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You have three wrestling related wishes. Choose wisely

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:33:07 No.18254601 View View Reply Original Report

And no, you can't wish for more wishes, you fucking faggot. That doesn't work for me, brother.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:35:31 No.18254619 Report

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>>18254601
>Blacks are banned from holding championships
>AEW is destroyed
>I marry Kairi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:35:45 No.18254621 Report

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>>18254601
Tony buys WWE
Tony fires Paul
Benoit is revealed to be alive and can still work

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:38:16 No.18254642 Report

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>>18254601
refs enforce the rules for a shoot until everyone learns to work again.
thats it, you can have the other two

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:41:24 No.18254670 Report

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>>18254601
>Hangman wins the title
>Okada wins the title
>Adam Cole retires

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:42:29 No.18254680 Report

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I wish Mariah May was deeply in love with me and wanted to have several children with me
I wish Tony Khan and Triple H merged into one person to see what happens
I wish Trump died on the wrestlemania stage during the battle of the billionaires

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:42:55 No.18254684 Report

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>>18254601
I wish wrestling would be reset to 1990 and I am now in charge to correct the wrestling timeline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:43:03 No.18254685 Report

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>>18254601
WWE is given back to Vince as the sole owner and CEO

Tanahashi Is fully rejuvenated

Seth Rollins suffers a career ending inj- oh wait lmao, how about Bret Hart is erased from everyone's memories?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:43:04 No.18254686 Report

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>>18254601
Sex with Rhea. Three times

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:44:15 No.18254698 Report

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>>18254601
>Kenny stays in Japan in 2019
>Kenny and Ibushi stay healty and main event WK together
>pandemic doesn't kill NJPW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:44:30 No.18254700 Report

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>>18254601
Chelsea Green gets pushed to the top of the women's division

Two wrestlers with a good look and incredible levels of charisma and promo skills emerge

All chuds who watch wrestling develop potent and untreatable ass cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:47:11 No.18254722 Report

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>>18254601
>less commercialization
>restore kayfabe
>the Spear is limited to like 3 wrestlers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:49:36 No.18254747 Report

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Trump goes on RAW next week and falls off the ring, killing himself
My pasty little white body is swapped with Bobby Lashleys
I walk into the WWE locker room and have sex with all of the female wrestlers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:53:23 No.18254778 Report

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>>18254601
>WCW didn't end
>NXT wasn't handed to Vince
>The Flying Elvises stayed together

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:55:50 No.18254796 Report

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>>18254601
>Benoit is proven to be innocent and gets in the Hall of Fame
>WWE gets rid of def rebel and hires someone who's passionate about music
>WCW doesn't flop once bought out by WWE and becomes like NXT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 20:57:38 No.18254808 Report

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>>18254642
dangerously based take

Im stealing that as one
Vince regains complete control and TKO goes under
Stacy has a retirement match and a a bra and panties match vs Liv

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:02:01 No.18254834 Report

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>Wish 1:
Minoru Suzuki beats his former student ZSJ for the IWGP title, finally securing him the one prize that eluded him in Japan. Defends for a year, drops to new generation wrestler... preferably Yuya Uemura.

>Wish 2:
Shotaro Ashino wins the Champion Carnival, and wins the Triple Crown. Guts out a 2-year reign, defending not just in AJPW but traveling the domestic feds like NOAH, Big Japan, DragonGate, DDT, Freedoms, etc.

>Wish 3:
Katsuhiko Nakajima arrives in NJPw as some sort of "invasion" storyline. Brings a stable of wrestlers he picked up from his time in NOAH, AJPW and Gleat... guys with "legit" backgrounds or at least some kind of "shooter" gimmick. He can proclaim himself the last torchbearer of Inoki or something like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:08:14 No.18254872 Report

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vince gives me all his money
all attractive women in wrestling fall madly in love with me and form my harem
the bucks, oc,atom smoll,eddie kingston,komander,daniel garcia, top flight, lio rush, and every other aew wrestler I dislike dies making the show 100 times better overnight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:08:44 No.18254876 Report

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>vince from 20-25 years ago back and booking an edgy wwe again (would accept a non-sawdusted shane running current company with edgy feel)
>2019 style aew with no shitters like adam cole or danny garcia
>a third company like tna with good booking and stars to compete with the other two companies

Guy Incognito !!qVrCsAIzwpq

Guy Incognito !!qVrCsAIzwpq Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:12:23 No.18254892 Report

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>>18254601
I wish for Thekla, Willow and Megan Bayne to sit on my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:14:20 No.18254907 Report

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Humans become unable to lie anymore.
Humans become unable to kill other humans anymore.
All of forgotten/hidden history is now available on wikipedia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:15:21 No.18254915 Report

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Buddy gets a push
Buddy gets a belt
Buddy wins a feud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:15:48 No.18254916 Report

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>>18254601
1. Coomer gimmick matches are back but are used sparingly enough to not piss off talent or the fans.
2. Better music. Don't care if it's licensed or in house, just better music period.
3.House archive gets uploaded to the vault (I don't give a shit about the cards/same matches, I want to see the goofy shit that happened, it's cozy).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:19:20 No.18254939 Report

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>>18254601
I get signed to WWE
I can never get an injury
I marry Giulia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:20:32 No.18254948 Report

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>>18254916
>House archive gets uploaded to the vault (I don't give a shit about the cards/same matches, I want to see the goofy shit that happened, it's cozy).
you mean the youtube channel? if so, unfathomably based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:22:59 No.18254969 Report

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>>18254915
Buddy impregnates Rhea with twins the next time she ovulates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:28:00 No.18255009 Report

