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What would your gimmick be if you were a pro wrestler?

Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 19:43:53 No.18274605 View View Reply Original Report

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I think I'd be "The Two Kid" and I would only ever kick out at 2.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 19:48:36 No.18274644 Report

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>>18274605
I'd be "The Three Kid" because I'd always kick out at 3 and argue with the ref because I'm convinced I have until 4.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 20:01:04 No.18274771 Report

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>>18274605
Siamese twin, one body two heads. I’m a wrestler, my brother is a referee. Any contact other than to my head will be considered hitting the ref. If you somehow get me down on the mat, good luck pinning me since I only have one shoulder bitch.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 20:07:20 No.18274815 Report

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The creep.
>skinny fat nerd in an overly tight suit
>always "peeping" on chicks in the locker room
>make it a point to creep on BBL Bayley, Liv, and especially Mami
>Specifically job out to hot chicks
>get pinned with a huge smile on the face
I'd walk around with binoculars, a notepad, and box of Kleenex. And yes, my theme would be the song by The Lonely Island.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 20:29:47 No.18274965 Report

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I think I'd sell the shit out of everybody's regular moves, but I'd always no-sell finishers

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 20:35:57 No.18275000 Report

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>>18274644
that's fucking kino

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 20:58:07 No.18275143 Report

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>>18274644
Fucking kek

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 21:28:35 No.18275363 Report

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>>18274605
My gimmick would be that i never sell anything and i'd try to shoot pin my opponents all the time

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 21:33:42 No.18275399 Report

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>>18274605
I'd be
>Lord Gloobtu, from Planet R'taatd
Basically I'd battle my opponents using my telekinesis so they'd have to bump for me and I'd go down from the first bump to a full 3 count if I had to lose

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 21:35:36 No.18275407 Report

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I'd no sell every move but always lose to a roll up pin.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 21:44:29 No.18275461 Report

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>>18274605
Is that based director of the kino Batman Forever Joel Schumacher? On /pw/?

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 21:45:29 No.18275471 Report

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He used to be a wrestler.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 21:50:02 No.18275521 Report

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>>18275461
The fuck is this dude's early life!?

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 21:53:02 No.18275550 Report

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>>18274605
Turtle Man, I wear a shell on my back so its impossible to pin my shoulders.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 22:20:50 No.18275778 Report

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>>18275550
what do you do if you face off against "The man with no back"

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 22:51:43 No.18276054 Report

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>>18274605
Looks like vince if he was 1/34th cheeroke and gay.
I would be the racist,I enter in a nascar convertible in a racing suit,wrestle a match scream racial slurs,hop back in the car and revese at mach 1 out of arena.
In essence Bob Holly with hair

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jul 2025 22:52:45 No.18276063 Report

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So this is what Eddy Thorpe is up to these days.

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