex 
          Guy Incognito  !!qVrCsAIzwpq  
     
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     >>17978803 >You can just go outside do you know where you are 
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     Is there any gaijin left in Stardom? 
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     >>17978838 What happened did she steal some from you 
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  >>17978842 Xena but she's injured 
          Guy Incognito  !!qVrCsAIzwpq  
     
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  Man Thekla has like golden ratio proportions 
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  >>17978756 one of the many phat tittied, phat assed luchadoras of CMLL/Mexico in general 
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  >>17978834 Literally moves around like sperg lord Low-Ki. 
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  is this the last fight 
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  Dark would have us a back view of Aminata doing pushups 
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     What if we fired Rosa, brought up Catalina and put a belt on buddy. Great idea. I hate Thunder Rosa. 
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       >ywn have freaky coked out sex with Thekla at a Euro disco bathroom  
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  >>17978866 >Thekla will never turn upside over your penis and lick you from butthole to tip            Anonymous   
     
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  Thekla is one of the fastest lady rasslers I've ever seen 
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  >>17978866 Clark Connors is a lucky man 
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  That time Mariah tried giving Thekla a tombstone 
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     Theks is sex but she's a mediocre wrestler 
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     Do you think Thekla shaves her pubes into a spider shape? 
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     >>17978888 no, she lets it grow out and braids it into a spider web 
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       what in the fuck are these commercials 
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     People that talk to their pets like they're humans deserve the rope. 
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  >>17978883 She's good if she has someone that can keep up with how fast she works 
          Guy Incognito  !!qVrCsAIzwpq  
     
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     >Mina already banished to the ROH mines  
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  Thekla should get a slutty spider tattoo now that she doesn't have to worry about prude japanese uncles 
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  >>17978892 Does she spell out Some Pig in it? 
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  so they had the good fights while the nba finals were going on? 
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     >>17978896 It's called pizza, it's pretty good 
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  >>17978906 God forbid humans love their companions you fucking sociopath 
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     bros i NEED to fuck a black woman like aminata cody was fucking right 
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       >>17978896 I'm assuming that's Max? 
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  >>17978865 >got Catalina my crazy conspiracy theory is that they already signed her months ago because of all of the Vaquer stuff 
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  I need a webm of Thekla doing the splits upside down. 
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  >>17978910 She was on the show tonight 
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  >>17978925 No,a doesn't have pil 
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     >>17978919 why do they have ads when there is an ongoing match
>>17978925 tsn2 
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     For a match Aminata is clearly losing, they are making her look strong as fuck. 
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  thekla finna eat that booty like groceries 
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  spiders scare me 
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     did these retards have kenny omega wrestling while there was the nba finals going on? 
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  >>17978933 Because they have ad commitments and they aren't just gonna stop the match for the ads. 
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     That stomp from the top rope was sick 
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  Aminata channeling Vaqway 
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  Aminata stomped those booba 
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  Damn Aminata is killing Thekla 
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     >>17978942 Dude have some fucking respect. Kenny fucking died tonight 
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  >>17978946 Stupid to have someone as green as her doing that to your new signing, risky move 
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  Has Thekla ever pinned anyone while upsidedown? 
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  Great main event, there's nothing else after this. Good night bros 
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       >>17978924 The Codster is always right anon. Now buy some juice 
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  yup thekla is sexo 
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  Pretty telling that 2 midcard ladies in AEDub are having an absolute banger while all the main event WWE ladies bore me to tears. 
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  Thekla? More like Shexla! 
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  that was unironically awesome 
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  upside down pussy 
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  >>17978957 why do u guys get ur own board anyways? should just go to /sp/ 
          Guy Incognito  !!qVrCsAIzwpq  
     
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       >>17978776 kek what was she thinking 
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  >straight puss camera view  
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  >>17978938 I don’t how she no sold the post match. Thekla held the hold after the match and she walked off just fine 
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  Oh fuck Grand Slam Mexico finna be GOODT! 
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  >>17978974 >not a single Mexican            Anonymous   
     