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>>18254601
1. My boy KO healthy and champion for a retirement run
2. My boy Joey Janela back in AEW as Hardcore Champ beating hardcore legend Jimmy Havoc for the inaugural championship
3. I'm Alexa Bliss' pusy slave for life (mine not hers - she lives longer by way of the wish)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:32:40 No.18255042 Report

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>>18254601
1. Nuke aew
2. Nuke aew
3. Bring Vince back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:33:46 No.18255052 Report

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>>18254969
Wouldn’t that be nice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:36:23 No.18255068 Report

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>>18254834
...and, if we're doing wishes from any point in history, and not just now:

>Historical Wish 1:
Ultimate Warrior never loses title to Sgt. Slaughter, instead holds until WrestleMania VII and defends against EITHER Macho King (Warrior stays face) or Hogan (Warrior turns heel). Either way, Warrior loses but it'll be a bigger match than HoganvSlaughter!

>Historical Wish 2:
Bob Backlund keeps WWF title for at least a year, ruling 1995 as a mad king of wrestling. Cutting down big guys, and crippling the young stars. Humiliate and force the new gen era wrestlers to get better.

>Historical Wish 3:
A joint show for NJPW and AJPW during their 80's heyday.

>Jumbo Tsuruta vs. Antonio Inoki
Fujinami vs. Tenryu vs. Choshu
>Billy Robinson vs Bob Backlund
Misawa/Kobashi/Kawada/Taue vs. Hashimoto/Muto/Chono/Hase
>Giant Baba vs. Strong Kobayashi
Hansen/Brody vs Gordy/Williams
>Tiger Mask/Fujiwara/Maeda vs Funk Brothers/Fuchi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 21:55:20 No.18255212 Report

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>>18254601

I wish for another genie

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 22:36:44 No.18255508 Report

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>>18255212
Yes, master

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 22:57:54 No.18255690 Report

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Queen Aminata rubs her butt in my face
Willow Nightingale takes off her booty shorts and rubs her massive ass in my face
Jaymie Hater comes back, wins the womens title, drives immediately to my house, rubs her bum in my face

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 23:02:09 No.18255730 Report

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>Daniel Garcia uses my face as his ring gear

>Me vs Hangman in an Ultimate Surrender iron man match

> I train -1

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 23:03:04 No.18255739 Report

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I can do the NaNa dance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 23:03:51 No.18255747 Report

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>>18255730
fuck you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 23:06:07 No.18255767 Report

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>>18254601
Leg sweep can never be performed in a wrestling show ever again
Superstars is a pre taped show hosted and commentated by Stone Cold and William Regal
Big tunes Bill gets a decent broadcasting deal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 23:06:27 No.18255774 Report

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>bookers punish workers who dont know how to work(obvious cooperation)
>wrestling schools teach psychology and how to get over(promo work)
>tv 14

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 23:09:25 No.18255794 Report

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>>18255747
He can have his 3 wishes just like anyone else. Don't be a homophobe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 23:13:18 No.18255821 Report

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>>18255730
Daniel Garcia? Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 23:15:43 No.18255845 Report

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>>18254601
>Seth Rollins' current injury heals immediately
>Adam Cole never works in any promotion ever again
>Mr. Iguana beats Vikingo for the Mega Championship

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 23:22:47 No.18255900 Report

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>>18254915
There are some wishes that are too impossible to come true

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 23:34:46 No.18255991 Report

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>>18254642
I like this one. I would extrapolate it to better officiating overall with overlooking the blatant table spot with long setup.
My other one would be improving the selling. I never understood why they take 9.99 seconds to get in the ring to break the 10 count and the last .01 second you suddenly get a burst of energy.
My 3rd one would be to bring back Lucha Underground, with the same production as the first 2 seasons. It doesn't even have to be Lucha Underground, the telenovela style production is campy and meshes well with wrestling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jul 2025 23:35:53 No.18256000 Report

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>>18255730
Why -1?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Jul 2025 00:20:32 No.18256650 Report

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>Wish 1
I get to book all the women's divisions and everyone from the public to the networks absolutely loves it even though the matches are all R18
>Wish 2
Vince Russo becomes the most influential wrestling commentary personality
>Wish 3
Shane O'Mac somehow gains ownership of TKO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Jul 2025 01:02:34 No.18257491 Report

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>NWA is number one again, and owned by me
>Ric Flair becomes young and healthy again for another run
>All TKO executives banished from society to live in the swamps and bogs for the rest of their lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Jul 2025 01:09:55 No.18257661 Report

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>>18254601
>The Fed dies
>TK adopts all of /pw/ since all they do is talk about him everyday
>Saya Kamitani marries me and we have at least 10 kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Jul 2025 01:15:42 No.18257792 Report

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Kayfabe is restored and STRICTLY enforced, to the point of breaking it meaning an immediate termination.
A third company, maybe TNA or whatever, grows in popularity going for something closer to 90s ECW, with harder matches and edgy storylines to have a market for everyone
No injuries. I'm tired of seeing a wrestler getting injured every couple weeks. I know this may sound silly considering my second wish is to have more extreme matches, but I don't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Jul 2025 01:15:52 No.18257795 Report

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>>18254670
Is this a plan to buy the company from Tony after it inevitably loses all its viewers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Jul 2025 01:18:21 No.18257836 Report

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>WWE dies
>All its plundered assets are returned to their rightful owners
>All jews and trannies banned from wrestling forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Jul 2025 01:19:48 No.18257862 Report

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>WWE dies
>All their assets are sold to TK
>Japan experiences another wrestling boom

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