I've presented this theory before but failed to gain any serious input, so here I am, yet again before ye, jury of the court. I've come to the conclusion I lost my virginity at a very early age, perhaps even at the age of 0. My mother would nurture me in her womb and I'd thrive on her juices there and while pleasant, perhaps not without sexual connotations. I'm at the verge of suggesting intercourse isn't merely a consensual and conscious act as you may see. And why shouldn't it be considered in such a light? The question may be uncomfortable but we must dig deeper in search of the Truth! This may indeed put all of you at great risk of discovering a lie so deep seated you wouldn't know it was even there..