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  >>17978964 you a soflo bro? 
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  Nick killed it during BotSJ 
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     Nick Wayne needs to get on TRT ASAP 
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  How does Nick feel about Christian fucking his mom every day 
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       PUNK WANTS TO COME BACK TO AEW LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
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     What the fuck was any of that just now??? 
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  >>17978976 Look at this withering bouquet 
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  >>17978991 sorry phil, you're too busy sucking that blood covered saudi dick 
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     How is Kip Sybian still employed? 
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  >>17978991 He just wants some of those caramel nalgas 
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     >>17978991 He should quit WWE before Night of Champions and show up at All In Texas to redeem himself and save his career.
I think Tony would allow it 
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       >>17978994 If my mom was hot and single I'd move several states away 
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  >>17979003 Friends with the bucks 
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  >>17978994 We need more of Mother Wayne showing skin, come on Christian 
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     >>17978992 It came off like both of them were dreaming that promo in theirs minds at the same time 
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  >>17978991 We don’t want him 
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  >>17979007 Would have to have a lot of stuff written on the contract about a 1 strike deal (one fight and he's outta there) but I think it would be possible 
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     >>17978994 That is NOT an appropriate picture for a mother and son 
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     >>17979022 KWABbed his ankle I'm afraid 
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  >>17979002 She has a mystery to solve
So be ready for her act
Don't hold back 
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  >>17978735 ball knowers know 
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  >>17978991 fuck off we're full 
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  >>17979016 I don’t understand why they showed highlights of two out of like fourteen matches. I don’t understand why Nick didn’t mention it. I don’t understand why it was a multi week build to the video package. I am so baffled lol. 
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  >>17979027 YOU KWABBED your ankle. 
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  They guy is slanging that dog across his shoulder 
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  Bro that one fan took his dog to the show wtf? 
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     >>17978991 Guess that saudi blood money covered dick didnt sound too appealing 
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  So Mother Wayne was married to a manlet and wait 20 years to give him a son and he died when Nick was ten? She could at least have him earlier to enjoy father-son more 
         Guy Incognito  !!qVrCsAIzwpq  
     
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  Hechicero is Dimes AND Pesos brother 
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  >>17979036 He did that whole match. There's no way he's still hurting, right? 
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       >>17978795 las teteas mas leche 
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  Take/Hechicero is a dimes pairing 
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     >>17979036 Buddy could be a world champ if he wasn't made of glass and bad luck 
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       Take has one of the best themes in the biz 
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  >>17979053 When was he also injured in aew? Not a work injury I mean. 
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  >>17979062 Julia is my favorite, her theme is good 
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     Daddy Magic is the only dimes French-Canadian 
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     >Takeshita feuding with Paragon and Garcia   Tony, why? 
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  >>17979043 If he does it it's going to legit ruin his legacy. And that's all we have at the end of the day, money comes and goes. Your legacy is what stays after death 
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  >>17979074 Hopefully because he will be in the G1 this year. 
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     >Hechicero  >Alchemist   Can he create his own belt? 
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       Yeah, I’m thinkin I like Thekla 
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  >>17978989 He’s like 19. He’ll get a clue at some point 
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  Garcia should spend a year in CMLL and he would be pesos. 
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  >>17979089 Getting an audio taste 
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     >>17979073 Is Speedball a joke to you? 
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  The retard with the head gear on used to be TNA champ right? He’s in AEW full time now? 
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  >>17979087 It means Alchemist of the Ring not Alchemist of the 5 Elements. 
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  >>17979107 That hand is fighting hard not to grab a tit 
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  >>17979007 No thanks. Paul can keep him. 
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  >>17979102 He is too chink coded for me. White Sho-nuff. 
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  4 hours feels just right 
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  >>17979112 Idk it flies by for me 
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  >>17979007 Punk isn't getting a redemption arc. No redemption for people like him 
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  >>17979089 TUNED IN
TURNED UP 
TASTIN GOOD 
          Guy Incognito  !!qVrCsAIzwpq  
     
