God I miss asses like these. Asses nowadays are either:
A. Too muscly and big because of thousands of squats at the gym. It's too firm, it doesn't look feminine at all and if you like big gym squatted muscle asses you are unironically gay
B. Baboon twerk asses that flies around. It's big and look primate-ish. If you're into a huge twerking ass bouncing all over the place (rather than a sensual feminine petite striptease pole dance ass), you are unironically into bestiality
C. Cottage cheese asses. No, they're not "thick". No they're not "curvy". No it's not alot of "cake". It's an unhealthy overweight ass, and the owner is a disgusting pig how made her ass look like a big shitty pizza dough. If you like cottage cheese asses you are unironically have a BBW feeder fetish.
D. Transplant big butt cheeks. Asses that just sticks straight out. It's so funny because it looks absurdly cartoon-ish. Like a 7 year old trying to scribble his idea of what a sexy woman looks like. Especially funny when it's a relatively normal skinny girl, but with an ass that stick out like some kind of long balloon. They either do this with implants, some ass version of push up bra or photoshopping. If you're into this, you're some kind of hentai degenerate who loves anatomically incorrect drawings.
Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, Trish Stratus, Dawn Marie, Francine, you name it. They all had the perfect balance of a small feminine ass with enough curvature, and good softness-to-firmness ratio. The fact that mens' taste in asses have changed and that this is no longer the golden standard is proof that we have fallen further into some sort of weimar degeneracy. Women used to be finely sculpted roman statues and now they are primitive tribal fetish fertility worship statues
