Hogan died friendless, in chronic pain and exhaustion from being dragged around to so many nothing events for someone else's benefit, daughter hadn't spoken to him in years, beclowned by the greater public at large and thunderously booed out of even the wrestling world. Of course I'm still laughing.

What an undisputed KWABOTY, maybe even KWABOAT. Hogan going out like Stan Chera will never not draw laughs, and using the last of his mana to act as a Jimmy Hary jabroni warming up geriatric crowds for President Epstein is just the wonderful secret cherry on top. KWAB.