I met Pat McAfee a few weeks ago. I was walking down the street near my house and he was just standing there at the intersection like he was waiting for someone with this big goofy grin on his face. It was kind of akward waiting there with him staring expectantly at me, so I said "Hey, aren't you Pat McAfee?" and he said "Yeah! Watch this!" Then he jaywalked across the interesection and a van hit him going 80 miles an hour, at least. Then he was gone. I gues he got caight under the van or something. It didn't stop or slow down or anything. I waited around for a while, stunned, expecting a film crew to come by and say this was part of a prank show or something, but no one ever did.
