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Flesh, Fins, and Fists As Shark Week Takes Over Dynamite!... AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL 8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. Wheeler Yuta >AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm vs. Billie Starkz in an AEW's Women's World Championship Eliminator Match >Swerve Strickland vs. Hechicero >We'll Hear From The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay >And More!
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what if ftr bald had a toupée
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DID ANYONE JUST ELSE SEE THAT WAITER BRING SOME ONE THERE MEXICAN FOOD? LOOOOL ITS REAL
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>>18335637 Would be a dimes gimmick
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>>18335637 he isn't entertaining enough but ricochet should definitely have a hair arc
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Why have we not seen hard nips Marina yet?
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FTR Bald looks like he's wearing a diaper.
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>>18335655 that’s brilliant
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Wheres my man ROCK HARD Juice Robinson
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>>18335648 >they really have waiters bringing out Mexican food now Anonymous
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yt people dont be seasoning they ribs lol
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okay that was pretty cool
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Can't believe we're already on thread 5 business is booming
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>>18335655 >Ricochet starts wearing a wig claiming its his real hair >challenges people to hair vs hair matches to make everyone else bald Anonymous
Hi, is the AEW Dynamite thread? Can I get two chicken quesadillas, a doritos locos taco, and a medium baja blast freeze?
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I have a Dax body type
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>>18335688 Yeah man. Me and my Buddy are waiting for our food.
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I think that, its weird AEW only runs in brown cities never north east white cities
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Cash is insane
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>>18335678 >you will never be plumber moxley unclogging that toot pipe with your tongue why even live bros
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I'm going to be pissed when Jetspeed don't win this
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Wet Peed shouldn’t be having a competitive match with FTR
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>>18335687 or taking luchador masks
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>>18335703 Nah they're based
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>>18335688 someone get me a bean cheese burrito and a diet pepsi (extra diablo sauce)
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ufo splash is a cool name for a cool move
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>>18335703 Speedball has more than earned this kind of booking
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TONE DOG HEAR THIS IDEA
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>kickout spam If i was in the audience id get my Baja Chalupa and fucking leave.
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>bald helping bald I see how it is now.....
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Boring match, JetSpeed fucking suck
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>>18335688 you can get fucked
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>Large Stokely
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>that long ass match just for ftr to win
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>>18335730 I think his father already did that
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Big Stokely and MJF are the only good parts of AEW. they are funny. Literally everyone else sucks
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>ADAM COPELAND IS A N-
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stokely is a much better cripple than bt
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>>18335733 Did you think they were losing?
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>Stoke super sweaty from standing on the outside for 20 minutes
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>>18335733 many such ftr matches
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>ADAM COPELAND DESERVES THE RAKE
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>ADAM COPELAND IS A RUDY POO CANDY ASS
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stoke was making some good points before the interruption
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He's right about Cope
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That's Adam Copeland's music!
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Are they going to sing again?
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stop the singalong shit its gay
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maybe I'm alone in this but I do not give a single fuck about Adam "edge" "cope" Copeland in the year of our lord 2025
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I'm convinced nobody truly knows the words to that song
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FTR Black can promo
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>>18335759 ever since grand slam australia I think.
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FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
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Copes music sucks and always sucks
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>some BLACK gentlemen...
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>>18335760 I think this crowd didn't want to do it but they kept the music playing so they felt obligated
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>>18335745 that match really wasnt that good
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WEHOORPEEPEL WEHOORPEEPEL WEHOORPEEPEL
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>We Hurrt Peepo I tell people that that's Mark Henry singing
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Edge buddies with the heel stable
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>>18335687 this is such a good fucking idea lmao.
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Hurt Syndicate aura just got annihilated Why are they working for a Canadian cracker?
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babyface Cope made a deal with heel Hurt Syndicate
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WE HUR PEEPO WE HUR PEEPO WE HUR PEEPO
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WE HUR PEPUL>WE HUR PEPUL WE HUR PEPUL>WE HUR PEPUL WE HUR PEPUL>WE HUR PEPUL
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some well-melaninated gentlemen
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>hurt bidness are face now
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>making business with the heels What did COPE mean by this?
