Gomenasai, my name is Gabe-Sama.
I’m a 29 year old American Purowresua (Pro-Wrestler for you gaijins). I'm a madman, don't you know, and spend my days perfecting my moves and wrestling superior Japanese wrestlers. (Hiroshi Tanahashi, Yuji Nagata, House of Torture stable)

I train with my War Dogs every day, this superior stable can cut clean through Hontai because it has wrestled over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other stable on earth. I earned my wrestling license ten years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious dojo to learn more about their magnificent fighting spirit. I hope I can become an IWGP Heavyweight Champion for Shin Nihon Puroresuringu or an Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!