Evolution is a mysteryy
full of -or rather emptyy-
it's hard to make people buy seats

Night of Champs, three days ago
"More revenue!" asks TKO
Time for 'nother dimeless PLE

"AEW must perish,
let's drain the fans from All In":
Tony lives in their heads rent-free

I see the tarps in the seats
Where is Monroe and Rouseyy?
Lita, Terri, Ivory I don't see

Evolution! Evolution!