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Why would heels want to help out Cope?
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>>18335791 They are a business after all
Their business is to hurt people
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The Hurt Syndicate is the new APA
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THE HURT PEOPLE ARE HERE TO HELP COPE BAH GAWD
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>>18335801 They just want to hurt people
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yes Christian was always the face to Edges heel
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>>18335789 sometimes you need to make deals at whatever the cost, otherwise things would never get done
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I've been saying Hurt Syndicate are tweeners besides MVP and MJF
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>>18335801 because outside the faggots on this board edge is based
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ALWAYS POUNDING ASS
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I love how retarded ass edrones cant figure out why they are doing this
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>we break fags Based Syndicate
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So FTR are winning the tournament, beating Hurt Business for the belts, and losing them to Edge and Christian at All Out
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Jushin Thunder Liger really let himself go
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>>18335801 they're not heels, they're hired guns. they hurrpeepo for hire
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>>18335801 The desire to hurr pipo is too strong
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>>18335801 everybody loves the copester
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I remember being like 12 watching WWECW and saw Bobby lashley had his left ear pierced. I was really disappointed because I thought that meant he was gay.
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>>18335801 Money and also revenge for All In
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>The Hurt Syndicate >they dont care about faces or heels they just want to hurt people based
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heels don't ally with babyfaces
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the show was so good with cope gone
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>>18335820 now the piggiEs know how normal people feel when they happen to watch a few minutes of WWE
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MAMA WAYNE IS HIDING THE BOOBIES NOOOOOOOOO
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wtf is this 2017 RAW shit on my tv
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Nick sitting down makes it look like he's tiny
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MAMA WAYNE IN DA HOUSE!
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where the booba?
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WHERE ARE THE TITS?
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>There are people that care about the Edge vs FTR feud
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>>18335836 Its just bidness you fat retard
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OK I'm just gonna say it: Cope getting help from the heels doesn't make a lick of sense and now I literally and unironically cannot wait for Corny and the great Brian last to tear this shit apart
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>mama wayne covering up what a heel move
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>Mama Wayne covered up the bazongas Shame
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Mama Wayne get yer yams out luv
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>>18335791 Nah, Bobbo and Sheldon are real shooters
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Do you guys think that Cope is legitimate having fun in AEW or just work for him?
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Mama Wayne all covered up
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Do you AEWtrannies really take this little zoomer faggot seriously? He's the worst promo I've ever heard
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>>18335842 nick saw what you faggots said last week. you ruined it
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>okay Nick re-do the promo from last week and tell your mom to cover up the knockers
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Mother looks so youthful today
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>>18335801 They will accept money to hurt people
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Damn Ospreay is sad. Its over.
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>>18335863 but enough about dom
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>faction It’s just Nick. Kip doesn’t wrestle. His mom is just there for booba. What faction?
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Ospreay has lost his smile...
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sad bruv at casa bonita
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Kip's hair is so gay holy shit
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MOMMA WAYNE COVERING THE JUGS IS A REAL HEEL MOVE.
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>>18335868 Kip had nice hair
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>>18335863 >little zoomer Your world champ dresses like a 10 year old kid, man.
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Is Kip Sabian the Carlito of AEW?
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>>18335868 kek he could've repeated the same promo word by word and i wouldn't have notice, last week i was just looking at mother wayne
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These Progressive commercials with people acting like boomers are no longer funny.
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I NEED to hear Corny tears this fucking shit to shreads.
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I need Momma Wayne and Don Callis to link up and for him to commission a painting of him sucking her toes
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>>18335861 >hockey no DQ brawl with his buddy Christian >spooky blood stuff with Malakai and his buddy Gangrel showing up >weird matches he wanted against guys like Suzuki >building tag feud with his buddies FTR yeah i believe he's having a good time
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Christian will never be the same without Wayne's knockers
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>darby wrestling sharks uhh based
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>>18335889 >I was just looking at mother Wayne Many are saying this
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>>18335897 >i need to hear my edaddy validate my opinions grim
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>>18335856 Cope said he made a business deal, meaning monetarily, to make a deal with a tag team that has been known to hurt people in exchange for money
>doesn't make sense >Cornette fan Kek
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>Peacemaker on TNT How censored is that show?