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  >>17979091 dunno what I'd do if seeing that live and in the front row 
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  >>17978682 There was a huge push for him to be Captain America like 15-20 years ago or right after the first Iron Man came out. He basically said he didn’t want to sign a 7 picture contract and be having to get in peak shape for 6 months every year for a decade but he would consider different roles. Really fumbled the ball. 
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  >>17979091 I want to lick those thighs 
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       >>17979124 Stat is my dream girl 
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     I’m just sticking around to see Hanger beat up Yuta backstage 
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  >>17979124 Yuta can save her 
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  >>17979148 I’d bet all the money in my safe that she has a very very discolored asshole. She just looks like the sort. Needs anal bleaching. 
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  >>17979149 What sexual fetish is this? 
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  >And overrun for after 4 hours  WBD really love AEW. They trust Tony 
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     I can't lie Daniel Garcia has evolved into a legit main event talent over the last year I hope he gets a PPV world title shot by early next year he seems ready now and is very over 
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  >two and a half hour dynamite  HAHA YES YES 
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  >>17978682 I am honestly surprised at the amount of recognizable talent that shows up in TV commercials. Amy Smart was doing a mop commercial a couple of years ago. 
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  >reversing a Takeshita blue thunder bomb   Terrible 
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  >>17979160 You sound like someone that cheered the announcement of Danny Garcia's OF page. 
          Guy Incognito  !!qVrCsAIzwpq  
     
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  >>17978682 all of hollywood does tv now, samuel l jackson is tapped in to du a tulsa king spinoff based in NOLA 
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  paragon must be spanish for tiny 
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  Tony keeps calling the Sharpshooter the Lion Tamer 
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     don't like these weeklong waits between shows but it'll be worth it for grand slam mexico I think 
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  >>17979176 Yeah I think it'll be worth it 
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  paragon have not won a match 
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  >12 man clusterfuck  fuckin a!! 
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  >hangman didn’t beat up anybody from the death riders like he promised  errmmm 
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  See my AEWbros for GRAND SLAM MEXICO NEXT WEEK! 
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  Vince would have given Lance Archer a big clumsy guy gimmick or a stuttering gimmick so fucking fast. He would have been tripping over his own feet, giving himself unprotected chair shots to the head and missing tags.  Probably followed by a dancing gimmick and a future endeavor 
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  >4 hour and 6 minute show  We're spoiled 
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     10 man and a 12 man tag at Grand Slam lmao wtf are they doin 
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  Lame. No buddy. 
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  >>17979198 that smiling face always makes me think it's someone from AEW posting on here 
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  Gonna need a nappy nappy after all this sicko wrestling. She you bruhs for Grand Slam Meheeco 
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  2.5 Grand Slam and 2 hour Saturday Collision next week. Warner has bent the knee after losing NBA kek. 
         Guy Incognito  !!qVrCsAIzwpq  
     
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  next week bros.... 
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  >>17979112 IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH IF YOU ASK ME!!!
AND WE'RE GOIN TO MEXICO NEXT WEEK BROS PACK YOUR SOMBREROS! 
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  See you next week! 
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  >>17979007 No. Fuck him. 
He made his bed. Let him burn in it. 
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  >>17979012 I am on my knees, beggin and pleading for some babyface to taunt Nick Wayne by singing that Fountains of Wayne song but changing the lyric to "Nick Wayne's mom" 
It would get over with the AEW crowd as a thing I guarantee it, as a way to troll Nick Wayne. UK crowds would eat it up for instance and singing it nonstop at him. 
And 
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  What happened to Aminata lmao? She was stiff and apparently pissed after the match. 
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  >Hanger playing the role of 1997 Sting >Real Sting and Darby come to help him at All In to save the championship  Kinooo 
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  Did Aminata go into business for herself?