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I'm actually gonna watch this little nigga shark episode tomorrow night kek someone do a gamethread
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E L E V A T E D
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Why is Darby on some shark show but not Dynamite?
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Darby is going to feed himself to sharks, holy based.
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>>18335888 I don't watch wwe but surely Carlito has wrestled more than 5 times in the past 365 days
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I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
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Hey Lil guys: You will NEVER have Gunther. You will NEVER have AJ Styles. You will NEVER have Chad Gable.
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This show needs more mommy nipples
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>>18335912 The Hurts hadn't previously been established as hired guns. Considering that they've been heels since debuting, it is rather odd to just establish that out of the blue
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>Still to come >Match that already happened Sloppy shop
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Mox should have pulled a Roman and fucked off for a few months after losing the title
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E L E V A T E D !
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GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING HOT
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MARINA SAID JERK OFF OBEY HER
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Why did they just show a graphic saying Hangman is still going to fight yuta? And what the FUCK did marina just say? aew is soooooo sloppy lol
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>>18335933 He buried Gable
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>sad Ospreay uh oh
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>Maybe the real Adam Page was the friends we made along the way Weird promo
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>my wife's son Bruv
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>>18335944 based yuta invoking his rematch clause
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>they muted her one line sloppy shop
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Ospreay lost his smile :(
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>>18335940 the credits dont roll at the end
the cowboy dont run off into the sunset
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AEW being in Chicago for a month straight almost makes me wish I lived there.
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>>18335859 proper jubblies her
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>>18335933 Thank you, that sounds great to me
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>>18335933 >You will NEVER have Gunther. We don't want Gunther. We want WALTER.
>You will NEVER have AJ Styles. >You will NEVER have Chad Gable. Good.
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>I had no idea I was showing up today as I was flying over
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empty seats even in a 1k seat venue sad
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>neck Bruvers....
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SAW DUSTING INTENSIFIES
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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OSPREAY HURT LOL
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not bruv too :((((
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>>18335947 Only the highest quality of slag for me
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They're shutting down the town sawmill :(
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>>18335947 Would creampie the two blondes with my Big American cawk
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Ospreay taking time off then coming back for the build up to All In Wembley
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OSPREAY WILL RETURN WITH A CYBERNETIC NECK
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bum neck, grim
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Will Osprey is going to be an insane heel. Deep down he is a heel. Like when he wiped his ass with the Canadian flag. Will can be based, he has it in him.
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neck injury killed Jason Jordan's career
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>>18335994 edrones are going to be having a meltdown
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>>18335982 >is only in her 20s Grim.
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nigga that's one month away lol
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These worked injury angles are getting too excessive
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Based Bucks got their revenge
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I'VE GOT HERNIATED DISCS BRUV
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>dusting yourself for smeltzer upvotes sad
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Maybe sawdusting yourself every week isn’t a good idea
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He hasn't done a single good thing in this company. Stay away cuck faggot.
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>I deserve a spot on a PPV after taking two months off
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>>18335977 HE (Tony Khan)had no idea
clean your ears bruv
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BAHAHAHAHAHA THERES NO FUCKING WAY HE WILL BE BACK FOR FORBIDDEN DOOR THIS GUY IS DONE. HES GOING TO BE PARALYZED.
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>1 month bro i thought ospreay would be out for a year
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based bruv getting ALL the drugs
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Kek only one month bruv?
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>>18335923 Mainstream star
prs undastand
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HE JUST SAID THE N WORD
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only a few weeks, no big deal
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Did he pull a Booker T?
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Wait what? A 1 month neck injury timeline to return? The fuck is he smoking?
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Tony made the right choice not putting the belt on Ospreay
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you can't heal from a spinal surgery in a month this nigga is just taking a month vacation
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One month really?
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>gaming injury because he can't handle the grind HHH Levesque was right
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did he just say "i'm coming for each and every one of you NIGGAS?"
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>putting AEW's medical care over KEK FUCK F*NIX AND PHIL
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>>18335940 Mox is not a work dodger like Lazy Joe Anoa,i
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>>18336028 billionaire weed hits a lil different
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Guys, shark lady in the front row is working me with those tits
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I want to buy a shirt like Ospreays but that shit only looks good if you're shredded
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Forbidden Door finna sell like hotcakes because it'll be the return of Ospreay
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ITS FUCKING OVER AHAHAHAHAH
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Women shouldn't be allowed at wrestling shows.... because they can't.
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>>18336028 ospreay mentioned the attack from the death riders at all in so part of it is just kayfabe
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OSPREAY OSPREAY
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>>18336012 >>18336014 E drones trying to sway us against the Bruv, nah not gonna work.
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>>18336049 why do piggies love slop so much?
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>getting his misses signed before announcing a neck injury high IQ ospreay
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I don’t know why Will gave buddy that speech.
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The best part of Thekla is when they have to mute her cause she just cusses all the time
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Thekla owes me sex
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>>18336039 Swerve signed his n-word card, I'm afraid.
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i love dark goth bitches
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>>18336050 why did you post this with a video of a guy who is worse at wrestling than most women?
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Willow seems to be slimming down.
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>>18336063 She needs implants
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I do not like this stable at all.
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Willow sex ass
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>Julia replaced Buddy and Brody with Thekla and Skye based ngl
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>>18336072 kill yourself lil bro
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why does this fucking bitch talk like this? shut up forever please. SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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How was Thekla in H.A.T.E? She's good with factions?
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>>18336079 because you're gay?
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You just know Willow has some sad flapjacks
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>>18336086 I accept your concession dronie.
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>Julia/Skye/Thekla faction The Gigi/Tatum/Shotzi hole in my heart has finally been filled.
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>>18336092 Her in Donna Del Mondo was dimes
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>>18335948 >aew is soooooo sloppy unironically why i prefer it to overscripted sanitized slop
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Eveything she said in that promo is true...but it feels retarded considering she fought Statlander to the back while the match was still going on.
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Neén÷é looking yummy wummy as usual
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>>18336097 spit-roasted that hog
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AEWFAGS YOUR ACE IS GONE ITS OVER JAPAN SENDS THERE REGARDS
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what’s the @ of the blonde in the shark hat?
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Legit least attractive type of women are fat black girls, why does Willow make me absolute diamonds
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>>18336097 I'm actually a sicko but Solo SICKOa is over with me
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I thought the mist turned wrestlers into goth mommies?
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>>18336002 Bullshit. Bitch is in her late 30s at the least. Also she's definitely a jew.
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>>18336121 She's half white bro
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>>18336121 she does not have the bitchy sassy attitude
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wish willow would tingle my spidey sense
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>>18336063 She has a black son
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>>18336092 Thekla in H.A.T.E was over with female fans
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>>18335721 Baja sauce was discontinued in 2014
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>>18336097 OH YOU ROASTED THAT SQUEALING PIGGIE
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>>18336132 Solo is hilarious and only the most deranged consolewarriors deny that
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I want a Willow trad wife
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Holy shit we're almost at thread seven
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>>18336081 makes sense since Brody is a face now
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>>18336146 rightly so, it was fucking nasty
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>>18336157 Me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach limit
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>>18336158 Droney seethe only makes us grow stronger
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>>18336121 she did a promo once like “ppl like me have always been over looked in this business” but she meant fat chicks
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>>18336170 >He's a real nowhere man >Sitting in his nowhere land Anonymous
>>18336174 that drone is the heel we needed, incompetent and easy to hate
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Gosh, Renee looks so fucking hot in tight pink clothing
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>>18336170 based old crank nigga
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>>18336168 he was there last week too
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>>18336195 Luther broke his dick
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BILLIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>18336186 I could do without him entirely 2bh
He has serious mental issues ruining this board.
Should suck a shotgun for lunch tomorrow
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>wrestling in black dress UNF...
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Yeah Toni I'm gonna need you to get rid of the tights
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How are Billie, Zoey, and Ricky Starks related?